Damn Jarrod..I had the highest hopes for the kid...Seems he's (hopefully) a year away still
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Dammit, dammit, dammit. You have probably heard that Amara Darboh has blown up something in his foot and is out for the year. This calls for the little panic guy.
Michigan is not going to replace Darboh's combination of size and blocking and receiver expectations should be downgraded a notch. Judging from scrimmage highlights and practice buzz, Jehu Chesson or Joe Reynolds is the next man in. Hopefully it's Chesson, who has excellent upside; realistically both guys are going to split Darboh snaps.
Michigan may also turn to more plays on which Devin Funchess splits out. While Funchess doesn't have the same speed Darboh does he can duplicate some of the leapy-catchy Hemingway business Michigan just lost.
At least Darboh gets a redshirt.
Elsewhere in PANIC. Bad sign:
Hoke says Jarrod Wilson has to have more production to become a starter at safety.
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) August 20, 2013
"More production" in this case probably means "fewer blown tackles/coverages." That's bad. What's more, the seemingly odd move of Courtney Avery back there signals that Michigan is scrambling at that spot. If it was a safety coming through another safety, fine. A 175-pound corner whose health is constantly in question triggers my alarm bells.
That's a death knell for Josh Furman, for one. While it's less of a negative sign for Jeremy Clark since he's just a year into the program, it would have been nice if he was able to play once Wilson faltered.
Feel better? George
Campbell Whitfield, broom-wielding quarterback guru, on Devin Gardner:
“I was shocked,” Whitfield said. “I had only seen him in a couple cameos at Michigan. I was shocked at all the talent, how strong he was, how athletic, how fast.
“We worked on a lot of footwork ... weight transition, the ability to drop, put your foot in the ground, stop and work back into a play. That’s not always easy. ... We spent quite a bit of time on chaos training — what happens if two linemen got beat, halfway through drop, and I don’t have to pull rip cord or I’m getting chased to left sideline, I’m a right-handed quarterback, how do I make this throw?”
Gardner's main issue is accuracy—too many times last year he missed on simple throws because of erratic mechanics. Hopefully an offseason of ownership sees him make serious progress there.
[after THE JUMP: pudding pops, Bartlestein on the shot, and advice for freshmen.]
HE KNEW. Joe Reynolds on the suddenly slightly-relevant freshmen wideouts:
With a spot on the outside now open, Jaron Dukes may shed his redshirt.
Puddin' pops will make you feel better. I don't want this for 140 dollars, but I want it:
CTK. James Ross is up:
There is also Jack Miller.
The Purdue thing. It was, and then was not, and then was rescued. Be careful. Watching this video will cause seizures in people who have not played at least 100 hours of Civilization in their lives.
Advice for freshmen. All of this post is accurate, but none more so than this one:
At some point, Michigan will feel really fucking huge. Then you’ll see that one kid who always wears shorts and sandals, and you’ll think, “How do I always see that one dude? How many people are on this campus, twelve? Jesus.”
For me it was Indian Guy With Neon Backpack, who followed me around for two straight years. He managed to do so by walking in front of me. IGWNB was a genius and is probably inventing nuclear physics right now.
My advice: don't stop doing all that extracurricular crap. Stop doing the stuff you only did to put on a college application*, but the thing you actually liked? Keep doing that.
*[I still get twitchy about the worst idea I ever had: "teach eighth graders Sunday School." Eighth graders are evil. At the end of this massively failed experiment the little old lady in the room next to me challenged us to a bible quiz. My "students", a collection of derelict spastics, knew nothing. Hers had memorized the entire canon. Little old ladies are also evil.]
Bartlestein on the shot. You know how Josh Bartlestein starts blowing up on the bench before the shot even goes in? About that:
Everyone wants to know how I knew it was going in. It all starts at Bud Walton Arena (against Arkansas) two years ago, we’re down maybe 20-2 and we come back to have a shot to win at the buzzer, and Trey’s shot goes in and out. And as we’re walking to the bus, Zack and Stu and I are talking to Trey and we say, ‘Before this is over, you’re going to make a much more important game-winning shot. It would have been nice to beat Arkansas, but you’re going to make one when it matter way more.’ Then we go to Ohio State this year. We’re 16-0. Trey’s 3-pointer goes in and out. ‘Trey, you’ll make this shot when it’s way more important.’ Against Wisconsin, score is tied in overtime, ‘Trey you’ll make a shot when it’s more important, trust me.’ Then we get to Indiana, and the ball rolls out. ‘Trey, you’ll make a shot that’s more important.’ And by this point, Trey had become an iconic figure in college basketball and Michigan basketball.
So when Kansas missed that free throw and Trey had the ball, I told Matt and Blake, who were sitting next to me, ‘I would bet my life he will make this three.’ Now, if I had known he was going to shoot it from half-court, I might not have bet my life. But when he pulled up — I knew this kid had done everything imaginable for a college basketball player, and he just needed that one iconic shot, the Trey Burke Shot. And that was it. As soon as he pulled up, I knew it was going in so I jumped up. And he made me look really smart because he made it.
Much more at the link.
Alvarez, just say it. I know you're trying to say it. So just say it:
"I've got to tell you," said athletics director and longtime Wisconsin coach Barry Alvarez, who groomed Bielema to be his replacement, "and I'm not saying this negatively because Bret did a good job for us, but I haven't had one person say, 'Well, it's too bad Bret left' or 'We were sorry to see Bret leave' or 'Couldn't you have paid the assistants more money to keep him?' Not one."
I need you to call Bielema a meathead. I need this, Barry Alvarez.
Does he occupy an entire Bursley-Baits? The softer side of Kyle Kalis is still a bucket of knives… but there's Schubert playing. He's in the art school, and take it from someone who rode the bus to North Campus daily: that is not the demographic center of the art school. (The demographic center of the art school is a girl who is disgusted to be within 50 feet of you, because you are an engineer.)
Basketball recruiting bits. Power forwards: Michigan is getting one this year. 2014 PF DJ Wilson is a candidate, albeit likely a Plan B sort since he's a consensus three star and Michigan is still after a number of big fish. He plans a visit October 4th. Michigan is also after 4.5 star Devin Robinson, who is not actually Denard Robinson sitting on Devin Gardner's shoulders.
Meanwhile, IN SF Trevon Bluiett will visit UCLA August 31st and hit Michigan up the week after for the ND game. UCLA is a rising name in his recruitment since they hired one of Bluiett's old coaches, but can you really meet Steve Alford and John Beilein and pick the former?
not sure this means that Wilson is out. Competition at a position is a very good thing. I don't think Hoke said he "won't start" only that you "need more production from a starter." This could be a well placed kick in the ass for Wilson just to remind him that he is not promised anything.
Anyone who didn't see the writing on the wall for Furman wasn't paying attention. He's about as strong a candidate for a firm handshake as we've seen around here. I'd be surprised if he sees the field at special teams let alone in the secondary.
Dymonte is such a cool first name it took me a while to remember who "Thomas" is.
Greg said he wants the best athletes on the field. Perhaps he thinks avery is one of the top 4 DB's and needs him on the field with everyone else. He's gonna get tested early against ND.
For me, that "is this campus really that big?" dude who seemed to always follow me around was Hairy Mole Guy. Anybody who was around campus in the mid-aughts will no doubt immediately know who I'm talking about. Guy was everywhere.
Are you talking about the (i think asian) guy with a mole on his face and a few ridculously long strands of hair jutting out of it? Seen on north campus?
I know exactly who you're talking about.
YES. North Campus, 2005-2007ish. I saw him EVERYWHERE and all I could think was "someone MUST have said something about that to him, right? He knows its there, he just has to." I came to believe that he was just supremely confident and I could take a lesson from him.
(pukes in mouth)
That's the one. It was just so... You couldn't unsee that.
On the Bursley-Baits bus in the morning, that dude would somehow find me and stand next to me. At least, that's what it seemed like.
He was all over South Quad too during that time period. Mostly in the cafeteria. Mostly...yech.
I was '04-'09. Mole Guy was everywhere.
By the way now I'm curious who you all are since we apparently have a small "mid-oughts engineer club" going on. Mole Guy: bringing people together since 2004-ish.
Hairy Mole Guy brings all disciplines together, apparently. I'm not an engineer, and I definitely had the "wait, you see HMG everywhere, too?" conversation with many a friend during that time. Everyone knew about him. I guess I'm not surprised we're on MGoBlog almost ten years later, and we're still talking about him.
Add one more person who remembers seeing that guy...
Haha, I took some classes with that guy when he was doing his Master's in Mathematics at Carolina. I remembered him because he mentioned on the first day that he was a U of M grad.
Nice dude. I'm pretty sure he's teaching at the community college level nowadays, though I haven't kept up with him.
Apparently, I had a doppelganger whom I never met, but my roomates all through my 4 years would constantly run into him and tell me about it.
I also had a mystery dream girl I would see everywhere but never had the balls to talk too. *sigh*
The best advice I got was that in college it was possible to fall in love, based purely on looks alone, with a girl/guy everyday of your career and never repeat unless you wanted to.
Granted, that advice could hold true in your post college life but well, the playing field is usually not quite as stacked as it was in college.
...looked weird and I think people called him the Figgler. Or something like that.
You're talking about the guy who braided it right?
One semester I was reading "Crime and Punishment" and I became convinced that this one dude I saw everywhere was Raskolnikov. He would hustle along deep in thought with this long coat and unkempt hair. I later had him in a writing class and he introduced himself as Phil Smith. College is great.
What's this? Purdue rap no longer available?
I like to think I am sufficiently along in life to be immune from pure astonishment. But then there was this:
I still get twitchy about the worst idea I ever had: "teach eighth graders Sunday School.
Color me astonished.
And I laughed out loud at this:
Hers had memorized the entire canon. Little old ladies are also evil.
When it comes to Sunday school, they are. Yes they are. :-)
please find a link/embed the Purdue video so I can laugh at work today????
They parodied a song that was made by a trio of white comedians as a joke to an idiotic acronym?
for posting...they are right tho, where would Purdue be without you....hahaha, wow, what a great/terrible video!
Jarrod Wilson had a ways to go at the end of the spring and looked completely lost on the field quite a bit of the time last year. Good things coming out of that position this year is not the odds on favorite.
My "small campus" moment was watching the same guy slip on the same patch of ice 3 times in a single week on my way to class sophomore year. I remember him because he wore the same t-shirt each time. And yes, he was also a shorts guy all year round.
If this was between 2005-2009, I know exactly which guy that was.
I remember multiple shorts all year round guys. One of them was a good friend, but he never seemed to run into other shorts all year round guys.
I'm convinced that somehow there were two completely seperate universes of shorts guys and I was the only person who bridged that gap.
I know one. My theory is that those guys have really sweaty balls, trying to mitigate the damage.
Are you thinking of the dude with the mullet? I kept up the shorts pretty late into the winter, but he was a true year-rounder. I was impressed by him, in a strange way.
If this was between 2005-2009, I know exactly which guy that was.
Just to clarify Hoke on Wilson, here's the exact quote:
MGoQuestion: What does Jarrod Wilson have to do to solidify his spot at safety?
"He's got to have production."
MGoFollowup: Have you been worried about his lack of production?
"No, we just think that we have good competition and there's guys having some production. He's got to have more."
Unless someone said something off camera, that Hoke-ism could mean anything. I feel it's a far cry from the way Baumgardner implies that Wilson lost the presumed starting spot.
But yeah, I'm starting to panic about the season. Chicken little and all, but poo, this last week has significantly downgraded expectations for this season.
Yeah, the way that question is posed, Hoke's response could mean nothing. I mean, what was he supposed to say? Wilson doesn't need to do anything?
If you'd told me in, say, June that by the end of mini-camp a likely contributor would be out for the season and that some would-be first-time starters were not shining, I'd have shrugged my shoulders and thought that sounded like a pretty typical August. Every team in the country is going through stuff like this. We just don't read about it.
Devin "Too Tall" Funchess
Losing Darboh sucks, but seems to me Michigan could have it a lot worse.
At least this year we are replacing a WR with a WR. Remember last year when we had to use Devin Gardner to replace Hemingway?
Because they had Gardner throwing to them.
OT: Any guesses on the time of the UCONN game? Or is Dave Brandon still trying to move that one out of UCONN stadium?
Who has weddings on gamedays anyways, find a bye week.
idea...but totally OT...does Pburg stand for Perrysburg by chance? I know, random...
is that people who haven't gone to one seem to have this idea that every day, everyone on campus runs around in random directions all the time, so you can't possibly see anyone more than once, because OMG TENZ OF THOUSANDZ OF PEEPUL OMG. (The best is when they now live in NYC or San Francisco or Chicago and can tell you about how they always run into this one couple on the way home from work. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.)
But when you consider only the people that have classes at the same time on a particular day, and then only the people that actually get up and go to those classes, and then only the people who are heading to class in the same direction, from the same direction, suddenly it's not such a big group after all.
Exactly how this works probably differs a bit depending on how campus is laid out - at Purdue, campus was/is basically one area, so even if you live off-campus, you're going to head in basically the same direction, so the group of Potentially Identifiable People is larger. If your destinations are spread out more, you're looking at even smaller groups, probably to the point where you can look out your window and see Hat Guy going by and think "crap, he's the last guy on time to class, I'm late".
Bartlestein on "the Trey" was pretty damn cool. What a f**king captain man, keeping his all-star's head on straight like that. Not that Burke (probably) needed it, but damn. True faith in his guy right there.
Chills for days.
You beat me to it. Was just going to post same thing-major, major chills reading that.
What's up with him? I thought he would make the two deep with his size and experience.