Coaching change
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as the losses mount in Tuscaloosa and Columbus, it is firmly believed by many that Saban and Meyer are trying to get out of their gigs and look for something better
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after Michigan finishes the season 3-9, everyone expects a wholesale change in the football program to occur quickly with the firing of Hoke and the hiring of a new coach
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many people have connected these dots and have posited the following:
- Urban Meyer will be Michigan's new offesive coordinator
- Nick Saban will be Michigan's new defensive coordinator
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this will be a major step up for both men inasmuch as they now will have to win without cheating.
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this is widely held belief among coaching circles
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yes
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what people are not clear about is who the new head coach will be. opinions range from Bill Belichik to Jon Gruden
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yes
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these people, however, do not KNOW the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE, on the other hand, knows not only the future, but also the information about the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE has appeared again in this time of coaching uncertainty to reveal the future
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yes
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the problem is that president Schlissel is a mole planted by a consortium of osu backers supported by a fund from the dead Steinbrenner, the osu booster who torpedoed Michigan's 2001 season and beyond by signing Drew Henson to baseball
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yes
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can clearly reveal that these assumptions are wrong
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in 2015, Michigan's AD will be David Brandon
in 2015, Michigan's football HC will be Brady Hoke
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yes
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those that don't believe this don't understand anything about THE KNOWLEDGE
when these revelation come true as the passge of time makes the future the present, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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October 7th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^
commence
October 7th, 2014 at 8:15 PM ^
Sorry Knowledge, I just can't drink the coolaid any longer. Didn't you predict an 11-1 season with a trip the the BTCG. The world makes no sense when The Knowledge let's you down. Are there are no more hero's left in this world?
October 7th, 2014 at 8:55 PM ^
October 8th, 2014 at 4:26 AM ^
I was' in a hurry and had a brain fart. But thank's for being that dick. 's
October 8th, 2014 at 7:00 AM ^
October 8th, 2014 at 11:59 AM ^
you're burning my brain
October 8th, 2014 at 7:43 PM ^
Too Shay!!!
October 8th, 2014 at 10:55 PM ^
October 8th, 2014 at 8:09 PM ^
THE KNOWLEGE speaks in riddles. THE KNOWLEDGE is always right.
THE KNOWLEDGE labels the post "Coaching Change" and then proceeds to predict that both Brandon and Hoke will be in their same positions next year. Yet, to those lacking insight into the riddles of alternate universes, this sounds like no change at all.
THERE WILL BE A COACHING CHANGE for 2015.
Yes
THE KNOWLEDGE is pointing to an alternate unverse in which the coaching change is changed back to Hoke as head coach is 2015, which is not going to happen. By positing that something that appears to be not changing is a change, THE KNOWLEDE is signaling to the initiated that there will be a coaching change for 2015. Thus, the riddle is solved.
Yes.
October 7th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^
...where's that third W of the season going to come from?
October 7th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^
This is terrible news, but I trust you. You would never lead me astray.
October 7th, 2014 at 6:05 PM ^
May The Knowledge's connection to the future suffer a hard reboot.
October 7th, 2014 at 6:10 PM ^
He returns!
October 7th, 2014 at 6:22 PM ^
Yay! Three wins! :(
October 7th, 2014 at 6:27 PM ^
If brady hoke remains coach of the team...people will go ape shit. fucking ape shit. I am laughing to my self thinking about the meltdown...
October 7th, 2014 at 8:29 PM ^
Blue til I die but if we dont get a Harbaugh it might just be the best thing.
Not Brandon though. That dude can GTFO on a flaming pike.
October 7th, 2014 at 6:34 PM ^
So what's the worst part? 3-9 or Hoke remaining? Damned future!
October 7th, 2014 at 6:55 PM ^
By revealing that they will be the AD and coach in 2015, do you mean ALL OF 2015, or would just one day in 2015 be sufficient for your prophecy to be true? I'd be fine if they were both let go on Jan. 1 or 2.
October 7th, 2014 at 7:10 PM ^
I second this question. Very important clarification.
October 7th, 2014 at 9:05 PM ^
usually takes more than simply asking a question. True knowledge often takes more effort, more work. Finding the Knowledge is even harder. Compounding this is that you are seeking knowledge from Knowledge. Suddenly the quest for knowledge and Knowledge becomes much more complicated than if it were an either/or proposition.
That's all the knowledge I have about Knowledge. Excuse me. My brain hurts.
October 8th, 2014 at 5:47 PM ^
The Knowledge is not a wishy-washy source of knowledge. The Knowledge's knowledge is absolute and clear.
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Yes.
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In this instance, the Knowledge seems, to ignorant readers, to have chosen its words poorly, introducing ambiguity that is not intrinsic to the Knowledge. "2015" can refer to any part of next year, up to and including football season.
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Yes.
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Therefore, I challenge the Knowledge to clarify its statement about whether Brady Hoke will be HC and Dave Brandon will be AD for mere days or weeks of 2015, or whether they will retain their posts through the 2015 football season.
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I CHALLENGE THE KNOWLEDGE TO CLARIFY ITS STATEMENT. WHAT SAY YOU, KNOWLEDGE?
October 8th, 2014 at 2:31 PM ^
if you take the "these assumptions are wrong" from the previous sentence to mean the opposite of every statement following.
See, it's all up to interpretation.
October 7th, 2014 at 7:51 PM ^
Well, at least I can take comfort in the knowledge that THE_KNOWLEDGE has never been right about anything (maybe in a parallel universe...but not in this one as far as I recall).
October 7th, 2014 at 7:03 PM ^
woops, I meant to say
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yes
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He's back
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October 7th, 2014 at 7:10 PM ^
for 2015? Because if the Knowledge is correct, i can tell you what will happen to attendance.
October 7th, 2014 at 7:12 PM ^
Didn't THE_KNOWLEDGE tell us that M would go 11-1 this year . . .
October 7th, 2014 at 11:43 PM ^
You must have misunderstood. Considering that he lives in the future and knows facts about the future, he's not going to be wrong about the future.
October 7th, 2014 at 7:13 PM ^
Now I'm depressed.
October 7th, 2014 at 7:38 PM ^
October 7th, 2014 at 7:47 PM ^
but I spose Knowledge Itself-- is kinda Spooky . . .
October 7th, 2014 at 7:51 PM ^
That we win one more game!
October 7th, 2014 at 7:53 PM ^
October 7th, 2014 at 7:53 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE knows that I'm afraid he's right.
October 7th, 2014 at 8:12 PM ^
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yes
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October 7th, 2014 at 8:18 PM ^
This is the most pessimistic future THE_KNOWLEDGE has ever revealed to us.
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yes
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Now the truth can be revealed. All of his previous claims of space-time continuum interruptions, his post-season prediction shifting, all his rosy predictions, now the reason for all of them is obvious. He was trying to protect us from the real future.
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yes
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October 7th, 2014 at 8:14 PM ^
October 7th, 2014 at 8:54 PM ^
no
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October 7th, 2014 at 9:07 PM ^
The Knowledge is undoubtedly right.
After all the brouhaha, what's the very best way for Brandon to give us all the Finger and get his revenge?
October 7th, 2014 at 9:36 PM ^
How did THE KNOWLEDGE become trapped in the darkest timeline?
October 7th, 2014 at 10:54 PM ^
And so it shall be!
October 7th, 2014 at 11:07 PM ^
Can we shut the CC threads down now?
October 7th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
is predicting dark times...
October 7th, 2014 at 11:38 PM ^
but what if this prediction actually came true? The dynamic duo continues to destroy this program to depths even we can't imagine. I can't even imagine a situation as stupid as that. For Hoke and Brandon to remain for another season would be the administrations admission that they really don't care about athletics and would be giving the football program the Death Penalty from within.
I can tell you this, if those two jokers are still in their current positions next season, I for one give up on this program and find anything else to do on Saturday's in the fall. These two will be the death of Michigan football if left to their own devices.
October 8th, 2014 at 11:32 AM ^
about Michigan's ultimate destination being the Ivy league, what with the Big Ten being so bland and uncompetitive nationally (in football, at least) and Michigan representing a still lower denomination of competition WITHIN that, but the Brandon Trajectory sure seems to project such a thing.
October 8th, 2014 at 12:40 AM ^
You got that special Kool-Aid or what? I want whatever you got.
October 8th, 2014 at 8:40 AM ^
Tell us about these losses that are going to happen in Columbus...
October 8th, 2014 at 9:04 AM ^
So would a Michigan team with Hoke as HC, Meyer as OC, and Saban as DC be:
- Better;
- Worse; or
- Exactly the same
October 8th, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^
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