I did not make this headline up
They did it for the Nanookie
Okay, okay, okay. I'm REALLY sorry about the headline.
But the Daily has an article today about the Nanooks and how they've been in AA the past week... UAF is still on winter break and last weekend they played (and got thrashed by) Bowling Green. Apparently the 'Nooks went to Cabela's monday, presumably to buy equipment to defend their homes from polar bears or whatever. That's how I imagine life in Alaska: a dystopian future world containing nothing but rabid polar bears.
Also: "The guys, I'm sure, have shopped the mall pretty hard." Ifyouknowwhatimean. Nudge nudge.