what the fuck....
spoiler alert: i linked this
what the fuck....
I'm so lost
J-Bo must be Justin Boren. The Prior is Pryor (spelled wrong), Coach Tre is Tressell... The Roh Stump implies that Craig Roh tore one of Pryor's arms off. Don't know who CBus is... some other OSU player whose name escapes me.
All in all, what the fuck. Some twisted future thing saying that Michigan beats the crap out of OSU in 2010 and 2009 was the last time that RichRod lost to them, and that he's still coaching in 2032.
Cbus is colombus ohio
Is that you?
hahahaha nice +1 to you sir
I really hope that you are alluding to the former king of Munster, and no the greatest author of our time. WOTS is that he is going to supplant that Georgian and become the next coach at UT.
your writing sucks too.
see - "Ragtag and toothless their neighbors oohed and like owls moved necks but not heads and a flipper babby wearing a Scarlett jumper made up-chuck."
Ridiculous sentence that doesn't make sense and tries too hard. Steinbeck you are not.
my friend. Glass houses.
Best diary i've seen posted. Amazing. (Sarcmark.)
The idea of Boren's "pained reading rictus" makes me happy, much more so than the pained rictus I imagine some of the above commenters sporting. Needs more canabalism, though.
the cake is a lie
i did not double post. nothing to see here, move along.
So much for the literary corner.
it's bad enough Pryor's research paper made the internets. now his fan-fic is too?
Does the year (22 years from now) have something to do with a newborn child?
[EDIT] Double post deleted.
...to be continued...
There's going to be more of this crap? Somebody step in and do something.
I think somebody has read "The Road" one too many times.
...I kinda liked it, this post-apocalyptic world where Boren and Pryor were shells of themselves and lovers, with Pryor sporting the "Roh stump." I guess I'm a sucker for stuff like this, though- I love the Barwis fiction at WLA.
Although the writing is a little difficult to read in parts, it stirs my recollections of "World War Z." Anything that can make me think of zombies while at work, in addition to coming up with fake quotes that actually sound like TP, is reasonable in my book.
This fan fiction crap is just the sort of thing to be taken to a blog for another team and used as fodder.
who cares, man?
we all write shit other people think sucks sometimes. it's not hurting anyone.
I vote not awesome. I would like some of what the OP's been smokin' though.
L. Ron Hubbard become a Michigan fan?
also: "botched peener-surgery" ftw