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Brian

Christmas is in nine days and you haven't purchased an MGoShirt for your fish, you terrible person, you. Imagine how cold your fish are going to be on Christmas morning when you gather around the tree to open your presents or flop around in an terrifying, airless, alien environment. As the light dims in their eyes all they will be able to think about is how their death could express disdain for the state of Ohio…

…IN FABULOUS AMERICAN APPAREL!!!

Woo! The following shirts are now available in luxuriously soft, eco-friendly, creepily-modeled American Apparel sizes from XXL to XS:

worst-state-ever Print

 oh-no-shirt biff

Print

Still in effect: free shipping on orders over $50 and 20% off all this month. Hail and Biff eating the mascots are also available as hoodies. Consume!

Comments

Tim Waymen

December 16th, 2009 at 1:58 PM ^

What happened to the "In Rod We Trust" shirts? I love that shirt. I've been meaning to buy one in American Apparel, but there doesn't seem to be any left. What's the story?

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 1973

bliang

December 16th, 2009 at 1:58 PM ^

Unfortunate the hockey chant t-shirt was basically stolen from a different vendor (let's call it "Ann Arbor T-shirt company). I know t-shirt vendors don't really have a code of honor (i.e. t-shirt cart guy on south u and state), but it's a bit disappointing to see. Glad to see at least select prints on AA tshirts.. definitely prefer their quality. Here's hoping "bow down little brother" is next.

Joined: 09/10/2009

MGoPoints: 78

MGoBlogStore

December 16th, 2009 at 2:57 PM ^

Thank you for pointing that out. That design was submitted by a contract artist, and while the chant is pretty well known, the design was definitely too similar. We don't want to sell shirts that others have, but with all the shirt sites out there its hard to keep tabs. Bow Down is definitely on the list, keep an eye on the site closer to the state game.

Joined: 08/07/2009

MGoPoints: 2110

MH20

December 16th, 2009 at 2:09 PM ^

I found myself an M when it came to the Gildan/Hanes shirts, but based on the "fitted/snug" nature of AA shirts, my inclination is purchase an L lest I feel a little too "brah"-ish. Does this sound right? M in Gildan/Hanes is more less a L in AA? also, OMG LOL and EEEEEEE

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Six Zero

December 16th, 2009 at 2:43 PM ^

what the text on the back of the 98 Shirt says. And so, for the sake of Brian's fish, read with pleasure:

THOMAS DUDLEY HARMON AKA “HARMON OF MICHIGAN.” 1919-1990.

1940 HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER. 2-TIME ALL-AMERICAN. WINNER OF MAXWELL AND WALTER CAMP AWARDS. 1940 CHICAGO TRIBUNE’S SILVER FOOTBALL AWARD WINNER. 2-TIME NATION’S LEADING SCORER. BIG TEN MOST VALUABLE PLAYER.

2,134 YARDS RUSHING. 1,354 YARDS PASSING. 351 NET RETURN YARDS. 49 TOUCHDOWNS, 2 DEFENSIVE. 237 POINTS. 8 CAREER INTERCEPTIONS. 44 CAREER PUNTS. 2 FIELD GOALS. 33 SUCCESSFUL EXTRA POINTS. PLAYED 8 COMPLETE GAMES, PLAYING BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. 2 YEAR VARSITY BASKETBALL PLAYER. PHI DELTA THETA.

FINAL CAREER GAME AGAINST OHIO STATE, SCORED 34 OF 40 POINTS IN SHUTOUT WIN. LAST WOLVERINE TO RECEIVE A STANDING OVATION IN OHIO STADIUM, COLUMBUS, OHIO.

FIRST OVERALL PICK IN 1940 NFL DRAFT. LEADING ACTOR, “TOM HARMON OF MICHIGAN.” WWII ARMY AIR CORPS PILOT. WINNER OF SILVER STAR AND PURPLE HEART AWARDS. SHOT DOWN. TWICE. SPENT FOUR DAYS IN THE SOUTH AMERICAN JUNGLE ALONE. SUCCESFFUL RADIO AND TELEVISION ANNOUNCER. HUSBAND AND FATHER. 1954 COLLEGE FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE.

OL’ 98

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