Early this morning, Michigan wide receiver Tacopants held a press conference to announce that he would no longer step on the field for the Michigan Wolverines. "Look, I know last year was statistically one of my best, but I can see the writing on the wall."
The writing being referred to by Mr. Pants is the signing of hyper-accurate Tate Forcier, as well as the collection of sticky fingered wide receivers being assembled by the university.
"It doesn't help that my favorite QB is leaving as well." It is well known that Pants and Steven Threet had built a strong relationship over the past year, and Threet's decision to leave was clearly a factor for Tacopants.
As for where he will end up, Tacopants had this to say: "I've been checking out Tennessee, and I really like the Quarterbacks that they don't have."