this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Black Heart Gold Pants Sucks
While I really enjoyed getting the shout-out, this post was garbage. If I was Brian and had the motivation and desire to throw back a detailed rebuttal, I would. But I'm not, so I won't. Any Michigan fan worth his salt can identify the fallacies saturating BHGP's post.
"Consider yourself warned, Michigan."
Consider yourself owned, Iowa.
We did it first, ergo plagiarism of the baldest kind. You should be kicked off the Internet and sent to darkest Peru, "Max" (again, doubtless a nom de guerre).
And we're still owed an explanation on what this "NBA" talk is about. Is that some sort of terrorist thing? What's it stand for, Northern Ba'athist Army? Jesus, start loving America and stop ripping off good and wholesome blogs like BHGP.
If on-field performance is a bad argument exhibit, I don't want to exercise a good one. Even at my ass' expense. No homo.
We don't want to have to look at all of the Hawkeye fans Man Boobs flying everywhere because they love to wear overalls with no shirts on.
Quit dodging shirts under your overalls and then we can talk.
Ryan Mallett (I know, I know, he's gone...for now)
Sam McGuffie (I'm just guessing)
Bo Schembechler (so slow he's been declared dead)
Slow white-trash football? The defense rests.
Much truth is said in jest.
Of course I know that the majority of what he's saying is satirical (scheduling, NBA comments, et cetera) - how could someone possibly enjoy Iowa football without a good sense of humor?
That said, I have little patience for anyone with such disrespect for Michigan football, regardless of the tone.
We hate ourselves far worse than we hate Michigan.
Hell, you should see what I do to myself on a nightly basis. It's disgusting.
I have little patience for anyone with such disrespect for Michigan football, regardless of the tone.
I bet you are a regular LAUGH RIOT to hang out with
Yes, as one of very few schools that rivals Michigan in both athletics and academics, the University of Southern California is certainly worthy of reverence. As far as the second part of your comment, that's a pretty big indictment on Brian, my friend: http://mgoblog.com/content/youll-see-what-you-want
...but I'll make an exception here: You, my friend, are an effing idiot.
And, if you were too damn stupid to notice, it was at the top of the post you cited.
But hey, at least you made the BHGP quote sidebar. Congrats!
So we can expect you to plagiarize them too at any moment, no?
this thread is still ridiculous
Let's take it one step further and form a "Unemployed Crime-Infested Rotting Corpses of Manufacturing Conference." That way Michigan can play a rotation of Michigan State, Ohio State, the MAC, and that Catholic school outside Gary, Indiana every season. Maybe you could add Rutgers and Temple! It's a Michigan Man's wet dream!
That is, until everyone leaves your gray, bleak, miserable hellscape of a state in their foreign-built vehicles.