'Twas The Night Before The AAA Game
Twas the night before the AAA game, where The Otter tried to hide.
Where for the next 4 years, he would reside.
He thought about going down south, where the weather would be more mild.
But he couldn't get out of his head what he thought about since being a child.
People told him this, and others told him that.
Once he even thought about listnin' to his dear old cat.
He thought about his teammates and what it would be like playing with them for a few more games.
And suddenly a light flickered inside his giant brains.
The Otter decided to live his childhood dream.
And Will Campbell ultimately decided to become a Michigan Wolverine!
P.S. Lets hope, lets pray, and if he decides "cough cough to stab us in the back cough cough" lets respect his decision and move on.