Coaching changes coming
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This football season has not progressed the way THE KNOWLEDGE envisioned it
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yes
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There are many people here that are extremely unhappy, angry, heartbroken etc
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, is not easily swayed by emotions. THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this season
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However, THE KNOWLEDGE does not live in the past
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THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
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yes
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Onto the main point of this post
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Due to yet another poor season, the head football coach will be fired and a new coach will roam the sidelines in 2010
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At Notre Dame
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yes
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more details on the new coach at the end of this post
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yes
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COaching changes are coming to Michigan as well
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A few of the assistant coaches will be let go by the end of the year, and they have started interviewing potential replacements
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE cannot reveal their identities at this point because it will compromise their seasons at their respective programs
.
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal the new HC at ND
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because this has already been finalized
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yes
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Charlie Weis will be officially fired after this week's loss at Pittsburgh
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yes
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they many only announce it to the public at the end of the season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give Weis the pink slip after the upcoming loss this Saturday
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yes
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Most people this it will be Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is the next coach after Weis
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but these people are wrong
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that the new coach will the one that got away from Michigan in 2007 due to the actions of his former boss Carroll
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The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
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yes
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As can be seen in the first post of THE KNOWLEDGE under this new handle, the prediction that Sarkisian will be the new HC at Michigan was what shot THE KNOWLEDGE to fame, although THE KNOWLEDGE had made a previous prediction that English will become HC at EMU (that largely went unnoticed)
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yes
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Sarkisian didn't become HC at Michigan, but unfortunately for Michigan and the rest of ND's oppoenents, he is the new HC at ND
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yes
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When this news becomes public in another month
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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PS: Michigan will win the Motor City Bowl this year
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yes
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This football season has not progressed the way THE KNOWLEDGE envisioned it
.
yes
.
There are many people here that are extremely unhappy, angry, heartbroken etc
.
yes
.
THE KNOWLEDGE, however, is not easily swayed by emotions. THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this season
.
However, THE KNOWLEDGE does not live in the past
.
THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
.
yes
.
Onto the main point of this post
.
Due to yet another poor season, the head football coach will be fired and a new coach will roam the sidelines in 2010
.
At Notre Dame
.
yes
.
more details on the new coach at the end of this post
.
yes
.
COaching changes are coming to Michigan as well
.
A few of the assistant coaches will be let go by the end of the year, and they have started interviewing potential replacements
.
yes
.
THE KNOWLEDGE cannot reveal their identities at this point because it will compromise their seasons at their respective programs
.
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal the new HC at ND
.
because this has already been finalized
.
yes
.
Charlie Weis will be officially fired after this week's loss at Pittsburgh
.
yes
.
they many only announce it to the public at the end of the season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give Weis the pink slip after the upcoming loss this Saturday
.
yes
.
Most people this it will be Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is the next coach after Weis
.
but these people are wrong
.
yes
.
THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that the new coach will the one that got away from Michigan in 2007 due to the actions of his former boss Carroll
.
The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
.
yes
.
As can be seen in the first post of THE KNOWLEDGE under this new handle, the prediction that Sarkisian will be the new HC at Michigan was what shot THE KNOWLEDGE to fame, although THE KNOWLEDGE had made a previous prediction that English will become HC at EMU (that largely went unnoticed)
.
yes
.
Sarkisian didn't become HC at Michigan, but unfortunately for Michigan and the rest of ND's oppoenents, he is the new HC at ND
.
yes
.
When this news becomes public in another month
.
THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
.
and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
.
yes
.
PS: Michigan will win the Motor City Bowl this year
.
yes
.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:25 PM ^
Mgoblog without THE KNOWLEDGE
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is
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boring
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yes
November 12th, 2009 at 4:28 PM ^
After the Penn State prediction I will just give you credit after your predictions come true...
YES
November 12th, 2009 at 4:39 PM ^
Fortunately the Motor City Bowl will be held in Rodriguez's backyard with refreshments as part of a "we'll get 'em next year" pizza party for the team.
Minnesota will win the Pizza Bowl.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:40 PM ^
A lively read regardless of whether he gets fired. Damn I hope he stays. Where we would be this year without him? That game is our freaking highlight reel.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:47 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this seasonWhy so surprised? We destroyed Skynet just like you told us to.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:54 PM ^
And this is also why the Higgs-Boson shall never be found
November 12th, 2009 at 4:48 PM ^
I hope THE KNOWLEDGE is correct on this
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yes
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and MICHIGAN shall soar again
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yes
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And THE KNOWLEDGE will bask in the glory of his correctness
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yes
November 12th, 2009 at 4:54 PM ^
Awesome.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:58 PM ^
I noticed the underscore between the and knowledge, and I thought the real knowledge had 2 words, but may be wrong.
In any case, Michigan cannot win the Motor City Bowl, because now it is the Pizza Pizza Bowl!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:08 PM ^
No different than people (like me) who still call it the Citrus Bowl.
"You can't spell Capital One without UT" just doesn't work. Still one of my favorite quotes of all-time.
November 13th, 2009 at 12:04 AM ^
Don't forget: "Peyton Manning will be the MVP of the Citrus Bowl. Again."
November 13th, 2009 at 12:09 AM ^
Gatos meow meow carbon
November 13th, 2009 at 1:26 AM ^
You are so dead on. Not only is this a "fake knowledge" but this board has been infiltrated by a fake Chunks The Hobo.
Excuse me while I go and fix myself another microwave burrito.
OK, I'm back. I really dig the blond chick on CSI:Miami YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY who stares at the camera like she is about to feed on human brains
But I digress.
Boys, until you have grabbed a plate that has been microwaved for two minutes on high, with a $.48 burrito--you haven't lived. The pain is somehting that can't be relayed on a message board.
But really, is tghere a hotter chick out there than Jessica Beal? I don't think so. Really.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:12 PM ^
Where to start--you've been so dead on over the last couple years!
I guess I know what to do with my savings account now!
November 12th, 2009 at 6:35 PM ^
I've started wondering if Belch is Brian blowing off steam or if 'he' just knows a loophole in the software. He loses 10 points every post, has yet to be banned and still strangely has plenty of points. Before the software went haywire I was able to see his points in the manner we all can (someone gave you 1 pt), etc, and in a 3 minute time period he jumped 20 points.
Anyone know what's going on with that?
November 12th, 2009 at 8:25 PM ^
It's kind of like an episode of X-Men when some aliens caused a psychic projection of Xavier's dark side to split off from the professor and start attacking the X-Men. Belch is Brian's dark side come to life as its own entity existing solely on the interwebs.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:15 PM ^
Sarkisian is coming!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:29 PM ^
Here's some additional KNOWLEDGE that THE KNOWLEDGE should look into
http://www.amazon.com/Story-Grammar-Elementary-School-Sentence-Composin…
November 12th, 2009 at 5:38 PM ^
to U of W? Isn't that where all the old ND coaches go to coach one last time?
November 12th, 2009 at 5:53 PM ^
is Steve Sarkisian's mom.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:00 PM ^
Banhammer coming soon
November 12th, 2009 at 6:05 PM ^
that THE KNOWLEDGE has been leaving doubters in a trail of dust for months.
Except there's just no dust. Only more doubters.
Maybe it's just the losses, but barring the actual official posts from Brian and others, this site is becoming a bit unsatisfying.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:07 PM ^
Did you not read The Decimated Defense? I'm pretty sure Misopogon is not an 'official poster' and he wrote one of the most satisfying posts I've seen.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:14 PM ^
I guess I should suggest that anyone who gets the front page bump is quasi-official. It's like Scientology-- some of us have achieved higher levels of MGoBlog than others.
Yes, Misopogon is legit.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:33 AM ^
Dude, you're way more "Quasi-Official" than I am.
I'm frikkin wearing a shirt you designed today. Misopogal wore one yesterday.
If I was as quasi-official as thee, we'd all have Zoltan-Punts-Saturn and UFER-UFR shirts.
You're one of the dudes I do the "decimated defense" etc. stuff for.
In other words, man, don't get discouraged. We're at the bottom of an awful season, and the venters are coming here for release. Just imagine what it would be like if the brainless fart-tards on, say, local radio were leading the M faithful instead.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:51 AM ^
no homo.
November 13th, 2009 at 12:42 AM ^
As of yet, nobody has held a gun to my head and forced me to read anything I don't want to, so I have found the site to be quite satisfying. AAMOF, I have stayed away from at least fifty percent of the MSM coverage of the football team this week and haven't read most of the comment fields of the articles I did read.
Why? Because I prefer the comments and posts here to what is in the A2-Detroit MSM.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:23 PM ^
I believe THE KNOWLEDGE got the banhammer. He then made THE_KNOWLEDGE (notice the underscore)
November 12th, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
The true The Knowledge didn't really get the hammer, did he? Is The_Knowledge truly The Knowledge?
November 25th, 2009 at 8:29 PM ^
I think this is the real Knowledge. But this is his new account. I remember a while back that I tried to look for his other posts but THE KNOWLEDGE wouldn't come up. He just made a new account with an underscore.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:33 PM ^
What is it with Notre Dame and Armenian guys as head coaches? Perhaps they remember that Ara Parseghian revived a stagnant program way back when and now they need to go Sarkisian to get the same effect.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:47 PM ^
The KNOWledge is Legend around these parts.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:49 PM ^
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yes
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November 12th, 2009 at 7:07 PM ^
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal who his daddy will be
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because this has already been finalized
.
yes
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Daddy will be officially fired after this week's lack of superhero powers and approval
.
yes
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mommy may only announce it to the family at the end of the holiday season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give daddy the pink slip after the lack of hugs at Christmas
.
yes
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Most people think it will be Bill O'Reilly, Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is my new daddy after i fire the current one who will never give me approval
.
but these people are wrong
.
yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that his new daddy will be the one that got away from his mommy in the 20th century due to the actions of his former, now fired daddy
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The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
.
yes
November 12th, 2009 at 7:09 PM ^
Sarkisian is preferable to a well steeped Midwest recruiting, total turn around type guy like Kelly.
Anybody they bring in will be classier than the current coach - even a chop blocking Niumatalolo.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:12 PM ^
due to unforeseen circumstances.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:45 AM ^
well played sir.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:47 PM ^
Anyone looked at his last few predictions? They've been horribly wrong...
November 12th, 2009 at 8:01 PM ^
Anyone hear the idiocy on WTKA today? How about that tin-foil hat wearer Ron from Ann Arbor?
November 12th, 2009 at 10:14 PM ^
And I couldn't take it. Basically spreading rumors and hating on richrod. I turned it off. Defran is getting worse imhe.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:34 PM ^
He sucks, but he's not as bad, in no particular order, as those dumbasses El Hombre, Ron from Ann Arbor and Dave from Phoenix.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:26 AM ^
A few years ago when he had a morning show, he'd tell any caller that criticized Lloyd's coaching to: "Get a life". Yet when he comes back, he leads the mob in attacking Coach Rod. Last night's diatribe was about how Rodriguez isn't "tough". When he called Rich Rod a "negative Nancy", I thought I was listening to Grampa Simpson talk about football.
Defran goes on and on last night about how Lloyd used to give him a "special" meeting on Fridays and ask how he looked to the media.
I won't criticize anyone for defending a sitting Michigan coach in Carr, but I can't stand a hypocrite. Defran defended Carr because Carr was his friend and gave him special privileges. He's not tight with Rodriguez so it's fine to name-call and feed the mob mentality on TKA.
Waste of a time slot when he's on.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:15 AM ^
Defran defended Carr because Carr was his friend and gave him special privileges. He's not tight with Rodriguez...I suspect that this is more wide-spread than just Defran and contributes to RR's bad press from the get-go.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:04 PM ^
that is so awesome.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:31 PM ^
I love "Yes," but I kind of think THE KNOWLEDGE should try using "BREAK," to invoke old-timey telegraphese.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:02 AM ^
Since the days of Haloscan, and since the days of FagPoints, this "Knowledge" and "Chunks The Hobo" are PHONIES
And it irks me to no end.
You see, I can feel the writing--even over the intranets. And les deux poseurs who are polluting this board right now make me want to HURL!.
If I ever see these two phonies, I will climb into their bedrooms late in the middle of the night and rip them to pieces!
November 13th, 2009 at 9:40 AM ^
because there is no way that Sarkasian would leave a school after one year, even for ND--he would look horrible. If true, this make me love The Knowlege more.
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