2032

Submitted by WildcatBlue on
A Brush fire warms but then too it kills.

The Gemenids were the highlight of '31.  The middle of December J-Bo in his pained reading rictus got through to the Prior: "There will be meteors.  A shower, even, a glorious show for those ain't got cable."

The Prior, by then wizened and intent mostly on the phantom pains emanating from the Roh Stump, nodded mechanically in the way he'd come to.  His eyes, yellow when they had a color to speak of were clear later when J-Bo dragged the Prior on top of the overpass.  Ragtag and toothless their neighbors oohed and like owls moved necks but not heads and a flipper babby wearing a Scarlett jumper made up-chuck.

J-Bo, in rolls and wrinkles like that babby, a thousand pounds heavier, looked longinly on his partner.  The prior said: "J-Bo, I declare our downfall, and the volcano that done swallowed CBus, and all my trials through gout and whatnot, up to and including the botched peener-surgery that tooked old Coach Tre hisself..."  The Prior studied his duct-tape loafer.  "Well, J, I say that the whole of that sufferin', all our travail, it's abound to be done in '32.  I feel the good times,  and I smell the iron blood of RichRod near.

Middle of January and the Prior and J-Bo were down to a rancid twizzler and a bouillon cube between them and cold starvation.  Before a flatscreen in a storefront, air raid horns all around but snuggled tight their dotted eyes saw RichRod and a press conference.  "He's close, Prior."  J-Bo cupped one of Prior's cheeks, and not since '09 had that glint he'd seen in the latter's eyes.

"Oh yes, he's close."  They kissed.



...to be continued...

Comments

DoubleMs

January 17th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^

J-Bo must be Justin Boren. The Prior is Pryor (spelled wrong), Coach Tre is Tressell... The Roh Stump implies that Craig Roh tore one of Pryor's arms off. Don't know who CBus is... some other OSU player whose name escapes me. All in all, what the fuck. Some twisted future thing saying that Michigan beats the crap out of OSU in 2010 and 2009 was the last time that RichRod lost to them, and that he's still coaching in 2032.

gtanman15

January 17th, 2010 at 11:24 PM ^

your writing sucks too. see - "Ragtag and toothless their neighbors oohed and like owls moved necks but not heads and a flipper babby wearing a Scarlett jumper made up-chuck." Ridiculous sentence that doesn't make sense and tries too hard. Steinbeck you are not.

03 Blue 07

January 18th, 2010 at 10:57 AM ^

...I kinda liked it, this post-apocalyptic world where Boren and Pryor were shells of themselves and lovers, with Pryor sporting the "Roh stump." I guess I'm a sucker for stuff like this, though- I love the Barwis fiction at WLA.

bluewave720

January 18th, 2010 at 11:14 AM ^

Although the writing is a little difficult to read in parts, it stirs my recollections of "World War Z." Anything that can make me think of zombies while at work, in addition to coming up with fake quotes that actually sound like TP, is reasonable in my book.