Basking in glory - and ND prediction

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on

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last week on these very pages, THE KNOWLEDGE predicted that M will easily beat WMU 31-17
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some people emailed THE KNOWLEDGE and said there is no way M will win that easily, and some gave negative points for THE KNOWLEDGE
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where are those people now?
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THE KNOWLEDGE has basked in glory the last week, getting the prediction correct as usual - even down to M's exact score
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this, week THE KNOWLEDGE shall predict the outcome of the ND game. THE KNOWLEDGE shall not post again in the next couple of weeks because EMU and Indiana are not worth posting about
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but, THE KNOWLEDGE shall return before the MSU game
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after last week's performance, THE KNOWLEDGE is somewhat worried about his original season prediction of 12-1 (with a Rose Bowl win over an overmatched USC
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but, THE KNOWLEDGE shall not go back on his word
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you see, THE KNOWLEDGE has more integrity in his finger nail than Rosenberg and Snyder have put together
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onto this week's prediction
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M will handily defeat the domers 34-21
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the doubters may doubt, but after today's game
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall be proven right once again
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory again
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Comments

jrt336

September 12th, 2009 at 11:31 AM ^

How do you predict a 31-17 win and a 12-1 season and then Michigan wins 31-7 (that's better than 31-17) and say "I don't think they look as good as I thought when I said they'd go 12-1"? What? They won by more than you thought. If anything you should be thinking they will have an even better chance at 12-1 now. Either way, 12-1 isn't happening.

ndhillon

September 12th, 2009 at 12:26 PM ^

You will watch in awe as THE KNOWLEDGE soars over you. If 12-1 doesn't happen it's only because we demolish the Spread HD to go 13-0 and proceed to fuck. shit. up. against the Trojans in the MNC. Go ahead and write a recap for that game because it is coming. Here I'll start you out: Barkley has head asplode as Roh (+1) plays safety and drops into Robber Coverage on 1st and 10...

might and main

September 12th, 2009 at 1:32 PM ^

There was an imposter once before, with a slight variation in his name, a period at the end or somesuch? This poster now has an underscore. I'm skeptical! I want The Knowledge, not The_Knowledge!

Beavis

September 12th, 2009 at 1:51 PM ^

Book it - Michigan 38 ND 17

ND's defense can't stop the Forcier (2 passing TDs)/Robinson (1 running TD) combo and Minor RAGE comes in at the start of the second quarter and provides 80 yards and 2 TDs.

ND is never in the game, as their run offense never catches fire and Clausen is pressured all day. They score all of their points on long passes (two for TDs, one into the red zone before the drive is ultimately stopped).

After the game ESPN is slobbing our knob pretty hard, ignoring the fact that everyone besides Mark May picked ND to win the game.

PS - One of Tate's TDs is thrown to Stonum for 20+ yards and fans start believing he might pan out after all.

Beavis

September 13th, 2009 at 12:03 PM ^

Wow I got negged for this? You gotta be kidding me.

I predicted:

1) Our exact score
2) ND defense being unable to stop Forcier
3) Minor having a big day
4) ESPN slobbing our knob after the win
5) A big TD by Stonum (although I did say it would come from Forcier)

How does that equate to negative points?

Topher

September 12th, 2009 at 2:42 PM ^

Mr "it's all about DENARD" who called people "dickheads" and got negbanged like nobody's business?

That was hilarious...he commented later in the week, and somebody was like "how did you get -300 points?"

rlew

September 12th, 2009 at 2:49 PM ^

I still remember when THE KNOWLEDGE predicted that Steve Sarkisian would be coaching at Michigan.

Regardless, I'm glad to see THE KNOWLEDGE make an appearance before the ND game.

Finally, I'm 99% sure that THE KNOWLEDGE is actually Mary Sue Coleman.