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By Six Zero — November 7th, 2012 at 9:12 AM — 13 comments
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NEVER TRUST A SPARTY

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Don't know about the rest of you... but I had a hard time feeling good on Saturday night, even after a strong win that spoke very well about the program.  First, watching Notre Dame "un-lose" their game in triple overtime was just plain disturbing.  But even worse was the whole experience of 'rooting' for Michigan State to win, and ultimately being let down by their shortcomings and occasional ineptitude.

And, of course, it cost us dearly.

So even after the compelling performance by Devin Gardner against a pesky Minnesota team fueled by overconfidence and a sidelined Shoelace... going to bed after the Bama-LSU game still felt like... a loss. And I wanted to address it in this week's strip, even if it meant digging up emotions I've since moved on from.  Apologies if it's done the same to you.

On Thursday Tom... wakes up.


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November 7th, 2012 at 9:51 AM | Also,never  trust a (Score:2 Insightful)
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Also,never  trust a puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_h9mLW9mw

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November 7th, 2012 at 9:17 PM | Or a fart (Score:1)
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Or a fart

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November 7th, 2012 at 9:57 AM | Creed Shirt (Score:2 Normal)
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The Creed shirt is classic!

If you can't get into college,
go to State.

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November 7th, 2012 at 10:41 AM | epic prize (Score:1)
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I lol'd. Also never trust a ginger.

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November 7th, 2012 at 12:36 PM | In other "never trust a (Score:2 Normal)
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In other "never trust a sparty" news:  I hope you saw that the break that the police got in the I-96 shooter case was that the gunman was driving a car with a Spartan vanity plate.

 

SPARTY NO

 

Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
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November 7th, 2012 at 1:05 PM | Saw that... (Score:2)
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and is reportedly an MSU grad who worked in the Environmental Sciences field, per the article I read.

The Team, The Team, The Team

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November 7th, 2012 at 1:49 PM | Sadly every school has (Score:3 Normal)
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Sadly every school has them....Nutjobs that is.

 

 

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November 7th, 2012 at 6:30 PM | I'm pretty sure... (Score:3 Normal)
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...they didn't catch Ted because he had a, "GOBLUE," license plate though.  So there's that.

"One man. Goodbye! Hello Heisman!"

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November 9th, 2012 at 11:28 PM | At least our evil genius psychopaths (Score:1)
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are super evil and super genius.  Sparty's are so lame.

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November 10th, 2012 at 12:40 PM | and her... (Score:1)
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and her...

 

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November 7th, 2012 at 2:33 PM | FOURTH WALLL!!!!!!!! (Score:2)
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FOURTH WALLL!!!!!!!!

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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November 7th, 2012 at 3:52 PM | Best one yet. (Score:2)
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Best one yet.

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. 

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November 8th, 2012 at 12:16 AM | Spot on... (Score:2)
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...Six Zero.  At first I felt that the overall feel of the comic was a bit condescending, but after the explanation at the end, I realized that 1) it was intended to come off that way and 2) it nailed my feelings from Saturday night through Sunday to a "T".  Well done for helping me understand what I was thinking, but not comprehending.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

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