Changing predictions and OOC game results

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on

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There has been great anxiety on this board after the injury to Woolfolk
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The loss of the following:
- Warren due to his inability to judge his draft status
- Dorsey due to his inability to read
- Turner due to his inability to get motivated
- Witty due to his inability to read
- Cissoko due to his inability to be smart
- Woolfolk due to his inability to have luck
has caused mass concern and panic regarding the Michigan defense
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yes
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many people have given up on this season as a lost cause and have started focusing on the 2011 season instead
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However, these people have missed the most important fact of all
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE returned to these very pages a few days ago and posted that Michigan will win the National Champsionship game in Jan 2011 against the BS Broncos
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people must understand that the post writted by THE KNOWLEDGE was not a mere prediction
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it was a season REVIEW
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While a prediction/preview can change drastically due to the loss of key players, a review is not prone to changes
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THE KNOWLEDGE speaks from the future
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therefore, saner minds will quit worrying and start preparing for the champsionship parade
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when that happens, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory yet again
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OOC games:
Folks that read the previous post by THE KNOWLEDGE carefully will note that THE KNOWLEDGE did not predict an undefeated season for Michigan
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Michigan will sustain one loss in the season, which will not prevent the Wolverines from getting to the NCG
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That loss will not happen in the OOC games. Michigan will win all four OOC games very comfortably
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Many curious minds have requested THE KNOWLEDGE to provide more information about THE KNOWLEDGE. some have requested a "profile" of THE KNOWLEDGE to be made
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THE KNOWLEDGE rarely grants interviews. however, to satisfy his fans, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon write a self-profile
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Comments

holtod07

August 19th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

oldcityblue

August 19th, 2010 at 6:27 PM ^

Uh, guys. Relax.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

brandanomano

August 19th, 2010 at 6:09 PM ^

Maybe THE_KNOWLEDGE is really THE KNOWLEDGE, but from the future. The reason we haven't seen THE KNOWLEDGE in a while is because he froze himself for the purpose of giving us information of Michigan football from the future. Well played Mr. THE_KNOWLEDGE, well played. I love the dedication!

ish

August 19th, 2010 at 6:48 PM ^

given the knowledge's divine like ability to report from the future, i fully expect him to heal woolfolk's leg by this weekend.

pz

August 19th, 2010 at 7:52 PM ^

It has already been written

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for some time now

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yes

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and all who read it will look back upon the day of its publication with admiration

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MaizenBlueBP

August 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^

yes.

the knowledge has left room for error.

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the knowledge has predicted 1 loss for the wolverine nation

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the knowledge also says it will be a big 10 game in which we will perish.

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the knowledge says national championship with 1 loss. 

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but the fact that our Wolverines start way outside the top 25 and don't play a conference game until week 5 says this scenario is impossible.

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kalamazoo

August 20th, 2010 at 4:27 AM ^

When I saw that "yes" in the knowledge column, I thought about that guy at www.zombo.com when he says "Yess...." about 1 minute in.  Between the two, I'm still trying to figure out who to follow. 

The Knowledge posted that Michigan will win the National Champsionship game in Jan 2011 but allegedly, "the inifite IS possible at zombo com".