I’m always a big fan of the best names in our favorite sport. Tshimanga Biakabutuka will always be remembered for crushing Ohio State, but the name is equally memorable. Here is the 2009 Recruiting Year All Name Team (subtitled “Names That Make Mike Patrick Sweat and Have Another Gin and Tonic”): QB (pro) - Nyk McKissic QB (dual) - Shavodrick Beaver (you will be missed. Sigh.) RB1 - Dasatre Yarnway RB2 - TIE Nubian Peak, Dontae Aycock (wink wink, nudge nudge on both) FB - Simione Vehikite WR1 - Vondrae Tostenson WR2 - De'Von Flournoy WR3 - Uzoma Nwachukwu TE - Zico Pasut OL - JerQuari Schofield OL - Claudyson Calixte OL - Caylin Hauptman OL - Fono Vakalahi OL - Laman Toiaivao DL - Stansly Maponga DL - Tevita Finau DL - Radermon Scypion LB - Vontaze Burfict LB - Abdallah Homayed LB - Quetzalcoatl Carrasco LB - Barkevious Mingo DB - Prinz Kande DB - Jideofo Okwudiri DB - Vladimir Emilien DB - Romel Dismuke ATH - Ebenezer Makinde Amazingly there were no kickers that really made the cut, although I admit after reading a bazillion names the bar kept getting higher. I would like to point out that for some reason this year, USC really cleaned up in the bizarre name department. And I'd also like to point out that it’s more than likely if Hawaii played LSU that would make even Pat Summerall cry. We hope you enjoyed this edition, and we further hope Mike Patrick is considering a move to PBS or Alcoholics Anonymous. See you all next year.