best wishes
Coaching changes coming
Filed under:
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This football season has not progressed the way THE KNOWLEDGE envisioned it
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yes
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There are many people here that are extremely unhappy, angry, heartbroken etc
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, is not easily swayed by emotions. THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this season
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However, THE KNOWLEDGE does not live in the past
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THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
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yes
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Onto the main point of this post
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Due to yet another poor season, the head football coach will be fired and a new coach will roam the sidelines in 2010
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At Notre Dame
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yes
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more details on the new coach at the end of this post
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yes
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COaching changes are coming to Michigan as well
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A few of the assistant coaches will be let go by the end of the year, and they have started interviewing potential replacements
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE cannot reveal their identities at this point because it will compromise their seasons at their respective programs
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However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal the new HC at ND
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because this has already been finalized
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yes
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Charlie Weis will be officially fired after this week's loss at Pittsburgh
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yes
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they many only announce it to the public at the end of the season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give Weis the pink slip after the upcoming loss this Saturday
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yes
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Most people this it will be Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is the next coach after Weis
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but these people are wrong
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that the new coach will the one that got away from Michigan in 2007 due to the actions of his former boss Carroll
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The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
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yes
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As can be seen in the first post of THE KNOWLEDGE under this new handle, the prediction that Sarkisian will be the new HC at Michigan was what shot THE KNOWLEDGE to fame, although THE KNOWLEDGE had made a previous prediction that English will become HC at EMU (that largely went unnoticed)
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yes
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Sarkisian didn't become HC at Michigan, but unfortunately for Michigan and the rest of ND's oppoenents, he is the new HC at ND
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yes
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When this news becomes public in another month
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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PS: Michigan will win the Motor City Bowl this year
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yes
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This football season has not progressed the way THE KNOWLEDGE envisioned it
.
yes
.
There are many people here that are extremely unhappy, angry, heartbroken etc
.
yes
.
THE KNOWLEDGE, however, is not easily swayed by emotions. THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this season
.
However, THE KNOWLEDGE does not live in the past
.
THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
.
yes
.
Onto the main point of this post
.
Due to yet another poor season, the head football coach will be fired and a new coach will roam the sidelines in 2010
.
At Notre Dame
.
yes
.
more details on the new coach at the end of this post
.
yes
.
COaching changes are coming to Michigan as well
.
A few of the assistant coaches will be let go by the end of the year, and they have started interviewing potential replacements
.
yes
.
THE KNOWLEDGE cannot reveal their identities at this point because it will compromise their seasons at their respective programs
.
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal the new HC at ND
.
because this has already been finalized
.
yes
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Charlie Weis will be officially fired after this week's loss at Pittsburgh
.
yes
.
they many only announce it to the public at the end of the season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give Weis the pink slip after the upcoming loss this Saturday
.
yes
.
Most people this it will be Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is the next coach after Weis
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but these people are wrong
.
yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that the new coach will the one that got away from Michigan in 2007 due to the actions of his former boss Carroll
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The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
.
yes
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As can be seen in the first post of THE KNOWLEDGE under this new handle, the prediction that Sarkisian will be the new HC at Michigan was what shot THE KNOWLEDGE to fame, although THE KNOWLEDGE had made a previous prediction that English will become HC at EMU (that largely went unnoticed)
.
yes
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Sarkisian didn't become HC at Michigan, but unfortunately for Michigan and the rest of ND's oppoenents, he is the new HC at ND
.
yes
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When this news becomes public in another month
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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PS: Michigan will win the Motor City Bowl this year
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yes
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November 12th, 2009 at 5:25 PM | 
Yes.
Yes.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:28 PM |
After Penn State
After Penn State
After the Penn State prediction I will just give you credit after your predictions come true...
YES
David Cone is my homeboy...
November 12th, 2009 at 5:39 PM |
Fortunately the Motor City
Fortunately the Motor City
Fortunately the Motor City Bowl will be held in Rodriguez's backyard with refreshments as part of a "we'll get 'em next year" pizza party for the team.
Minnesota will win the Pizza Bowl.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:40 PM |
thanks
thanks
A lively read regardless of whether he gets fired. Damn I hope he stays. Where we would be this year without him? That game is our freaking highlight reel.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:47 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE is merely
THE KNOWLEDGE is merely
THE KNOWLEDGE is merely shocked that his predictions did not come true for this season
Why so surprised? We destroyed Skynet just like you told us to.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
November 12th, 2009 at 6:54 PM |
Excellent
Excellent
And this is also why the Higgs-Boson shall never be found
November 12th, 2009 at 5:48 PM |
yes
yes
I hope THE KNOWLEDGE is correct on this
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yes
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and MICHIGAN shall soar again
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yes
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And THE KNOWLEDGE will bask in the glory of his correctness
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yes
November 12th, 2009 at 5:54 PM |
Soar
Soar
nm
November 12th, 2009 at 5:54 PM |
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
---
I'd rather be golfing.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:58 PM |
Is this a fake knowledge?
Is this a fake knowledge?
I noticed the underscore between the and knowledge, and I thought the real knowledge had 2 words, but may be wrong.
In any case, Michigan cannot win the Motor City Bowl, because now it is the Pizza Pizza Bowl!
... when I see some plays that Mike (Martin) makes in practice, I be like dang. - Jibreel Black
November 12th, 2009 at 6:08 PM |
Semantics
Semantics
No different than people (like me) who still call it the Citrus Bowl.
"You can't spell Capital One without UT" just doesn't work. Still one of my favorite quotes of all-time.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:04 AM |
Don't forget: "Peyton Manning
Don't forget: "Peyton Manning
Don't forget: "Peyton Manning will be the MVP of the Citrus Bowl. Again."
Word
November 13th, 2009 at 1:09 AM |
Gatos meow meow carbon
Gatos meow meow carbon
Gatos meow meow carbon
Word
November 13th, 2009 at 2:26 AM |
ZOMG
ZOMG
You are so dead on. Not only is this a "fake knowledge" but this board has been infiltrated by a fake Chunks The Hobo.
Excuse me while I go and fix myself another microwave burrito.
OK, I'm back. I really dig the blond chick on CSI:Miami YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY who stares at the camera like she is about to feed on human brains
But I digress.
Boys, until you have grabbed a plate that has been microwaved for two minutes on high, with a $.48 burrito--you haven't lived. The pain is somehting that can't be relayed on a message board.
But really, is tghere a hotter chick out there than Jessica Beal? I don't think so. Really.
That being said, it is what it is.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:12 PM |
Hmmm
Hmmm
Where to start--you've been so dead on over the last couple years!
I guess I know what to do with my savings account now!
That being said, it is what it is.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:35 PM |
I've started wondering if
I've started wondering if
I've started wondering if Belch is Brian blowing off steam or if 'he' just knows a loophole in the software. He loses 10 points every post, has yet to be banned and still strangely has plenty of points. Before the software went haywire I was able to see his points in the manner we all can (someone gave you 1 pt), etc, and in a 3 minute time period he jumped 20 points.
Anyone know what's going on with that?
November 12th, 2009 at 9:25 PM |
In the spirit of the favorite cartoons post
In the spirit of the favorite cartoons post
It's kind of like an episode of X-Men when some aliens caused a psychic projection of Xavier's dark side to split off from the professor and start attacking the X-Men. Belch is Brian's dark side come to life as its own entity existing solely on the interwebs.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
November 12th, 2009 at 6:15 PM |
YES
YES
Sarkisian is coming!
redefining epic fail, one comment at a time
November 12th, 2009 at 6:29 PM |
Here's some additional
Here's some additional
Here's some additional KNOWLEDGE that THE KNOWLEDGE should look into
http://www.amazon.com/Story-Grammar-Elementary-School-Sentence-Composing...
November 12th, 2009 at 6:38 PM |
Does that mean Charlie goes
Does that mean Charlie goes
to U of W? Isn't that where all the old ND coaches go to coach one last time?
November 12th, 2009 at 6:53 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE
THE KNOWLEDGE
is Steve Sarkisian's mom.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:00 PM |
Banhammer coming soon
Banhammer coming soon
Banhammer coming soon
i only respect other superfans
November 12th, 2009 at 7:05 PM |
It would seem
It would seem
that THE KNOWLEDGE has been leaving doubters in a trail of dust for months.
Except there's just no dust. Only more doubters.
Maybe it's just the losses, but barring the actual official posts from Brian and others, this site is becoming a bit unsatisfying.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:07 PM |
Did you not read The
Did you not read The
Did you not read The Decimated Defense? I'm pretty sure Misopogon is not an 'official poster' and he wrote one of the most satisfying posts I've seen.
MGoGTI
November 12th, 2009 at 7:14 PM |
Fair enough
Fair enough
I guess I should suggest that anyone who gets the front page bump is quasi-official. It's like Scientology-- some of us have achieved higher levels of MGoBlog than others.
Yes, Misopogon is legit.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:33 AM |
Dude, you're way more
Dude, you're way more
Dude, you're way more "Quasi-Official" than I am.
I'm frikkin wearing a shirt you designed today. Misopogal wore one yesterday.
If I was as quasi-official as thee, we'd all have Zoltan-Punts-Saturn and UFER-UFR shirts.
You're one of the dudes I do the "decimated defense" etc. stuff for.
In other words, man, don't get discouraged. We're at the bottom of an awful season, and the venters are coming here for release. Just imagine what it would be like if the brainless fart-tards on, say, local radio were leading the M faithful instead.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:42 AM |
Unsatisfying?
Unsatisfying?
As of yet, nobody has held a gun to my head and forced me to read anything I don't want to, so I have found the site to be quite satisfying. AAMOF, I have stayed away from at least fifty percent of the MSM coverage of the football team this week and haven't read most of the comment fields of the articles I did read.
Why? Because I prefer the comments and posts here to what is in the A2-Detroit MSM.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:23 PM |
I believe..
I believe..
I believe THE KNOWLEDGE got the banhammer. He then made THE_KNOWLEDGE (notice the underscore)
UMfan. GO BLUE
November 12th, 2009 at 11:19 PM |
He did not, did he?
He did not, did he?
The true The Knowledge didn't really get the hammer, did he? Is The_Knowledge truly The Knowledge?
November 25th, 2009 at 9:29 PM |
I...
I...
I think this is the real Knowledge. But this is his new account. I remember a while back that I tried to look for his other posts but THE KNOWLEDGE wouldn't come up. He just made a new account with an underscore.
UMfan. GO BLUE
November 12th, 2009 at 7:33 PM |
In The Spirit of This Silliness
In The Spirit of This Silliness
What is it with Notre Dame and Armenian guys as head coaches? Perhaps they remember that Ara Parseghian revived a stagnant program way back when and now they need to go Sarkisian to get the same effect.
Adams Axiom: The major difference between something that might go wrong and something that can not possibly go wrong is that when a thing that can not possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:47 PM |
The KNOWledge is Legend
The KNOWledge is Legend
The KNOWledge is Legend around these parts.
Endeavor to persevere...
Yes I know hi-jinx (high jinks) is not a word,but it looks good.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:49 PM |
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November 12th, 2009 at 8:07 PM |
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will
However, THE KNOWLEDGE will happily reveal who his daddy will be
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because this has already been finalized
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yes
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Daddy will be officially fired after this week's lack of superhero powers and approval
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yes
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mommy may only announce it to the family at the end of the holiday season, but all the paperwork has been drawn up to give daddy the pink slip after the lack of hugs at Christmas
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yes
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Most people think it will be Bill O'Reilly, Brian Kelly or Jon Gruden that is my new daddy after i fire the current one who will never give me approval
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but these people are wrong
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has concrete evidence that his new daddy will be the one that got away from his mommy in the 20th century due to the actions of his former, now fired daddy
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The current Washington HC Steve Sarkisian
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yes
November 12th, 2009 at 8:09 PM |
Thank The_Knowledge it's not Brian Kelly...
Thank The_Knowledge it's not Brian Kelly...
Sarkisian is preferable to a well steeped Midwest recruiting, total turn around type guy like Kelly.
Anybody they bring in will be classier than the current coach - even a chop blocking Niumatalolo.
"When it got down to the nitty gritty, we pounded it in there the old fashioned way, and...um...I like that." Bo 11/11/89 #3 Michigan 24 - #8 Illinois 10
November 12th, 2009 at 8:12 PM |
How can U know? The clairvoyant society meeting was cancelled
How can U know? The clairvoyant society meeting was cancelled
due to unforeseen circumstances.
michelin
November 13th, 2009 at 9:45 AM |
well played sir.
well played sir.
well played sir.
The dude abides.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:47 PM |
Previous Posts
Previous Posts
Anyone looked at his last few predictions? They've been horribly wrong...
November 12th, 2009 at 9:01 PM |
Anyone hear the idiocy on
Anyone hear the idiocy on
Anyone hear the idiocy on WTKA today? How about that tin-foil hat wearer Ron from Ann Arbor?
November 12th, 2009 at 11:14 PM |
I did on the way home from work
I did on the way home from work
And I couldn't take it. Basically spreading rumors and hating on richrod. I turned it off. Defran is getting worse imhe.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:34 PM |
He sucks, but he's not as
He sucks, but he's not as
He sucks, but he's not as bad, in no particular order, as those dumbasses El Hombre, Ron from Ann Arbor and Dave from Phoenix.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:26 AM |
Defran's useless.
Defran's useless.
A few years ago when he had a morning show, he'd tell any caller that criticized Lloyd's coaching to: "Get a life". Yet when he comes back, he leads the mob in attacking Coach Rod. Last night's diatribe was about how Rodriguez isn't "tough". When he called Rich Rod a "negative Nancy", I thought I was listening to Grampa Simpson talk about football.
Defran goes on and on last night about how Lloyd used to give him a "special" meeting on Fridays and ask how he looked to the media.
I won't criticize anyone for defending a sitting Michigan coach in Carr, but I can't stand a hypocrite. Defran defended Carr because Carr was his friend and gave him special privileges. He's not tight with Rodriguez so it's fine to name-call and feed the mob mentality on TKA.
Waste of a time slot when he's on.
"Do not disturb my circles."
November 13th, 2009 at 12:15 PM |
Regarding the local media's treatment of RR in general
Regarding the local media's treatment of RR in general
Defran defended Carr because Carr was his friend and gave him special privileges. He's not tight with Rodriguez...
I suspect that this is more wide-spread than just Defran and contributes to RR's bad press from the get-go.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:04 PM |
THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
THE KNOWLEDGE lives in the future
that is so awesome.
http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble
November 12th, 2009 at 10:31 PM |
I love "Yes," but I kind of
I love "Yes," but I kind of
I love "Yes," but I kind of think THE KNOWLEDGE should try using "BREAK," to invoke old-timey telegraphese.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:01 AM |
YES!
YES!
yes
November 13th, 2009 at 3:02 AM |
I Tell You
I Tell You
Since the days of Haloscan, and since the days of FagPoints, this "Knowledge" and "Chunks The Hobo" are PHONIES
And it irks me to no end.
You see, I can feel the writing--even over the intranets. And les deux poseurs who are polluting this board right now make me want to HURL!.
If I ever see these two phonies, I will climb into their bedrooms late in the middle of the night and rip them to pieces!
That being said, it is what it is.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:40 AM |
The knowledge must be self-deprecating with this post
The knowledge must be self-deprecating with this post
because there is no way that Sarkasian would leave a school after one year, even for ND--he would look horrible. If true, this make me love The Knowlege more.
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
November 13th, 2009 at 11:21 AM |
WTKA
WTKA
In general I love listening to WTKA. I look forward to the recruiting roundup by Sam at 7:40 and I enjoy his level-headedness. I also love when Brian is on and talks people down from the ledges.
Unfortunately, Jeff DeFran has been giving alot of airtime to the RR critics. Perhaps this is boosting his ratings, but it doesn't help the program at all. It doesn't help making the players feel comfortable with their program and it doesn't help the parents of recruits. Read the post by Roh, watch the presser from Memphis after the Head Coach is fired.
If you love this team, this University, support it in the hard times as well as the good times. The University will not watch it's golden goose get too far out of line.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:23 AM |
Oh.My.God...Yes. THE KNOWLEDGE has returned
Oh.My.God...Yes. THE KNOWLEDGE has returned
This is just awesome. THE KNOWLEDGE has become such a self-parody that I can't help but laugh at this post. Welcome back, THE KNOWLEDGE.
Yes.
A rich tradition from the past and potential for future glory where anything but the best is unacceptable. To uphold the greatness and excellence that Michigan Hockey represents by becoming a part of something greater than ourselves.