Big Ten? What?
I am concerned about the lack of offensive line commitments, also the weather.
In the Big East, Rich Rodriguez did not need offensive lineman. In the Big 10, you do. Unlike the Big East, we require offensive lineman. In the Big East, you get to use three tackling dummies and a machine gun. This is not allowed in traditional Big 10 rules. Therefore, I am concerned that DICKROD hasn't learned what conference he is going to play football in this fall.
Also, I heard that you aren't allowed to run a "spread" offense if the temperature falls below 34 degrees - that is why WVU lost to Pittsburgh last year. Correct?
34 degrees? I thought it was more like 50 degrees! You must be one of those football liberals.
considering the Big Ten doesnt play games after Thanksgiving, that really isn't even an issue.
In the Big East, no players taller than 5' 8" were allowed on the field (exemption provided for full backs w/ mohawks). Obvs, in the Big Ten, the restriction is altered to no players shorter than 6' 8" allowed.
Also, the relation between Jai Alai and the subject matter in question is tenuous at best, but I'll let it slip. This time.
Jai Alai is vitally important to this post. When Feagin gets stapled to the end of the bench in a year and he flunks out of school, what do you think he's gonna do with his life?
Wear a funny suit and throw a hard ball into a cement wall for hours while coked out Miami residents bet on him like a horse in between drug deals, Anti-Castro protests, and solving murder mysteries, that's what.
Good thing we're running the Spread OPTION and not the "Spread".
I don't understand. Is this "option" thing legal in the Big 10? Is it like the Single Wing that team from Menominee runs? If it is, I'm really skeptical about this hire.
When a black player scores in the Big East, teams get nine points.
It's like affirmative action only slighlty different.
We are going to be using cheerleaders as O Linepeople. Haven't you heard?
In Big East, option spreads you!
August 9th, 2009 at 12:16 AM ^
This should be reposted.
August 9th, 2009 at 12:22 AM ^
wow this is incredible. It could have been written last week.
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