rundown of Michigan's riser
Full contact fandom - what it's like to go to a football game in Ohio
Let me start this by stating I was born and raised in Michigan, graduated from U of M in 1981 and have lived in Northern Ohio since 1987. In the 25 years here I have become a Cleveland sports fan and recently (thanks to my wife's father giving us his PSL as a wedding gift) became a Browns season ticket holder. Because he first got his tickets in 1954 these are fantastic seats - 3rd deck but row 1 (on the rail) and on the 50 yard line. The Browns suck but I love football so I've enjoyed going to the games and taking my family with me.
This past Sunday my wife and I took our 8 year old son to the game and for the first quarter things were pretty uneventful. The Browns were playing relatively well (for the Browns) and everyone in our section seemed pretty happy. I must add here that because of the quality of these seats everyone around us are season ticket holders and most attend every game. You get to know your neighbors so to speak. But with about 10 minutes to go in the second quarter all Hell broke loose It started with smell of cigarette smoke flowing down upon us and went quickly downhill from there.
For those of you who've been to my wife's website (inshapemom.com) you know she is more than a bit of a health nut so the smell of cigarette smoke drives her insane. And when you couple that personal bias with our 8 year's presence and add in big "no smoking" signs everywhere you get her yelling out "please put out your cigarette - no smoking" loudly. Twice. Now obviously this was a mistake - what should have happened was a simple non-confrontational walk to an usher to inform them of the offense but this didn't happen. So after the second "No smoking" yell from my wife "F-You" was the response. Here is where I made my first tactical error - I turned and looked in the direction of the yell.
At that point I made eye contact with the cause of the smoke and the F-You - two guys in their late 50's about 6 rows up and on the isle. Both started yelling F-You at me now but I wasn't too worried as I'm 6'4", about 245 and work out daily. These guys combined were about my size, very drunk and looked like they had not seen a gym in 40 years. In the words of Mark Dantonio - where's the threat?. I sat back down and went back to watching the game.
With about about 4 minutes to go in the half I made my second tactical error - I went to the bathroom. Upon returning to my section I had to wait for a second to get back into my row (something was happening on the field) when all of sudden one of the guys came running down the steps and started screaming F-You about an inch off my face. Once the shock of what was happening wore off I realized that if I hit this guy I would: 1 - get arrested, 2- spend the night in jail, 3 - probably get sued so I stood my ground and just kept telling him to sit back down. Meanwhile my wife is frantically gesturing to the female security guard one row over who is simply watching all this unfold and not moving an inch. I must add that I'm NOT wearing any Michigan gear I've got all my Browns stuff on so that wasn't causing any provocation.
Anyways after a minute or so of this back and forth exchange between me and drunk angry guy I see his friend stand up and start moving down the steps towards me. At this point I've got a decision to make cause it sure seems like I'm going to be fighting both of them at once in about five seconds. Security guard still hasn't budged and screaming angry guy seems to be getting madder. I notice that the guy coming down the steps is picking up speed and I as I watch him literally start to run down the steps I realize he has lost control and isn't going to stop. I move to my right and he passes both me and his angry friend, almost at full speed, and slams into the back of the head of the guy sitting at the end of our row (sort of a reverse tea bag) at which point he does a slow-motion cartwheel over the rail and onto the mezzanine seats about 10 feet below us. He lands on top of a group of fans who all start yelling obviously and that excitement finally gets the security guard to move. The guy screaming at me sees his friend, forgets about me and runs over to see if his even more drunken buddy is ok. Security arrives, escorts both out of the stadium and I return to my seat hoping my 8 year old somehow missed all this while watching the game.
Can't wait for Sunday against the Redskins. This week I'm taking my 26 year old son instead of the 8 year old.
Edit: If you scroll down a bit you can see a picture of where all magic happened. I just found it on my phone and posted it
Been to many Browns games. Imagine Ohio fans, just more drunk.
I was last at the M/Ohio game in 2009 and happened to bump into the husbands of my wife's college friends a couple rows in front of us. Both native cooler poopers and buckeye fanatics, they were excited to make thier first trip to the Big House, but also disappointed that during the walk into the stadium they couldn't get any M fans to fight with them. Apparently from their experience in Columbus, they expect to see fights and pissing matches and were surprised that it wasn't the same in Ann Arbor. They asked me if maybe it was because we hadn't won in a while and didn't think we had a right to "puff up our chests" anymore. I assured them that no, we are a proud bunch and do love our team, but we also know how to be civilized and understand that it's a f---ing game, after all. They said that they didn't feel like they were doing their part to support the team if they weren't doing what they could to get the opposing fans pissed off. I asked them how far they were willing to take it, and they said anything short of throwing a punch, unless the other guy swung first. Granted, these two are your prototypical meathead dicks, but I feel like they were honest and it just kinda gave me little peek inside a buckeye gameday frame of mind. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be seeing a game the 'the shoe' anytime soon.
2007 osu game, my tickets were section 9, row 27, end seats and the guy infront of me a Michigan fan and his gf an osu fan...she was on the endseat..., an osu fan going down to his seats a few rows further down turned said some drunken jiberish and planted one on her....... she went off, she was going off hating osu fans..... and a few things about having to throw up.... he ended up being escorted out as enough fans complained about him, including osu fans.....
2004 we had an angry Irate Michigan fan, dude was going off ready to kill msu's team and was letting their fans have it. He didn't make any contact or get in anyone's face, it was mostly funny but if someone would have challenged him, who knows... he wasn't drunk at all....
While Cleveland may set the gold standard for drunken fans, the drunken southern Ohio hillbilly stands proudly next to him (her). In a classic move, Sam Wyche (when he was Bengals' coach) grabbed the Riverfront Stadium PA announcer's mike and yelled at misbehaving fans, "You don't liive in Cleveland!" I loved that guy! See clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yJMa20xXykI
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My family has attended many Lions, Wings, and Tigers games over the years. We've never really had any problems at any games. Obviously, my children have heard language that they won't hear at home. However, when you're attending an event that is fueled by testosterone and booze, you're going to hear some things.
Hopefully, things don't get out of hand. Use any negative situations as an opportunity to teach your kids how (and how not) to behave.
It is unfortunate, but when attending sporting events, parents need to keep one eye on the field and one eye on the people around us. We need to watch for behavior that could escalate into something dangerous to our families.
I think STEPHENRJKING had a great point above:
"And as a consequence children won't learn to love football in person. And in 10-20 years that may be a serious problem for the NFL."
The NFL has identified attendance as an area of concern, but I continue to read that it's due to the "home viewing experience" (HD TV's & whatnot). I have yet to hear or read any statements from the NFL saying there are too many examples of their fans being assholes. The first step in fixing a problem is properly identifying the problem. I guess the owners are too busy counting the cash from their $9 beer sales.
...and Redskins game. Members of London Fletcher's family were involved in a fracas with stadium security and four of them were arrested and his aunt suffered a neck injury. Fletcher, a Cleveland native was playing in the first game of his 15 year NFL career in Cleveland, says his family was the victim:
“It’s my understanding, from the moment they got out of their car they were harassed by Browns fans and things like that, all the way up to the stadium,” Fletcher told Steve Wyche. “I had a 13-year old cousin who was hit in the face, prior to the game. This was going into the game, I guess in the tailgate area. So a lot of harassment took place prior to the game and during the course of the game.
“And I’m from Cleveland, I know Browns fans, and they’re rabid fans and they love their team,” he continued. “I guess in the stadium they were being harassed again. But the situation that led to people being arrested was one of the stadium security guys assaulted one of my family members. Instead of defusing the situation, he escalated the situation. It wasn’t the fans that they had the altercation with in the stadium; it was Browns stadium security.”
Nita Ashford, a relative of Fletcher’s, told WEWS that family members were attacked and, in the resulting fight, police used Tasers as they made arrests. Family members, many of whom were in the bleachers and were wearing Redskins gear, said the security firm at the stadium was overly aggressive. “All the while the game was going on, first the fans were picking at us and we were getting things thrown on us,” Nita Ashford said. “One of my nephews got punched in the face.” Fletcher’s sister said the altercation intensified because his aunt was in the middle of the scrum. “They choked her,” Keair Hall told WEWS. “That’s why a lot of the cousins were coming [to help]. They were choking my auntie, choking her.”
Notice the guy in the Michigan sweatshirt behind the row containing Fletcher's family:

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Yeah I heard about that too. FWIW yesterday was pretty quiet in our section but to be fair I had lodged a complaint with the Browns and they had much heavier security in place. Plus the idiots from last week did not return.
Oh and the Browns sucked yesterday again.
Ohio State fans are idiots. 90% of them. The majority of them act like a bunch of drunken idiot frat brothers.
There's no excuse for those louts, obviously. In my experience, pro games tend to be less family-friendly overall than college games. And it sounds like you kept your cool in that situation.
But to be fair, your wife does sound annoying. I'm not a smoker, but the game is outside, no?
The two smells that specifically trigger "football" in my memory are fresh-cut grass and cigar smoke for some reason.
If I had to sit next to someone loudly shouting "No Smoking!" repeatedly, I would start to wish almost immediately that they would stop. In fact, I would rather inhale smoke than listen to that.
Just saying....


My aunt is a season ticket holder for the Colts since they arrived in Indy. Her group often travels to games if not west of the rockies. The one place her group will no longer go is Cleveland. Every time their group goes there is at least one major altercation. What is interesting is the complete lack of intervention by the security guards. Her description was very similiar in that security was either not interested or would blame them if a member of the group reported a problem. They will travel anywhere else without too much issue as they are mostly older middle aged ladies who enjoy watching football.