Living in Las Vegas, I often will hang out at the MSU alumni bar with friends and watch the Spartans play if they're playing earlier than Michigan. Most of the people there (other than my friends) don't realize I'm a Michigan fan and therefore feel free to say typically stupid stuff that I assume most Spartan fans think like:
"Michigan State should have a recruiting advantage over Michigan because our women are hotter."
"Hiring Rodriguez was a horrible mistake. The spread offense wil never work in the Big Ten."
"Once Dantonio has a couple more years to bring in his guys, State will be beating Michigan every year."
The bar also plays some "parody" songs like "F--k the Wolverines" and some others that I don't honestly recall. I pointed out to my friends that it doesn't really help advance the cause that they're not obsessed with Michigan.