Tale Of The Tape: Alumni
Yeah, I don't think I can top the coaches one, so this may be a letdown, but you get what you pay for.
Michigan | Ohio State |
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The Unabomber |
Wackjob |
Jeffery Dahmer |
Advantage: Michigan (Bombing People > Eating People) |
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Iggy Pop |
Musician |
O.A.R. |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Arthur Miller, Crucible playwright who pulled his 5x2 on Marilyn Monroe |
Famous Author |
RL Stine, guy who writes the "Goosebumps" series |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Does it matter? |
Humorist |
Bruce Vilanch |
Vastnormous Advantage: Michigan | ||
Tom Freakin' Brady |
Quarterback |
Kirk Herbstreit |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Lucy Liu |
Hottie |
Patricia Heaton |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Gerald Ford |
President |
N/A |
Advantage: Push |
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Clarence Darrow |
Famous Law Talkin' Guy |
N/A |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
James Earl Jones, Darth Freakin' Vader |
Voice of God Guy |
Jack Buck, legendary announcer and sire of demonic Joe Buck |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Google co-founder Larry Page |
Internets Superhero Guy |
Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Selma Blair |
Chick Who Made Out With Sarah Michelle Gellar Guy |
N/A |
Advantage: Michigan | ||
Ann Coulter |
Woman Some Find Hot, Inexplicably |
Melina Kanakaredes |
Advantage: Eeeew. Push |
(Note: Michigan is spared a huge black mark because Michael Moore went to UM-Flint.)
Another Michigan blowout: 10-0-2. They never stood a chance.