Who would win a mangino v weis SUMO match?
Better question - who has not seen his genitals for a longer period of time?
I think that Weis would win, seeing that he would be more athletic (if sumo wrestlers are athletic at all), than Mangino. I thought Weis was fat until I saw Mangino. Holy &@%! He is the perfect example of the phrase "tub o' lard".
So Weis in an ultra-close battle.
Ok - follow up question, who would eat whom on a deserted island without any other source of food than human flesh? Granted Weis maybe more athletic but methinks that Mangino may be more driven to kill and consume as he is more dependent calorically on food to survive
There is no way Weis is more athletic than Mangino!!
He waddles for goodness sakes. Mangino could get lower, therefore getting leverage. Mangino wins, quickly.
Weis wins. He has the decided schematic advantage.
No Ralph Friedgen? 3-way match of death.
i'll take the fridge in a heartbeat. he actually played football! albeit like 50 years and 60 thousand cheetos ago...
would be too lazy to run at the other, so it would be a draw
they would sit down and pull a hamburger out of their thongs
Who has better knees?