Breaking News Tim Tebow is not perfect. Apparently the Diety from the SEC is nearsighted and wears glasses (not during games of course....during games he gets divine intervention which allows his to see everything in 20/20 vision). Luckily this does not affect his ability to walk on water or turn gatorade on the sidelines into wine.
Tim Tebow has a weakness...does this mean he is a mortal?
FAKE. Superman wore glasses too, when he was Clark Kent.
you are going straight to hell for that form of blasphemy. This is obviously satan at work trying to get us to question the perfection of the Son of God.
my, my, my.....how easily some sheep are lead astray. See you in Hell Dawn!
The rest of the world is farsighted.
I know that we all hate the Tebow is perfect meme that seems to have permeated ESPN and every other major sports network, but can't we stick to insulting that (and those writers perpetuating it)?
I hate Tebow as a player because he beats teams that I don't want him to beat (except ours). But I don't hate him as a person, as I person I think that he's far better than average. So why do we have to go find ways to tear him down that aren't football related? Shouldn't we be saving our hatred for those that are making up these very annoying stories, our various rivals, the BCS, and low pad levels?
Eh, maybe I'm overreacting.
Eh, maybe I'm overreacting.
No, I think you're on to something here. Bashing Tebow for something he can't control -- the incessant media fawning -- is getting old.
Actually I'm pretty ok hating on him as a person too, but thanks for the suggestion.
Did any of you guys see pictures of his girlfriend? and everyone is saying this guy is a virgin
I don't have a problem looking at Lucy Pinder. Really, I don't. However, there is a time and place for everything, each deserving of its own level of decorum. Based on the above link, it's apparent that Brian wants to maintain a certain standard for his site. Ms. Pinder may not be the best way to help achieve that objective. Just something to consider.
In any case, I enjoyed the pic. I have a feeling the intrawebs will allow me to see it again and again.
Was this unanimous amongst all SEC coaches? Or did Spurrier say that he actually had 20/20 vision?
Even James Tiberius Kirk had a weakness for green women every oncet in awhile. But in the end, the Romulans took in in the keister from that galactic super stud.
Psh... He's not humbled by our pathetic eye exam ratings. He's a 0/0 - he can see way too close AND way too far (technically infinity) - truly omnipotent indeed!
Cyclops wore glasses too, but that was to protect everyone from his eye lasers.
20/20 vision isn't the pinnacle of eyesight anyway, 20/10 is better. 20/20 is considered "normal performance of the human eye. Just sayin'
In the best little kid voice possible: "My Mom says my glasses make me look cool and smart." Maybe he's going for the same look?
You don't need glasses during games when you can truck any safeties that are near you. I'd like to see Tim wear those old school sport goggle looking things during games.
The "Tim Tebow is perfect" jokes need to be retired already. They were mildly funny the first time. Now they're aggressively unfunny.