Seeing as I was the one who posted it.
UConn Injury Report
Heard he'll be on it every week
Stranger than fiction. Like Ernest, Michigan's J.R. edition is also closely associated with ambulances.
Hemingway's ability to get injured is surpassed only by Carlos Brown's ability to fall down without being touched and Michigan Seconday Hating God's ability to pick off players using whatever means available.
They are, however, equally as frustrating
Not fair. Hemingway typically isn't hurt until the 3rd game.
Rich Rod stated that Fitz would "probably" be ready for next week, but will be out this one.
Seeing how much hype he's been getting (or maybe I'm just listening to Fred Jackson too much) I'm dying to actually see him play.
Also did Van Slyke break his collarbone? If so he's out for a while, which means 1 more Michigan secondary guy out. Not that he would have played much, if any, but still...
Happened to me and I walked around looking like Igor for about a week. Hurt like a mother.
What? Did the wind blow the wrong way?
Well Junior....We'll always have Western Michigan!!!
While it sucks for us as fans for players to get hurt, I can only imagine how depressing it must be for them.
I thought Junior looked more solid than anyone last year (maybe except Roundtree). I would really like to see him back.
yea c'mon, Roundtree looked the most solid last year... hoping he can pick up where he left off.
To the Angry Michigan Hating God to start the season.
Bummer for all of the guys that are going to be out. Hopefully treatments go well and they're able to come back for ND!! As for Troy, keep working hard in rehab and we will see you next year big guy!!
It's gonna be sad seeing Woolfolk on there all year isn't it?
What about for UConn????? Who is on their injury list?
Senior Hemingway next year.
I hope RR is playing with Uconn like their coach played with the whole Lloyd injury. Still haven't figured out how a guy who is out for the season suddenly is starting in game 1.
BROCK MOTHER FUCKING MEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because when he storms the field, the only thing injured will be my heart when it forces tears out of my eyes and makes me look like a girl in front of 110,000!!!!!
Always makes me teary eyed:
Poor Junior. It's not his fault he's so dainty.
Hey everyone, I'm flying out tomorrow for my first game in 20 yrs. since moving to San Diego. I'm pretty excited, but was wondering where the cool tailgate parties will be? Please advise at will!!!
So if VanSlyke is out then Vlad will be 2nd string. We'll see if he has the speed. D@mn Junior...has to be so frustrating - having a tweaked hammy is not good for a WR at all...
Hemingway will be injured all year. I think he's done.
That's a pretty bold statement after one listing as "questionable." Let's at least wait to see if the guy makes it into the first game.
Yeah, you're right. I'm going to retract that. I'm being too pessimistic. I'm not in a very good mood this year.
I for one am shocked Hemingway is injured. SHOCKED!
Michigan would have fewer injuries if they didn't have to take stretching off the practice schedule.
That sucks for Junior, still hope he gets to go tomorrow.