Basking in glory, and schedule notes

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Basking in Glory (BiG)
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As usual, THE KNOWLEDGE has been basking in glory with yet another accurate revelation of a future event. This time Michigan fans have joined THE KNOWLEDGE in basking in glory after vanquishing the cheating crooks from Columbus
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As a side note at this point, you may note that the Big Ten conference stole its logo from THE KNOWLEDGE. THE KNOWLEDGE has always used the BiG short form for Basking in Glory, for several years now. The conference simply copied this and substitued a "1" for the "i" and used it as their logo. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew this would happen, and doesn't mind this imitation
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed, way before Tressel was exposed (to the rest of the world) for the fraud that he is, that Urban Meyer will be coaching osu in 2012
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a Michigan victory over ND (especially when ND went up 24-7), over NW (when they led), over osu (when they were up 7-0 and 24-23) and so forth
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a BCS bowl for this year's Michigan squad
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where are these people now? trashed in the dust left behind as THE KNOWLEDGE has continued to soar
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THE KNOWLEDGE was off on a single game this year (Iowa) due to the referee-induced quirk in the spatio-temporal continuum as noted earlier; but these events are extremely infrequent, so THE KNOWLEDGE basks in glory practically every time
(the referees also tried to alter the future by incorrectly overturning Toussaint's TD against osu; however, the future was put back in track when a corrective measure ensured the osu QB overthrew an open receiver on a potential long touchdown)

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hence, the number of people that still continue to not believe THE KNOWLEDGE has reduced significantly, but still...
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there are some that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE's other revelations:

  • Hoke will win the National Championship and go on to coach in the NFL (to provide other teams a chance to compete with Michigan)
  • Dan Mullen will, at that point, be appointed as the Michigan head coach
  • Thence will ensue another "ten-year war" between Mullen and Meyer
  • Unfortunately, the "10" year war will be cut short by Meyer being deposed after going 0-6 against Michigan, including a two-loss-to-Michigan season

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there are still some people that are naive enough to believe Meyer will run a clean program at osu. it has become clear to common folk that osu is a rogue program. THE KNOWLEDGE confirms that the future of osu is no different - they will continue run a rules-breaking, dirtu program under the corrupt Urban Meyer
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nevertheless, it has been more than 730 days since osu beat Michigan, and that will continue for a few thousand more days
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the situation in Columbus will become desperate enough that they start paying athletes more than other shools (paying student-athletes a fixed stipend will be the NCAA rule by then) in violation of NCAA rules and will get no more than wrist slaps from the NCAA keen on not losing its osu revenue
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all of this won't matter to Michigan, who will continue to win the right way
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those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE, be prepared as usual to be left in a trail of dust
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for those that have been busy worrying about Michigan's chances of going to a BCS bowl game, quit analyzing various possibilites and just follow THE KNOWLEDGE
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free
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Preview of upcoming posts by THE KNOWLEDGE:

  • Announcement of the TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE award - the most exciting thing ever on these very pages
  • BCS bowl review
  • Part 1 of THE KNOWLEDGE's Profile (Part 2 published in 2010)
  • Michigan's future in 2013 and beyond
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Comments

ND Sux

December 1st, 2011 at 7:31 AM ^

a cheating program shall always be referred to as "dirtu".  Only THE KNOWLEDGE has known that throughout history we have incorrectly used the word "dirty". 

Thank you for setting us back on the proper path.