Unverified Voracity Makes A Birdman

Seth Green's character, Special K, from "Can't Hardly Wait". I don't think he's in "Ten Things I Hate About You"

I am going to wait until after 11/21, but if all goes well, Darko In Cleats will become his new official nickname. Love it.

Someone should DVR and UFR the third quarter of that game, by the way.

10 offensive snaps for OSU and they had nothing but fumbles, INTs, penalties, INCs and TFLs against.

It was 100 PERCENT PURE COLUMBIAN AWESOME.

Hey now, Ohio State's offense exploded several times this weekend. The explosion propelled the football into the waiting arms of Purdue defenders.

This mumbling doofus wants to throw down with Terrelle Pryor? He would have no chance in a fight with Richard Pryor.

Terrelle Pryor's longest completion on Saturday or Redneck Rocker's face?

That video might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

After 11/21, it'll be the second greatest.

Wouldn't it make sense for Notre Dame to join up with the rest of the Big 10 teams in a Big 10 hockey conference or are there other issues with them being in the Big East for basketball? That'd be your 6th team right there.

from watching Gossip Girls.

"I will continue to respect you as a great football coach... however... I will rip you a new asshole every week for the rest of my life as long as you're at Ohio State if you keep fucking up our program."

Oh, it is so so delicious.

is in "The Rocker's" mouth? He has some sort of unregistered contaminant in his gaping maw. He can barely piece two words together coherently already, but, that's just ridiculous.

Ah, the Buckeyes. In a class all by themselves.

I've got a feeling....wait is that a bad pun?? Oh well, I think you are going to get some Black Eyed Peas when the light gets a little dim and Michigan is up and you have an extended TV break in the 4th qtr...."Tonight's gonna be a good, good, night". You heard it here 1st.

From Brian's posts I think I share a similar indie/alt rock taste in music, but I must confess that while I don't care for the song, I can see how it is good for the general masses to jump around to during the break.

did i really just watch this fucktard redneck rocker play guitar hero for 15 minutes?

He was looking off camera a lot. Did he have queue cards?

Brian - I'm with you on the "Torch & Pitchfork" thing. I sat in Section 16 and could barely hear the band. My friend (who has the season tickets) said that without the addition of the luxury suite facade, the band couldn't be heard. Boo. =(

Sterotypes are fun...This guy is an OSU sterotype!

Picking out 1 (or a few pathetic moments) in that OSU fan's video kind of short changes the thousands of other equally pathetic moments but my favorites are the pics of him posing with hot women who are PAID to pose in such pictures. What does this prove? That he attends promotional events? Impressive.

Absolutely love this guy. Plays power forward in the Big Ten as a true freshman at (a generous) 6'5". Has the ability to score 20 points on a good night. Hits some clutch threes against major competition. Hustles himself into a bloody oblivion on any given night and now I find out he's got hops too. What more could I ask for?

The guy looks and talks like he's a higher functioning autistic bucktard.

Did you see the 50+ year old OSU fan on BTN with his head painted silver at the end of the game? They need to do some serious genetic counseling down in Columbus.

Bucknut blogs are fun this week. On men of the scarlet and gray, one fan comments: "What we are seeing is the ‘Cooperization’ of the OSU program; a head coach that can recruit with anyone, but seemingly can’t in-game coach with anyone."

Ah the good old days, we can only hope for so much ...

(http://menofthescarletandgray.com/2009/10/17/here-i-dont-this-ball-you-t...)

Would a major renegotiation ($$$) of the CCHA TV contract be sufficient to bring them onboard?

Coner:

[x] has mad flow
[x] makes a sick throw
[x] hang out with his bros
[?] runs a stop-and-go

wat

Also: UFR will be extra sweet this week now that charting is CONFIRMED.

Brothers' song inside Michigan Stadium at all makes me feel like young Mr. Seriously Bucktard in that video.

Please. Just stop it. No more rock music in Michigan Stadium once the games begin. It's all a stupid idea. You can discuss playlists all you want. It will still be a stupid idea.

It. Is. Just. A. Stupid. Idea.

If some other rival shcool had been playing Black Eyed Peas songs on their stadium P.A. system, I'd be laughing my ass off at them, saying, "You guys play Black Eyed Peas (or fill-in-the-blank) on your P.A. Ha ha!"

Pryor: yes, he generally sucked versus Purdue. Yes, he's having an undistiguished sophomore slump of a season. Yes, his longest completion last Saturday was to a Purdue cornerback. (Not really; but his longest thrown ball was indeed caught by a Purdue d-back.) But Pryor can still run like Vince Young, he showed definite flashes of it on Saturday, and he's a lot more likely to last a whole season than our own fabulously non-Pryor Tate Forcier. "Pryor Sucks" gets us nowhere. "Winning every Saturday" gets us where we want to be. I distinctly remember somebody going all Troy Smith all over Michigan. It wasn't that long ago. Some guy named Troy Smith did it.

I can't wait to see his season finale:

"The Redneck Rocker Packs Tressel's and Pryor's Bags"

with Mesko in the slot. This is the 25% of the playbook that the coaches say we're not ready for (yet). Bring it on Penn State!

Personally, i think a Big Ten Conference would be great for hockey. It would add a lot to the Michigan-Wisconsin and Michigan-Minnesota rivalry. Also, it would stop teams from the mid-west from traveling to Alaska every other year and would stop Alaska from traveling to the mid west multiple times a year.

You could keep the CCHA, since it would still have eight teams (after Nebraska-Omaha leaves)and the Big Ten with six (I would temporarily add Notre Dame to get the auto bid). It would allow a lot more out of conference rivalries to be established and would also make playoffs a lot more interesting. Plus the sport could grow, maybe Penn State could bring back a DI team and maybe a few more Big Ten schools could invest into teams.

Was anyone else waiting for Bucktard's mom to call him for dinner? Seriously, why did he use the steps as the background? Was it because his parents were in the living room watching TV or he didn't want us to see the Hentai posters in his bedroom?

This video was just disturbing in too many ways.

i think that unless other teams are ready to move up to D1, a BTHC will make the ccha too weak. they'd have miami, ND, and maybe northern as the power schools. and past that there isn't a whole lot unless ak-fairbanks hangs around

There is nothing Coner cannot do.

Also, the thought of Big Ten conference in hockey excites me greatly and I've always been surprised one didn't already exist.

I love how the only thing he could remember in his entire rant* is that he made the mistake of challenging a 6'6" 235lb athlete to a fight and then he repeated it! I really want to see the video of that one. There has to be a TP look-alike in need of a few dollars willing to beat this guy's ass in a "prison style" fight.

*I really hasten to call it a rant as rants are generally more coherant - drooling butt vomit of the mouth is probably more accurate

The Redneck Rocker walks into a saloon and sits down at the bar. The bartender says to him "why the long face?"

I respect you but I am going to rip you a new asshole every week..."

This guy is hilarious. I like how he includes the pictures of himself with hot chicks to show how fucking WICKED he is!!!! YEAH TRADE SHOW BABES, MO FUGGER!!!! This guy needs to get out in the public some more. I'm sure O$U fans would like that. 'BARRASSING!

CHIPS!