2011 season review and Game 1 results

Submitted by THE_KNOWLEDGE on

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As everyone on this blog knows, whence the football season approaches, THE KNOWLEDGE appears on these very pages and provides season reviews

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these reviews are better than any predictions or projections (whether they may be based on statistics or stupid guessing), because these are made with the knowedge of the future

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in a previous post, THE KNOWLEDGE had provided information on Michigan's season record, and also noted that THE KNOWLEDGE will provide the results of the first game

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for the remaining games, THE KNOWLEDGE will only provide pointers to help the competitors with THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE, the greatest contest established here or at other blogs

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as noted previously, Michigan's season record will be 12-2

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this includes a win in a BCS bowl game

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now, onto the game against the pesky horses from Kalamazoo

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the results will be as follows:

  • Michigan will win easily
  • The defense will restrict the mighty Bronco offense to 17 points or less
  • The offense will be rather slow and un-electric in the middle part of the game
  • Michigan will score 38 points
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Saturday night, when these events have occurred as per the notes above

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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar

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and leave every doubter is a trail of dust

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Comments

profitgoblue

September 2nd, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^

We are having another child but my wife does not want to know the gender until birth.  Can you gaze into your crystal mind and let me know if its a boy or girl?  I can't take the suspense and also need to know if I should by him an infant Denard jersey or if I should buy her an infant Denard jersey . . . 

mgokev

September 2nd, 2011 at 1:03 PM ^

Well if Michigan is going to score 38 and WMU will be held to under 17 points, with the total for the game being 61.5, I just bet my entire life savings and 401k balance on the under.  I swear to you, if you screw me on this, I will destroy you.

EDIT: Oh no! You said the defense will hold WMU's offense to 17 or less.  I forgot about special teams.  A single touchdown on a kickoff or punt return will be DOOM.