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By Brian — August 13th, 2008 at 11:29 AM — 13 comments
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Uncle. The thing with the massive season previews that are a summer trademark of MGoBlog is this: they take a buttload of time. This is the point. They're supposed to be the bar-none definitive preview, relatively error-free and more penetrating than your generic "X starters return" item. But I sunk two months into the new site this summer instead of, like, anything else, and have two previews up three weeks before the season starts. The rest are obviously not going to get done, and this is a Michigan blog at a time when Michigan is entering a new era of its program. So, like, screw the rest of the league.

The deal:

  • Purdue and Penn State are done.
  • Michigan State is already half-done so I'll finish that one.
  • I'll try to do Wisconsin and Illinois since they're interesting.
  • Indiana, Iowa, Minnesota, Northwestern and Ohio State will get vague overviews, but not the full treatment. (Four meh-ish teams, two of whom are off the schedule... and Ohio State? Well, what is there to say about OSU that's interesting? Obvious favorite in the league, potential issues at DT and QB. End.)
  • Michigan gets the usual.

A stranger could have loved that town. File under "Only In Ohio":

A teenage employee celebrated his birthday by taking a bath in the utility sink at the Burger King in Xenia. Greene County Health Commissioner Mark McDonnell was emailed the video that appeared on MySpace.com and is now using it as evidence. ...

In the video, the employee dumps water on himself using a bucket marked with the words, "sanitary solution." But McDonnell said the sink is used to clean utensils and there is nothing sanitary about what the teenager did.

Video? Video.

If you're in the Xenia Burger King you've already died and are in hell, so feel free to eat whatever you want.

If you missed it, I wrote a Deadspin-ish preview of Michigan for Deadspin. The commenters were unimpressed because they are Deadspin commenters and if they were to actually enjoy anything that wasn't a dick joke they would burst into flame. This inscrutable comment was my favorite:

Was this article turned down by Slate?

Is that compliment? I like Slate. What does it mean to be an article turned down by it?

Rings and stuff. I've gotten a couple requests for Olympics coverage. This is not happening. As mentioned I'm kind of all like "F*** ITS THREE WEEKS TO FOOTBALL" -- which is a weird feeling, let me tell you -- and the Olympics... well... meh. I enjoyed the 56kg weightlifting competition because watching tiny men lift Charlie Weis-equivalents is always fun, and seeing Middle Kingdom on national TV was pretty surreal, and Bela Karoyli says things like this:

"they're on the better place than to be in the first place right now. they are under UMBRELLA. UMBRELLA of PROTECTION -- PROTECTIVE UMBRELLA."

And that is awesome. But I'm not going to cover it. I suggest checking out MGoSwim for all your Michigan-related swim Olympics stuff.

We will use it for good. Lake The Posts highlights an particularly relevant section of an SI article on the spread offense:

...there was a great nugget in the piece on the fact RichRod and Walker were good friends. RichRod taught Walker the spread and as RichRod claims in the article, we took it and ran with it without even changing the signals.

This is particularly relevant because of the delightful table I constructed in the process of writing the "Holy Hand Grenade" article for Hail To The Victors 2008 that showed Northwestern smoking Michigan in YPC until Walker's death a couple years ago. Here it is, live in memorex:

Year West Virginia Northwestern Michigan
YPC Nat'l Rank YPC Nat'l Rank YPC Nat'l Rank
2001 4.19 36th 4.1 45th 3.59 78th
2002 5.16 8th 4.31 39th 3.82 66th
2003 4.6 19th 4.65 18th 4.25 44th
2004 5.14 9th 4.64 26th 3.83 68th
2005 5.23 11th 5.03 14th 3.89 57th
2006 6.68 1st 4.04 52nd 4.27 42nd
2007 6.15 1st 3.61 85th 3.97 61st

I've seen a lot of Northwestern's offense over the years and was confident it was similar to the Rodriguez spread 'n' shred; I didn't think it was the exact same thing.

That sounds like a battle tested guy. The AP inadvertantly summarizes everything about how Jimmy Clausen was the platonic ideal of an overrated recruit:

Jimmy Clausen figures he got hit a total of five times while his teams went 42-0 in high school. At Notre Dame, he was sacked six times in his first start and was so beat up after seven games he missed the next two.

A smallish quarterback two years older than his competion playing for a small-school power surrounded by major D-I talent who never so much as saw a rusher or, like, coverage is not "the Lebron James of football," as he was dubbed.

Just what they needed. Adam Rittenberg's Big Ten blog on ESPN has been invaluable in my previewing, but I wonder which Michigan State he's been watching the past thirty or so years:

"All the time," linebacker Adam Decker said when asked how much the players discuss Michigan. "Coach Dantonio came in here and made that game a point of emphasis. As a player, that's great because I'm from the state of Michigan [Rochester Hills]. As a Michigan State player, you want to beat Michigan. It's emphasized every day."

This is thought to be a good thing despite Rittenberg noting that the "sleeping giant" Michigan State program has a history of October collapses. Until recently, the annual October collapse was always because they'd shot their wad against Michigan and felt free to descend into an orgy of incompetence.

Etc.: The thing that is not Michigan Replay debuts August 28th; the huddle is on the way out(?).

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August 13th, 2008 at 11:51 AM | brian, i could give a shit (Score:1)
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brian, i could give a shit less about your previews of other teams i'd much rather read about michigan and the new direction of our program. keep up the good work. and not to take away from those opponent previews, i understand they took a lot of work but, it's all good without them.

i only respect other superfans

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August 13th, 2008 at 12:53 PM | So are you not a fan of (Score:1)
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So are you not a fan of college football?  Admittedly, it's hard for me to focus on stuff that doesn't involve Michigan, but I love CFB and am interested in and want to know about stuff going on all over the country.  I will gladly watch just about any game.  Just watching a full Saturday and Sunday of football is one of the best things about spring.

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August 13th, 2008 at 1:20 PM | I agree with you Wayman, but (Score:1)
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I agree with you Wayman, but in the other dude's defense, you can go to a million sites to get info about all the other teams.  The cool thing about this blog is that it's (a) awesome and (b) all about Michigan.  I dig the previews, but I understand the desire to have the content here be all UM, and if someone wants an Iowa preview, there are literally dozens of sites to find one.

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August 13th, 2008 at 2:08 PM | i got my rivals account to (Score:1)
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i got my rivals account to read about whoever. but of all the sites i go to for mich news, mgoblog is the best. brian has good info and is funny. anyway, that wasn't meant to take away from brians work, cause i know it took a lot of time and effort to write those previews. i just found myself to be continually scrolling through them looking to see if there was any new recruiting updates at the bottom.

i only respect other superfans

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August 13th, 2008 at 11:53 AM | The fact that you didn't get (Score:1)
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The fact that you didn't get universally ridiculed on Deadspin means almost everyone liked it.  Trust me -- just look at what happened whenever Weintraub posted something.  Most of the comments were "Michigan sucks" or "Appalachian State" or "how the hell is Michigan ranked", having nothing to do with your preview, which was damn good.

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August 13th, 2008 at 12:14 PM | hey, if they're there (Score:1)
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I'm reading em, cuz the PSU one was highly intersting to me. But if they're not their, no big deal, cuz it's a M blog anyways

Follow me on Twitter @gfraley05

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August 13th, 2008 at 12:38 PM | forgive me for stating the obvious, but... (Score:1)
wooderson
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wouldn't the michigan state preview already be done, since it's the same one every year? 

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August 13th, 2008 at 12:46 PM | different names (Score:1)
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it takes time to change all those names in the preview.

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

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August 13th, 2008 at 1:22 PM | I cannot wait for the (Score:1)
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I cannot wait for the at-least-quadruple-nested blockquote.

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August 13th, 2008 at 2:03 PM | Nest... (Score:1)
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...this

www.wolverineliberationarmy.com

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August 13th, 2008 at 2:03 PM | 2cent (Score:1)
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I wouldn't mind an OSU preview - even if abbreviated.  Though, obviously I prefer not THIS abbreviated.  Don't care much about the big 10's lower echelon though.

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August 13th, 2008 at 4:40 PM | Deadspin Article (Score:1)
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I declared the Deadspin article a success one Monty Python reference in.

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August 13th, 2008 at 6:40 PM | this was discussed last year (Score:1)
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and with the new site, i'm sure this will happen anyway: i'm sure the commenters will volunteer to take up the slack.

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