Generally insulting monologue with obscure analogies goes here, and now I am going to post a picture.
I don't get it. What are you trying to do, get people to say inflammatory things?
Is this a good place to write how much I hate the Red Wings and their Euro-trash style of play?
Way harsh, Tye.
[board member]'s posts remind me of [character from arrested development]. This post in particular is really dumb.
Dude what the fuck is that?
It's headcheese. Looks pretty good, too.
EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to call you an idiot for not knowing what headcheese is.
And particularly yummy-looking headcheese at that. Shit, now I'm hungry.
Its called headcheese? What the fuck is headcheese? What is it made of?
Head and cheese.
And by "head," I mean scraps of head meat, and by "cheese," I mean more scraps of head meat.
So its brain? Is that what it is? I am disgusted by the picture, what are the chunks?
No it's the actual meat from the head. Also, sometimes tongues and foot meat. I don't remember exactly what the matrix that all the meat is suspended in is made of.
...for knowing what headcheese is.
This is where I say something about the band, then someone says marching band is stupid.
Marching band is stupid, lol
is where I either:
Make an incredibly sarcastic remark to Hyperbolize your remarks in an insulting way
Piss and moan about your remarks in a way that makes me sound like a pompous prick
I offer a baseless and equally obtuse retort involving obscene references to your mother and/or an obscener insinuation that you're an alumnus of a non-specific rival school in disguise.
about you not putting OT in your subject line. WTF?
I am a White, hetro-sexual, right handed, catholic, average build, male... the last minority. Don't believe me. Apply for financial aide with that list.
are my doppelganger, but you spelled "aide" like a damn Brit.
about whatever, just because I'm in a bad fucking mood.
is where I bitch that the thread title was not informative enough.
You, sir, have potentially wasted up to nine seconds of my life, and now I am forced to spend ninety-four more seconds to complain about it.
I blame the WLA
is where people somehow work in an accusation of U$C being cheaters.
*uses anecdotal evidence to prove you wrong*
TOM WHAT IF WILL CAMPBELL DOESNT PICK US
I hope Brian bans you all when he gets back.
+1 even if it is at my expense.
I think everyone is missing the point... he clearly is making fun of a board member whose name starts with a C and ends with more head
hence the pictures making no sense
*receives incoherent insults*
*goes back to studying*
I didn't know where else to put this.
Someone one the Internet is saying Rich Rod's gonna get fired if he doesn't win the Big Ten next year!
This guy is on a Web page that is posted and everything!
Oh my G-d, what if people are reading this?!? Quick, everyone follow the link and show these turds that RR has our full support!
I don't understand, that guy in the video hates Rich Rod? But he keeps dancing and saying that he's never gonna give you up, like he's in love with Rich Rod. I think you wanted us all to go to that link and diss that guy for no reason. Well I've got news for you buddy, I'm here to shut this facade down. That's right, the jig is UP! You won't be playing tricks on all of these fine people any more
Point was taken here.
he's heating up.
i post something of no value, mainly to waste other peoples' time but also to gain recognition in the mgoblog community.
can't we get everyone to where maize, just once? OMG R fans R the suxors. according to my analysis, this is 27.234% of why we lost 9 games last year.
out some obscure mundane point in your arguement. Then proceed to enlighten nobody by copying and pasting even more obscure facts from some other equally obscure mundane article. Then I hit the refresh key serveral hundred times tonight waiting for an evenmore lame retort.
lolololololol I win the internet fight
This is where someone suggests some lame alternate uniform idea, people mock that poster, then someone else sarcastically suggests some even more lame alternate uniform idea to mock the first poster, then the sarcasm goes over a few people's heads and they mock him, too.
Then, the next day, repeat.
Similar endless cycle regarding recruitstalking.
Don't you little fuckers even THINK about posting below me...
anyone like that.
With an attitude like that, you're not a Michigan Man.
Football season needs to start soon!
in which I point out that the headcheese only got two stars.
This is where I say something extremely offensive about Michigan to stir things up.
there's nothing about State in the title to alert you to open the thread.
informative titles: Doctor Worm has an easier time figuring out which posts he should act like a douche in.
The question remains - if someone has enough time on their hands to troll another team's blog, do they have the willpower to click on every thread?
One of my favorite kinds of posts is the "(loss to team X) is UNACCEPTABLE, PERIOD." Okay, it's unacceptable. Now what?
admit guilt to using that phrase.
And in a non-ironic manner say I love this blog.
Is this where I point out that this thread is Stevie Brown's fault?
Was the best football player ever
and berates everyone over 21 who follows rectruiting because, dude that is creepy. The recruitniks respond angrily, "There's nothing wrong with surfing the internet checking out video of shirtless teen boys! OMG Russell Shephard is a total stallion, if he comes to Michigan I will love him forever."
that is all
these are some real internets right here
in honor of my good trollish friends, timmmay and demote rich rod (scumbag lawyer in training).
spew political rhetoric on a sports blog.
I will cancel your FACE! That is all. (implied to this whole thread)
I was the 69th thread! That has got to be an omen.
calls you douche because you are both 69 and 70. which totally screws up your Karma.
"Sorry my butt just hung up on you"
My Karma was just redeemed because I was actually not really the 69. Sweet!
"Brick: My name's Brian Fantana...."
My grandaughter will immediately commandeer this computer and kick me off the interwebs. damned fangled contraption it's just a fad anyway.
I trick everyone into thinking there was a new post, but all I really did was correct a minor spelling error.
Done.....I actually call last post.
I USE ALL CAPS TO GET MY POINT ACROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reba McEntire: Fancy
this is where THE KNOWLEDGE imposes his KNOWLEDGE on you weak minded fools
sarkisian is coming. you will all be impressed with my KNOWLEDGE when he is named head coach this sunday
THE KNOWLEDGE does not have a period after his name like that impostor
tell you where Jimmy Hoffia is bur...what the, no don'.......
I think head cheese is gonna be my new thing.