We missed the Boateng (har har)

Just my try at awful headline writing. Anyway, this article, which is totally, like, free, has Boateng saying, "There's like a 90% chance I'm going to commit to Florida." Which is too bad but, since I already summarized the wide receivers, fine by me. Frankly, we didn't have room for the guy what with Bass, Manningham, and Savoy.

Best of luck, etc.