also duty-free guys falling over and grabbing their shins
Stewie calls out the Big Ten
"Your pathetic excuse for a major conference sickens me!"
I wish I could disagree. Indiana dropping off the face of the earth has really hurt... Michigan hasn't been any good for years. All it would take is a couple programs picking themselves off the mat to turn things around. Illinois, Wisconsin, and MSU make a good trio but two more teams need to find themselves some consistency before the Big Ten will be respectable again. The good news is that if Michigan gets a clue there are NCAA bids for the taking.
Now, about that clue...