This Is Your Final Warning: Consume
Christmas is in nine days and you haven't purchased an MGoShirt for your fish, you terrible person, you. Imagine how cold your fish are going to be on Christmas morning when you gather around the tree to open your presents or flop around in an terrifying, airless, alien environment. As the light dims in their eyes all they will be able to think about is how their death could express disdain for the state of Ohio…
…IN FABULOUS AMERICAN APPAREL!!!
Woo! The following shirts are now available in luxuriously soft, eco-friendly, creepily-modeled American Apparel sizes from XXL to XS:
Still in effect: free shipping on orders over $50 and 20% off all this month. Hail and Biff eating the mascots are also available as hoodies. Consume!
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THOMAS DUDLEY HARMON AKA “HARMON OF MICHIGAN.” 1919-1990.
1940 HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER. 2-TIME ALL-AMERICAN. WINNER OF MAXWELL AND WALTER CAMP AWARDS. 1940 CHICAGO TRIBUNE’S SILVER FOOTBALL AWARD WINNER. 2-TIME NATION’S LEADING SCORER. BIG TEN MOST VALUABLE PLAYER.
2,134 YARDS RUSHING. 1,354 YARDS PASSING. 351 NET RETURN YARDS. 49 TOUCHDOWNS, 2 DEFENSIVE. 237 POINTS. 8 CAREER INTERCEPTIONS. 44 CAREER PUNTS. 2 FIELD GOALS. 33 SUCCESSFUL EXTRA POINTS. PLAYED 8 COMPLETE GAMES, PLAYING BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. 2 YEAR VARSITY BASKETBALL PLAYER. PHI DELTA THETA.
FINAL CAREER GAME AGAINST OHIO STATE, SCORED 34 OF 40 POINTS IN SHUTOUT WIN. LAST WOLVERINE TO RECEIVE A STANDING OVATION IN OHIO STADIUM, COLUMBUS, OHIO.
FIRST OVERALL PICK IN 1940 NFL DRAFT. LEADING ACTOR, “TOM HARMON OF MICHIGAN.” WWII ARMY AIR CORPS PILOT. WINNER OF SILVER STAR AND PURPLE HEART AWARDS. SHOT DOWN. TWICE. SPENT FOUR DAYS IN THE SOUTH AMERICAN JUNGLE ALONE. SUCCESFFUL RADIO AND TELEVISION ANNOUNCER. HUSBAND AND FATHER. 1954 COLLEGE FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE.
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