Dear Diary, The Day Before Yesterday.
Hey diary, I just found you. Didnt know I had a Diary but I never had one growing up so this feels special.
Nov 7- I'm writing this on Nov 9. Better late than never, thats what George Washington Carver taught me. Anyways, let me give you a run down of yesterday.
Saturday was turnt. We beat Rutgers like a rage doll. The refs are still trash. It was clearly targeting, but I'm actually okay with it being overturned. The smack talk after that got Harbaugh angry ad he "raan up the score" on Flood. (He really didn't, Rutgers sucks, but whatever makess their soon to be fired coach happy).
Jabrill is an OG and that's and understatement. If his rap career doesn't take off I think he'll be more than okay in the NFL, maybe.
Celebrating the win was great, and even better, shortly after that, MSU LOST! I don't remember it happening but I assume Dantonio holding his finger up asking for 1 more second resulted in me and my friends dying from laughter.
The rest of the night was status quo for a Saturday night. OSU looked mediocore but good at the same time and 'Bama did what you expect them to do eve against the #2 team in the country. But I still have one beef. FIELDING YOST HAD A BETTER RECORD IN HIS FIRST 50 GAMES THAN MEYER. 49-0-1, CHECK IT. Or don't , I'm right.
Nov 8- Woke up at 1:30 super hung over and pissed off because I started Matt Stafford and Calvin Johnson in my fantasy league. Watched some NFL, ate pizza and gobstoppers, took a nap, woke up, more football. Boring stuff. I did what any sane fan would do at 7 pm. I fired up the DVR to what Harbaugh whoop Flood ass one more time. Good stuff.
Nov 9- Bored writing on my own personal Diary I just found. I love you Diary.
XOXO eJACKulator
November 9th, 2015 at 7:48 AM ^
Which brings me to my next point, Don't smoke crack
(insert gif here if I could find it)
November 9th, 2015 at 8:36 AM ^
ejaculating anywhere on the site
November 9th, 2015 at 9:21 AM ^
Well this is certainly a thing.
November 9th, 2015 at 10:28 AM ^
"Want to keep working here, stay off the drugs."
November 9th, 2015 at 10:46 AM ^
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
November 9th, 2015 at 11:00 AM ^
I read it. Content is content, am I right?
November 9th, 2015 at 7:03 PM ^
I'm not sure that was content. But my first (and only) diary effort was a tire fire, too, so live and learn, Jack.
November 9th, 2015 at 10:33 PM ^
Front page material.
November 10th, 2015 at 6:07 AM ^
Make sure you hide your real diary from your little brother. Kidding with you...
November 10th, 2015 at 5:32 PM ^
Kinda made me twitch a little....
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