the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
The formation that "WILL" undo the 2012 D
Filed under:
"Will": A One-Down Play (w/ apologies to "Airplane!")
by Dragonchild
QUARTER 1, DOWN 1
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the game, folks. The Michigan defense starts their work at the 22. Looks like the offense is in an unusual formation, trips plus tight end all on one side of the field. Split end goes into motion. . . to the strong side! Five guys on one side? I don't know if they're trying to confuse Mattison, but they're sure confusing me!
JORDAN KOVACS: Coverage Blue-18. . . Wait, it's not trips, guys! It's quints!
QUINTON WASHINGTON: Huh?
KENNY DEMENS: Denny, Will covers the slot, not the wideout!
WILL CAMPBELL: What?
DESMOND MORGAN: I'm on him! Coverage, Black-32!
JIBREEL BLACK: What?
JORDAN KOVACS: They can't all be on the line. They're forming a second row!
CRAIG ROH: Huh?
JAKE RYAN: Split your zone with Denny, Kenny!
KENNY DEMENS: Will do!
WILL CAMPBELL: What?
JAKE RYAN: Jordan, JT will cover the flanker, but can he stay with him?
WILL CAMPBELL: What?
KENNY DEMENS: Huh?
JORDAN KOVACS: Who?
March 29th, 2012 at 2:46 PM | 
Mgoreaders:
Mgoreaders:
March 30th, 2012 at 3:08 AM |
...
...
Her?
March 29th, 2012 at 2:53 PM |
I don't even
I don't even
what is going on?
Tremendous!
March 29th, 2012 at 2:56 PM |
Should I know who Denny is?
Should I know who Denny is?
Should I know who Denny is?
March 29th, 2012 at 2:57 PM |
Desmond Morgan
Desmond Morgan
It was the best I could do.
Prolly not the most appropriate content for this blog, but if it gets a few laughs it'll be worth the downrate.
March 29th, 2012 at 3:17 PM |
I see what you did there...
I see what you did there...
I see what you did there...
March 29th, 2012 at 3:02 PM |
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
March 29th, 2012 at 3:31 PM |
No need to worry about the TE...
No need to worry about the TE...
If you've got four other receivers to that side, the TE has to be covered, and is no longer an eligible receiver. Watch out for the tackle eligible on the weakside, though.
March 29th, 2012 at 4:51 PM |
not in college
not in college
In the NCAA, the tackle is NEVER eligible to catch a pass. You'd need to line up someone numbered as a tight end next to the weakside guard in order to make that position eligible. But even in that case, the (strongside) TE is still ineligible.
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
March 30th, 2012 at 12:01 AM |
Are You Sure? I Could've Swore
Are You Sure? I Could've Swore
In 2007 Ryan Mallet attempted to hit Jake Long on an O. Tackle screen pass, only to throw it over his head and an incomplete...He would've scored too, with the cavalry leading the way (and it being Jake Long!).
March 30th, 2012 at 7:07 AM |
It was....
It was....
Henne to Long in the Capital One Bowl. Incomplete. Henne overthrew him.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:58 PM |
Thank You
Thank You
It was Henne, not sure why I though Mallet came in and threw that. Point being, Offensive Tackle CAN be eligible in Collegiate Football.
March 29th, 2012 at 3:36 PM |
Funny
Funny
Probably better served as a board post
"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron
March 29th, 2012 at 7:34 PM |
Agreed
Agreed
I'm not sure how closely the rules are followed regarding diaries, but when you go to "Create content" and click on Diary, it says, "A diary entry is your own personal section of MGoBlog, to post in as you like. There is a minimum of 200 words on a diary entry." This diary clocked in at 163 words, and most of those were just players' names. It just seemed to short to be diary-worthy. That's why I down-voted. But if the OP adds some charts and cute cat photos, I'm willing to come back and up-vote to even things out.
March 29th, 2012 at 3:36 PM |
You do realize that moving
You do realize that moving
You do realize that moving the split-end to the strong side will cover up the TE, so the D won't have to account for him?
I thought it had more of an Abbott & Costello "who's on first" bit than Airplane.
[ninja'd]
March 29th, 2012 at 3:39 PM |
My college education is a
My college education is a
My college education is a waste, I don't understand what's going on at all.
I've decided to lay off the food for a while, and go on the booze.
March 29th, 2012 at 4:09 PM |
Who's on first?
Who's on first?
Who's on first?
ty
March 29th, 2012 at 5:01 PM |
WUT?
WUT?
WUT?
edit: FTR I do get it...its just not funny.
successfully achieved 1 year self-imposed posting ban 4/10/13
March 30th, 2012 at 3:09 AM |
No.
No.
No. What's on second.
March 29th, 2012 at 4:25 PM |
Surely, you can't be serious.
Surely, you can't be serious.
Surely, you can't be serious.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
March 29th, 2012 at 5:29 PM |
DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!11!!
DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!11!!
/Boom airplane-d!
March 29th, 2012 at 4:27 PM |
How many days till the
How many days till the
season really starts?
"If this was an isocracy, you'd be in charge just like me." AIFM
March 29th, 2012 at 4:31 PM |
As someone with the name
As someone with the name
As someone with the name Will, I can say that I appreciate the humor of this post. I also often think I hear my name when people say the word "well".
March 30th, 2012 at 5:34 AM |
Well
Well
I must say, this makes sense to me, Will.
March 29th, 2012 at 4:39 PM |
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MGoFanFiction Fail
March 29th, 2012 at 4:41 PM |
For the love of god, we must
For the love of god, we must
For the love of god, we must not let MGoFanFiction become a thing.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
March 29th, 2012 at 4:48 PM |
I don't agree with all the
I don't agree with all the
I don't agree with all the hate. I was smiling the whole time I was reading it. Well done dragon.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
March 29th, 2012 at 4:51 PM |
Um, no
Um, no
I don't get it. After spending five minutes trying to get it, I give up.
Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.
March 29th, 2012 at 6:40 PM |
Inspiration source
Inspiration source
March 29th, 2012 at 5:49 PM |
Ref then lows wistle illegal
Ref then lows wistle illegal
Ref then lows wistle illegal formation offense
We must not falter! Show strength, show courage, show pride, but show no mercy!
March 29th, 2012 at 7:42 PM |
I just spent the last hour
I just spent the last hour
I just spent the last hour talking to a potential sponsor about how intelligent our readers are, and then over half of you don't get an Airplane joke?
Either I'm being totally lied to about our demographics or Airplane is way older than I realized. Anyway, baaad job buddy ghee, this is the mezz!. You be one hep cat,come creepin' out like the shadow all dicty with that solid muggin'!.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
March 30th, 2012 at 7:43 AM |
I would probably allow them
I would probably allow them
I would probably allow them to read this. Anyone who finished the posting, would buy anything. Full disclosure, myself included
Its called a royale with cheese
March 29th, 2012 at 11:15 PM |
Mike Jones
Mike Jones
Mike Jones
March 29th, 2012 at 11:20 PM |
Aren't most sponsors really
Aren't most sponsors really
Aren't most sponsors really big on the 18-24 or 18-34 demographic? Perhaps posters not knowing the reference can be a selling point, because yes, the movie probably is way older than you think it is.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:15 AM |
Choke yourself
Choke yourself
With my hands numnuts! What a stupid post.
[Caved troll is caved. Sorry, Mobile app users.]
March 30th, 2012 at 2:21 AM |
Yawn...
Yawn...
Not Mgoblog.com worthy!
"This is Michigan!"
March 30th, 2012 at 6:54 AM |
this is
this is
this is like Airplane, but without the laughs.
I am not really Coach Schiano. -Coach Schiano on Mgoblog
March 30th, 2012 at 7:10 AM |
I
I
Liked it. Something fresh.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:23 AM |
I thought this was
I thought this was
I thought this was hysterical. Obviously, I am older than dirt.
Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Many Mota. Mota. Mota.
March 30th, 2012 at 10:49 AM |
Chief this OP
Chief this OP
just came in off the wire.
Johnny what do you make of this..?
March 30th, 2012 at 11:27 AM |
Roger, Roger.
Roger, Roger.
This diary would work better if Roger Oveur was on our defense.
Roger Oveur: Switch to the 4-3 over, Unger.
Mr. Unger: I thought we played the 4-3 under, Oveur?
See, all sorts of confusion occurs. This may be the only part I remember about Airplane II, except for the ridiculous moon colony and William Shatner's overacting.
Or if former M RB Clarence Williams switched to DB and was playing bump-and-run coverage, but a little too tightly, Oveur could say:
Roger Oveur: watch your clearance, Clarence.
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
From: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006136/quotes
Now I really wish Bri'onte Dunn had come to Michigan.
April 7th, 2012 at 7:55 PM |
Lol!
Lol!
Lol!
Wear Maize! Go Blue!
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
And all those people such as
And all those people such as
And all those people such as over in the Iraq.............
April 7th, 2012 at 4:11 PM |
Love it!
Love it!
Love it!
Wear Maize! Go Blue!
What?
Formerly 'mgoblaniel.'