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Brian

Mike Cox is pretty. A reader who's way more familiar with the facial features of fifth-string running backs than even I am was taken aback by a Bivouac newsletter featuring a fellow who appears to be Mike Cox:

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Cox's mgoblue mug shot:

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That's the same dude, right?

Extremely important CORRECTION: The "death touch" cartoon referenced in the Monday column was not GI Joe but Batman: The Animated Series. A helpful reader provides details:

Brian,

I believe this was the animated series of Batman. I very clearly remember an episode of this, but I think there was only one real "death touch", which Batman was able to find by feeling up the bad guy's sparring dummy. He then confronts the guy who hits him there!(!). BUT of course Batman is too smart for that and had armored that spot so he wouldn't die, and then pwns the fool.

Craig Flemingloss '07

I now remember this clear as day.  Fools at the Ohio State game are going to get a swift jab that's a one-way ticket to hell. Or they're just going to get poked in the neck. 50-50.

CYA, chanter of CYA. I noticed this during the portion of the Saturday Miami game I didn't spend crossly drinking at home:

I was at the game for about 10 minutes, when after Miami (Ohio)’s first penalty, I participated in what has come to be known as the ‘C-Ya’ chant. …

Like usual, I said the same chant tons of times Friday night with thousands of other fans and nothing happened.

Saturday night, I got kicked out. Not cool, dude.

Two or three others in the immediate vicinity of one cranky usher also got the boot over the course of the game. I didn't see the guy the next section over executing similar justice, so I assume that these are the actions of one guy who's mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore, not a Yost-wide thrust.

The uneven enforcement is annoying and will do nothing to stem the tide of that chant. That said, Michigan's been trying to erase or ease the cheer since I started attending games at Yost 11 years ago. In the long-long ago, Red Berenson even brought his adorable five-year old grandchild onto the ice to personally plead the student section to stop; no one did. They just added a sarcastic-seeming "we love you, Red" at the end of the thing. I thought that was pretty disgraceful: the only reason Yost is what it is today is Berenson, so if he wants you to stop doing something you should do it no questions asked.

Mostly, the chant's not clever. It's just a string of stuff that gets progressively further over the line every time something gets added. The things that used to get tacked on, like "Wildfong" in honor of a particularly annoying opponent or "Boren" for obvious reasons, are lost to history, replaced with generic swearing. I have been known to curse like a sailor from time to time; this is not mounting a high horse about vulgarity. The CYA chant is boring and embarrassing in the format currently served at Yost. It's not something worth fighting for when Red Berenson, who should be your God, wants it dead.

If the university actually wants traction on this, they should provide a carrot and stick to the entire student section in the form of ticket prices: higher if they continue, lower if they stop. Randomly tossing chickens* out of the game is just going to shame the Daily's editors even more than their humiliating defeat at the hands at a bunch of socially maladjusted engineers from the Every Three Weekly last weekend. It's not going to help, it's going to instill the Fight For Your Right To Party mentality that I saw after the Children of Red incident. The only thing that will work is a naked display of aggression on the part of the university. Either drop it or drop the bomb.

*(Seriously:

I will admit that I stood out from the other Children of Yost. I may or may not have had a megaphone. And I may or may not have been, ahem, dressed up — if you went to the game, you might have seen a six-foot chicken standing against the glass in section 18.

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On a similar topic. I haven't ever heard Berenson tear his team a new orifice like he did in the aftermath of this weekend's pantsing at the hands of Miami. After the Redhawks scored to go up 4-1 on Saturday, the team started gooning at an alarming rate:

"I'm embarrassed," Berenson said. "We played like a bunch of spoiled brats, and we've gotta suck it up. When you're getting beat, you just keep working hard for the team. You don't take it out on the other team and take stupid penalties that are going to hurt your team even further. That's not the way we play hockey, and this team will learn that."

I wonder if this embarrassment extends to Tristin Llewellyn, whose spot on the depth chart opposite Chris Summers on what you assume is the #1 defensive pairing makes no sense to me. Llewellyn has been a dumb penalty factory ever since he arrived and makes a ton of chance-generating defensive mistakes. Putting him on the ice against top lines is asking for it; I don't get Berenson's faith in the guy when Kampfer is available.

On ice, but only metaphorically. Interesting bit from an AnnArbor.com piece on the freshmen getting redshirted:

Michigan has played 10 of 21 true freshmen this year, though linebacker Brandin Hawthorne has not seen the field since September and is in position to get his redshirt back.

…if Michigan has held him out because he is "injured," which I'm betting is the case. Michigan pulled medical redshirts for Adam Patterson, Junior Hemingway, and Kenny Demens last year and only Hemingway had injuries that were known to the public.

Mike Jones and Vlad Emilien continue to play on special teams but not on the defense, frustratingly, though I can understand why Emilien was put on the field given the situation at safety. Anything that can potentially get him ready sooner is more valuable than a hypothetical fifth year given Michigan's situation at the position.

The article also expands upon something Tim touched on in his press conference recap:

Rodriguez singled out cornerback J.T. Turner, safety Thomas Gordon and receivers Jeremy Gallon and Cam Gordon when asked what freshmen currently redshirting have caught his eye. He also said Michigan has "some really talented young offensive lineman" in Taylor Lewan, Quinton Washington and Michael Schofield.

I am terribly pleased that Gordon is one of the guys mentioned, just because of his position and his low recruiting profile. Gallon has a nice two-year gap between himself and Odoms now; if he lives up the recruiting hype Michigan should have a nice one-two punch at slot until Roundtree graduates. And one of the tackles—probably Lewan—stepping forward to claim a starting spot would be… well, probably not great. Next year's line is probably going to be something like Omameh-Schilling-Molk-Barnum-Dorrestein/Huyge, with Barnum potentially replaced by whoever's not the RT if he can't hack it yet. If one of the tackles is breaking through as a redshirt freshman that's probably a negative.

Advertisin' note. The M-Den, which is fantastic in all ways that an entity can be, has a holiday promotion running: orders over $100 come with a ten-dollar gift card.

Vote of confidence. Rote:

"He's not going anyplace," Martin said. "Rich is an outstanding coach. There is no question he's got my total support. I think the world of that guy. Is he perfect in every respect? Nobody is. But he works hard. He'll get it right."

Honey, I'm the AD. In the vein of "Let's FOIA 30-year-old grade records" and "Michigan coaches have loans from a bank the AD founded": Martin's embarrassment that was on all the premium sites yesterday afternoon appears to be shoving past some clueless DPS workers who don't know what the AD looks like. This never happens on sailboats. That's probably why he's retiring.

To me this is more interesting as an information-on-the-internet problem: I got a couple of freaked-out emails because premium sites were dropping dark hints about an "embarrassment" that was about to come out about Bill Martin. That embarrassment is stating "Honey, I'm the AD" and gently pushing someone out of his path. If anyone on the premium sites had just said that, or if the information was not locked behind a paywall and thus subject to wild speculation by people outside of it, the minor panic would not have happened. The perpetual non-information being purveyed on subscriber message boards is annoying both as a recipient and a competitor. My favorite part is when moderators elsewhere say "as we've been telling you for weeks (in one-way ciphered Navajo)" after this site says something newsworthy in explicit detail. You'll note that if this site has information it just tells you what the information is and the context it was received in.

Example! I've received some solid information that suggests Fred Jackson is probably going to move on after the season by his own choice. This should not affect the status of his son's commitment; Jackson's probably going to head to the NFL.

Given my opinion of how important a running backs coach is—not very—I don't think this is a big deal and hope the replacement is one of those young, energetic recruiter types. The first guy who leaps to mind is Ty Wheatley, now on Ron English's staff at EMU. With all the Rodriguez stuff—and the rumors as to where some of it is sourced—that may not be an option.

Etc.: Thanks to BWS I spent 20 minutes yesterday watching some guy play impossible Mario levels. Craig Roh's dad says recruits and their parents have the internet too. Big Ten Tour hits Michigan, runs into a guy who looks like Scott Steiner but says he's Hulk Hogan. Side note: I am 100% sure that I saw Scott Steiner wandering around before a game last year.

Comments

Bando Calrissian

November 10th, 2009 at 2:08 PM ^

Anybody who was watching the Illinois game broadcast closely would have noticed RR tearing Fred Jackson a new one (I think) right after the goal line stand, and Fred giving it right back to him. Not surprised he'll be moving on.

jimmymin

November 10th, 2009 at 2:18 PM ^

My favorite media "Death Touch" reference is from the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic... Blood Sport. [Frank Dukes trying to register for the Kumite encounters a very skeptical official... maybe this guy was an usher at Yost?!] Victor: What's the hold-up? Official: He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi. Victor: What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi? Official: If Senzo Tanaks is his shidoshi, then show us the Dim Mak. Ray Jackson: [turns to Frank] What the hell is a Dim Mack? Official: Death touch. (In an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE asian accent!)

genericmichiganfan

November 10th, 2009 at 2:39 PM ^

And that was mainly because I was a freshman and didn't know there was a big issue with it. What pissed me off is that everybody in my section was doing it and I was the only one to get warned, and that usher stared me down pretty much every game the rest of the season. I toned it down quite a bit because he always had a death stare on me, but somehow I evaded ejection after the "Fuck You State" chant. The entire row in front of me got the boot, yet, once again, everybody was doing it. I realize the need to get rid of the chant, or at least the last word, but the way they handle it at games is just stupid. The random warnings and ejections don't stop people from doing it. In my case it worked, but the entire rest of the section still kept doing it.

Wide Open

November 10th, 2009 at 3:10 PM ^

Maybe if they said "cocksuckerrrrr" as fast as they do "asshole prick cheater bitch" it would be less of a bleepable offense. Either that or replace it with "Danny Hope". Same difference.

CincyBlue

November 10th, 2009 at 3:36 PM ^

I remember a Michigan State hockey player named Hirth got suspended for doing the same thing for his parents athletic apparel company catalog back in the 90's. Maybe they have changed the rule since then.

MayzNBlu

November 10th, 2009 at 6:15 PM ^

The deal with the CYA chant reminds me of the athletic department trying to shut down the "you suck" chant after third down stops. The athletic department actually threatened to make the marching band stop playing Temptation to try and put an end to this. I'm not sure they will ever be successful in stopping the chant, but I do know that fans will RAGE if the band stops playing T.

allansrule

November 10th, 2009 at 10:25 PM ^

Back when I was a student, the chant was just "C-Ya!...Asshole!" I would love for the chant to go back to it's roots. It was simple, concise and effective. I also enjoyed..."Come on Tamer! Get out there and fucking hit somebody!" That is my all-time favorite. Actually, I only heard that one once, and the guy was really drunk. Good times!

lunchboxthegoat

November 11th, 2009 at 3:28 AM ^

I'm going to go ahead and take the possible negbang here but I consider myself an M grad albeit U of M-D. I've never been fortunate enough to go to a game at Yost. What is the actual "Cya" chant. I don't recall getting all of it in the M Games i've seen at a Joe for the CCHA.

kman23

November 11th, 2009 at 4:57 PM ^

I agree that Jackson leaving isn't a big deal in the sense of him being the running backs' coach but what about his loss recruiting? This guy can somehow get talent from across the nation in non-RB positions (didn't he get Warren, Carvin Johnson, Roh, etc?). Please tell me I'm wrong and he isn't the stud recruiting guru I think he is.