Sweet Fancy Moses
The Dolphins have apparently offered Nick Saban $4 to $5 million a year. Plus GM-ship, basically. Might this help with Nic Harris?
My favorite sentence: "The team is also expected to interview at least one minority candidate in the coming days."
Here's how that'll go:
Dolphins: So, you appear to be really tan, or something.
Minority: This is actually my real skin color.
Dolphins: Dude. Freaky. So, are you Nick Saban?
Minority: No.
Dolphins: Oh.
My favorite sentence: "The team is also expected to interview at least one minority candidate in the coming days."
Here's how that'll go:
Dolphins: So, you appear to be really tan, or something.
Minority: This is actually my real skin color.
Dolphins: Dude. Freaky. So, are you Nick Saban?
Minority: No.
Dolphins: Oh.