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The Blockhams in "TACKLING DUMMY"

By Six Zero — March 21st, 2013 at 1:58 PM — 14 comments
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When we last left off with our heroes...
DESMOND BLOCKHAM WAS IN AN ACCIDENT LAST WEEK
that may or may not have involved, well, a Twosie.  A tandem bicycle.
He was then DIAGNOSED WITH A STRANGE CONDITION which
in turn prompted him to attempt to walk on to the Michigan
football team.  Here is his tryout...

TACKLING DUMMY

(Click the Image to See Full Size Version)

 

Yes, we kept him in.

Today's cameos were planned well into last week and were in full pre-production when the news broke yesterday about Jake Ryan's unfortunate injury.  After going through the typical AARRGGHH PANIC like the rest of you, I was torn with what to do about it-- should I substitute him with another player, leave it be, or scratch the whole story.

In the end I posed the question on Twitter, and received an overwhelming collective response instructing me to KEEP HIM IN.  "HE'S HURT, NOT DEAD," etc.  And so here he is.  Truly heartbreaking stuff, and I hope his little Blockhamized appearance now serves as a tribute to our temporarily fallen hero.  Godspeed, Jake Ryan-- we all love watching you play, big fella.

 

Friday Fun will probably have something to say about basketball.  Dear Lord let it be good.


THE BLOCKHAMS™ runs (typically) every week here at MGoBlog and on its official home page.  Also, don't forget to check out the Friday Fun, my weekly single panel comic based on trending Michigan events, available on Twitter and the home page every Friday.

Follow THE BLOCKHAMS™ on Twitter at @theblockhams, and don't forget to
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March 21st, 2013 at 2:14 PM | You have him in a comic in (Score:5 Normal)
GotBlueOnMyMind
Joined: 03/01/2012
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You have him in a comic in which someone gets hurt, and then he gets hurt? You cursed him!!! Death to Six Zero!!!

Bo Schembechler BA, Bear Bryant Law.

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March 21st, 2013 at 2:16 PM | Well, not really (Score:3 Normal)
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If you've been following along, Desmond can no longer "get" hurt. It just looks bad.

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March 21st, 2013 at 2:20 PM | Haha, touche, I had forgotten (Score:2)
GotBlueOnMyMind
Joined: 03/01/2012
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Haha, touche, I had forgotten about that.

Bo Schembechler BA, Bear Bryant Law.

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March 21st, 2013 at 3:09 PM | And a lucky thing that is for you! (Score:2)
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I would hate to face the collective wrath of MGoBorg if you had been responsible in any way. I was headed out to tap the pines. I  used all my pitch during the last era.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

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March 21st, 2013 at 3:49 PM | Cursed (Score:3 Insightful)
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He means Jake Ryan. :(

Columbus, your tears are delicious.

Yes, that is me dressed as Casey Anthony for Halloween.

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March 21st, 2013 at 3:53 PM | Awesome! (Score:2)
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Oh, wow that was so funny!  Your attention to detail this week was, dare I say, tremendous.  Great work!

The Team, The Team, The Team

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March 21st, 2013 at 4:48 PM | The football gods saw this (Score:2 Normal)
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The football gods saw this and tore Jake Ryan's ACL.

Full-on Decatur Clan. Whatever happens, GO BLUE!

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March 21st, 2013 at 5:30 PM | I think you should have edited it (Score:1)
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and Desmond somehow injures Jake Ryan's knee ...

 

(now we know what happened)

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March 21st, 2013 at 5:42 PM | Ball? (Score:2)
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Did he fumble or not?  We need a replay.  Maybe his "entrails" held on to the damn ball.

The Assistant Coach looks way too much like GREG.  Yes, even in a cartoon.

"Nobody cares what you think!"

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March 22nd, 2013 at 10:37 AM | The asst. coach is mattison. (Score:2)
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The asst. coach is mattison.

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March 22nd, 2013 at 4:06 PM | Nomenclature note (Score:4 Normal)
jmblue
Joined: 11/07/2008
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GREG = Greg Mattison

GERG = Greg Robinson

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March 24th, 2013 at 1:10 AM | "I was torn with what to do about it" (Score:1)
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You should take credit (or blame) for this pun, even if you didn't mean it.

MMB Bones '94-'97

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March 26th, 2013 at 12:54 PM | Needs more dicks. (Score:2)
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Needs more dicks.

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