"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Gabe Watson will be a Wolverine next year.
Absolutely huge news, literally and figuratively, especially with the questionable status of Larry Harrison. I feel much better about next season already. Branch, Ofili, Biggs, and JVA can replace Harrison should he need to be replaced, but Watson has no equivalent on this roster.