So word is that Tacopants has been really unhappy lately, especially since Threet transferred and Tate ignored him during the spring game.
"Last season was pretty rough," says the veteran Michigan receiver, "but at least Steven got me the ball on a regular basis, and Nick really tried to throw to me but, well, let's just leave it at that."
It's been reported that Tacopants was really upset when Threet transferred and is worried that Tate Forcier may be the starter this year. "In practice and the spring game, it seemed like he couldn't even see me," said the 10 foot tall invisible receiver.
I don't have time to make this post as funny as it deserves to be, just wanted to put the idea out there. Hopefully y'all can have some fun with it...