"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."
Tale Of The Tape: Alumni
Yeah, I don't think I can top the coaches one, so this may be a letdown, but you get what you pay for.
|The Unabomber||Wackjob||Jeffery Dahmer|
|Advantage: Michigan (Bombing People > Eating People)
|Arthur Miller, Crucible playwright who pulled his 5x2 on Marilyn Monroe||Famous Author||RL Stine, guy who writes the "Goosebumps" series|
|Does it matter?||Humorist||Bruce Vilanch|
|Vastnormous Advantage: Michigan|
|Tom Freakin' Brady||Quarterback||Kirk Herbstreit|
|Lucy Liu||Hottie||Patricia Heaton|
|Clarence Darrow||Famous Law Talkin' Guy||N/A|
|James Earl Jones, Darth Freakin' Vader||Voice of God Guy||Jack Buck, legendary announcer and sire of demonic Joe Buck|
|Google co-founder Larry Page||Internets Superhero Guy||Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger|
|Selma Blair||Chick Who Made Out With Sarah Michelle Gellar Guy||N/A|
|Ann Coulter||Woman Some Find Hot, Inexplicably||Melina Kanakaredes|
|Advantage: Eeeew. Push
(Note: Michigan is spared a huge black mark because Michael Moore went to UM-Flint.)
Another Michigan blowout: 10-0-2. They never stood a chance.