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By Six Zero — November 1st, 2012 at 1:13 PM — 15 comments
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After never missing a regularly-scheduled strip in ten full months of The Blockhams, I finally admitted defeat in the face of natural disaster on Tuesday.  But today we're back, with the first ever...

After working up some artwork a few weeks ago I found myself searching for the perfect punchline and couldn't quite nail it down.  I even bounced it off of the never-ending idea machine known around here as Misopogon.  And somewhere around there, I had an idea of my own... wouldn't it be fun if I could invite some of the Michigan Media's more famous faces and/or names to write a caption for the art?  Surely I thought it would be cool to see how these journalistic types might tackle on something a bit more creative, and by all means it would be interesting to see how each one stacked against each other when the dust had settled.

So, by my own admission, the whole thing was thrown together rather haphazardly on Twitter.  And the whole misery of natural disaster thing this week didn't help. Plus there was Hurricane Sandy too.  (hur hur)

But in the end, it all worked out.  Over on The Blockhams site I have all of the results displayed, and even have a poll set up to determine the winner.  The only problem now is that I wanted to include links and shout-outs to the sites of each of the respected contestants. As you are now reading this on one of those sites, it's hard not to look at it as a conflict of interest that I would include a poll on Brian's own site.  I also didn't want to link out to all other sorts of Michigan sites here-- I feel guilty enough driving traffic away enough just by linking to The Blockhams itself.

So as a healthy compromise I've chosen to display the entries of both the staffers here at MGoBlog that agreed to take part.  If you would like to see the rest and/or vote for either the Photobomb Ninja himself or the Artist Formerly Known as Misopogon, then by all means you are welcome to.  But at any rate I thought it would be worth showing MGoBlog what two of the official staff are capable of in a unique creative challenge.

So without further ado, I present to you this week's edition of The Blockhams, drawn by myself and written by both Brian and Seth.

THE CUBE

 

 

(Click here to see the entire Blockhams Caption Challenge) 


THE BLOCKHAMS™ runs (typically) every Tuesday here at MGoBlog,
and at least every Thursday on its official home page.  Also, don't forget to
check out Friday Roughs, a spontaneous low-end comic based on trending
Michigan events, available on Twitter and Facebook every Friday.

Follow THE BLOCKHAMS™ on Twitter at @theblockhams, and don't forget to
LIKE THE BLOCKHAMS™ on Facebook at www.facebook.com/theblockhams

GAME WINNING KICK

(Click the image to view full size)

What a game.  Just wanted to pay tribute in some small way to the Bear.  Kid had a rough start but has been an absolute clutch performer for us. Hats off to our celebrated bearded and flow-possessing pla

On Thursday we look ahead to a big showdown... in Nebraska of all places.


In light of all of the mayhem over the weekend, plus a really frantic week of serving as a de facto tour guide for visiting in-laws, I opted to push back the Caption Challenge to next week.  I obviously also wanted to do a piece on the MSU game, so it turned out to be win-win.  I'll present the Caption Challenge next Tuesday in all its confused glo

Those taking part in the first ever Caption Challenge include:  ESPN's Tom Van Haaren aka TomVH (duh!), JustCoverBlog's JamieMac, MLive's Kyle Meinke, The Wolverine's Tim Sullivan, Tremendous's Steve Lorenz (the artist formerly known as Aquaman), MVictor's Greg Dooley, Maize n Brew's Anthony Mammel, The Hoover St. Rag's Craig D. Barker, Maize n Blue Nation's Brad Muckenthaler,  Midnight Maize's own The Shredder, and some guys named Seth and Brian that you might have heard of.

I'll work them all up, and we may even have a poll.  The winner will receive a free
all-inclusive trip with Charlie Blockham to Ms. Katzenmoyer's office. Look for it next week!


THE BLOCKHAMS™ runs (typically) every Tuesday here at MGoBlog,
and at least every Thursday on its official home page.  Also, don't forget to
check out Friday Roughs, a spontaneous low-end comic based on trending
Michigan events, available on Twitter and Facebook every Friday.

Follow THE BLOCKHAMS™ on Twitter at @theblockhams, and don't forget to
LIKE THE BLOCKHAMS™ on Facebook at www.facebook.com/theblockhams 

 

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November 1st, 2012 at 1:16 PM | I cannot tell a lie. (Score:2)
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I voted for one of them.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

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November 1st, 2012 at 1:25 PM | The TomVH submission is (Score:3 Normal)
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The TomVH submission is soooooo TomVH.  That man sure does love him some chocolate cake.

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November 1st, 2012 at 1:56 PM | Next time one of them gives you a hard time for it lacking humor (Score:5 Normal)
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Show them this again and how hard it is to actually write something funny.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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November 1st, 2012 at 2:04 PM | I voted for Dooley. (Score:5 Normal)
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I voted for Dooley.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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November 1st, 2012 at 2:38 PM | Well I voted for you... (Score:5 Normal)
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...so there. 

 

LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe

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November 2nd, 2012 at 9:50 PM | Thirded (Score:2)
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Something about the phrase "the dork tour" cracked me up.

"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
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November 1st, 2012 at 4:46 PM | Not that write ins are accepted...... (Score:5 Normal)
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but I would have went with......

"If we spin it backwards, can we erase the 2008-2010 seasons?"

All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.

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November 1st, 2012 at 5:52 PM | Very nice (Score:2)
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I think we'll definitely do a reader version at some point in the future, likely between the Game and the Bowl Game. (Sad I can't presumptuously say Rose Bowl right there...)

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November 1st, 2012 at 9:59 PM | Fantastic! (Score:1)
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I might have held out until Seth and Brian got a little more inspired, myself. Wouldn't have taken long. 

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November 1st, 2012 at 5:00 PM | The squirrel says, "My wife (Score:1 Overrated)
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The squirrel says, "My wife is a slut."

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November 1st, 2012 at 5:48 PM | Glad to have you back - (Score:1)
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I went through withdrawls without my Tuesday Blockhams.  Hope all's well and you surrvived Sandy OK.

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November 1st, 2012 at 10:57 PM | Johnny Carson style (Score:-1 Overrated)
aratman
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It was so wet today.

HOW WET WAS IT?

It was so wet today I walked across a squirrel with his nuts out to dry.

 

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November 2nd, 2012 at 7:46 AM | I'll throw my hat in (Score:1 Overrated)
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I'll throw my hat in too...

"I don't get it.  We're suppose to paint this thing?  I thought we were looking for a rock."

 

 

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November 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 AM | For some reason, Craig's just (Score:2)
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For some reason, Craig's just made me laugh.  I don't even know why...

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

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November 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM | Charlie: "Or, maybe, the cube (Score:5 Normal)
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Charlie: "Or, maybe, the cube stays in place and the world spins around it."

The Squirel: "Head asplode!"

"Nobody cares what you think!"

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