Home
we had subs it was crazy

Primary links

  • About
    • $upport (lol)
    • Ethics
    • FAQ
    • Privacy Policy
  • Contact
  • MGoStore
  • MGoBoard
    • MGoBoard FAQ
    • Ticket spreadsheet
    • Michigan bar locator
    • Moderator Action Sticky
  • Useful Stuff
    • Depth Chart By Class
    • Unofficial Two Deep
    • 2013 Offer Board
    • Crude Bug Tracking System
    • Third Down Stats
    • Diaries, Windows Live Writer, And You
    • Michigan Future Schedules
    • User-Curated HOF
    • 2013 Recruiting Board
    • Where To Eat In Ann Arbor
Home

Navigation

  • Forums
  • Recent posts

User login

  • Create new account
  • Request new password

MGoElsewhere

  • @MGoBlog (Brian)
  • @aceanbender
  • @TomVH (Tom)
  • RSS Feed
  • iPhone App
  • Facebook profile
  • MGoKindle Store
  • mgo.licio.us
  • Brian @ TSB [Archive]
  • Brian @ AOL [Archive]
  • Sour Salty Bitter Sweet

Michigan Blogs

  • Big House Blog
  • Burgeoning Wolverine Star
  • Genuinely Sarcastic
  • Go Blue Michigan Wolverine
  • Holdin' The Rope
  • MGoFootball
  • MVictors
  • Maize 'n' Blue Nation
  • Maize 'n' Brew
  • Maize And Go Blue
  • Michigan Hockey Net
  • The Blog That Yost Built
  • The Hoover Street Rag
  • The M Block
  • The M Zone
  • The Wolverine Blog
  • Touch The Banner
  • UMGoBlog
  • UMHoops
  • UMTailgate
  • Wolverine Liberation Army

M On The Net

  • mgovideo
  • MGoBlue.com
  • Mike DeSimone
  • Recruiting Planet
  • The Wolverine
  • Go Blue Wolverine
  • Winged Helmet
  • UMGoBlue.com
  • MaizeRage.org
  • Puckhead
  • The M Den
  • True Blue Fan Forum

Big Ten Blogs

  • Illinois
    • A Lion Eye
    • Hail To The Orange
    • Illinois Baseball Report
    • Illinois Loyalty
  • Indiana
    • Inside The Hall
    • The Crimson Quarry
  • Iowa
    • Black Heart, Gold Pants
    • Fight For Iowa
  • Michigan State
    • The Only Colors
  • Minnesota
    • GopherHole.com
    • The Daily Gopher
    • I'm In Love With A Fringe Bowl Team
    • TNABACG
  • Nebraska
    • Big Red Network
    • Corn Nation
    • Husker Mike's Blasphemy
    • Husker Gameday
  • Northwestern
    • Sippin' On Purple
    • Lake The Posts
  • Notre Dame
    • The House Rock Built
    • One Foot Down
  • Ohio State
    • Eleven Warriors
    • Buckeye Commentary
    • Men of the Scarlet and Gray
    • Our Honor Defend
    • The Buckeye Nine
  • Penn State
    • Slow States
    • Black Shoe Diaries
    • Happy Valley Hardball
    • Penn State Clips
    • Linebacker U
    • Nittany White Out
  • Purdue
    • Boiled Sports
    • Hammer and Rails
  • Wisconsin
    • Bruce Ciskie

Links of Note

  • Baseball
    • Big Ten Hardball
    • College Baseball Today
    • The Baseball Zealot
    • The College Baseball Blog
  • Basketball
    • Ken Pomeroy
    • Basketball Prospectus
    • Midmajority
  • College Hockey
    • Chris Heisenberg
    • College Hockey Stats
    • Inside College Hockey
    • Michigan College Hockey
    • Hockey's Future
    • Sioux Sports
    • USCHO
    • Western College Hockey
    • CCHA
      • LSSU Hockey
      • Bronco Hockey Blog
  • Football
    • Smart Football
    • Every Day Should Be Saturday
    • Doctor Saturday
    • CFB Stats
    • Harold Stassen
    • NCAA D-I Stats Page
    • The Wizard Of Odds
  • General
    • Sports Central
  • Local Interest
    • The Ann Arbor Chronicle
    • Arborwiki
    • Arbor Update
    • Teeter Talk
    • Vacuum
  • Teams Of The D
    • Lions
      • Pride of Detroit
      • Fire Millen
    • Pistons
      • Detroit Bad Boys
      • Need4Sheed
    • Tigers
      • Roar Of The Tigers
      • The Detroit Tigers Weblog
      • The Daily Fungo
    • Red Wings
      • On The Wings
      • Behind The Jersey
      • Winging It In Motown
    • Michigan Sports Forum

Archive

  • May 2013 (48)
  • April 2013 (94)
  • March 2013 (104)
  • February 2013 (81)
  • January 2013 (93)
  • December 2012 (74)
  • November 2012 (142)
  • October 2012 (143)
  • September 2012 (107)
  • August 2012 (103)
  •  
  • 1 of 11
  • ››

Get Yer Tickets

Football Display Case

NFL Watches

Follow your favorite team with localtv-satellite.com: Click Here.

Site Search

Diaries

  • New
  • Popular
  • Hot
  • Raiding the B1G-er Big Ten: Recruiting Prospects in Maryland and Rutgers Territory
    The Mathlete - 1 hour ago
  • A Cynical Take on Why Expansion May be Dead for the Forseeable Future
    maizeonblueaction - 1 day ago
  • LIGHT IT UP, AGAIN. WALLPAPER
    jonvalk - 1 day ago
  • Using Rivals' Star Ratings To Look At Big Ten Football Recruiting: 2002-2013
    LSAClassOf2000 - 2 days ago
  • UMich NFL draft history, Part III
    blueheron - 2 days ago
  •  
  • 1 of 4
  • ››
more
  • Future Non-Conference Opponent Recruiting Watch
    EGD - 800 views
  • More Milford Men Than Michigan Men: Comparing the 11-12 and 12-13 Hockey Teams
    MGoBlueline - 731 views
  • Using Rivals' Star Ratings To Look At Big Ten Football Recruiting: 2002-2013
    LSAClassOf2000 - 715 views
  • UMich NFL draft history, Part III
    blueheron - 691 views
  • LIGHT IT UP, AGAIN. WALLPAPER
    jonvalk - 493 views
  •  
  • 1 of 2
  • ››
more
  • Big Ten Recruiting Rankings 4-30-13
    Ace - 81 comments
  • Using Rivals' Star Ratings To Look At Big Ten Football Recruiting: 2002-2013
    LSAClassOf2000 - 19 comments
  • A Cynical Take on Why Expansion May be Dead for the Forseeable Future
    maizeonblueaction - 16 comments
  • LIGHT IT UP, AGAIN. WALLPAPER
    jonvalk - 12 comments
  • More Milford Men Than Michigan Men: Comparing the 11-12 and 12-13 Hockey Teams
    MGoBlueline - 9 comments
  •  
  • 1 of 2
  • ››
more

MGoBoard

  • New
  • Recent
  • Hot
  • ESPN's Luginbilli Predicts Top 5 Impact Freshmen, includes Derrick Green
    2 replies
  • Initial 2015 Top247 Released
    11 replies
  • Lewan Makes Feldman's "Freak List"
    17 replies
  • NFL: Pro-Bowl Considers A Bounty System
    31 replies
  • Putting out the MGoBatsignal for.......the Michigan Stormtrooper!
    27 replies
  • OT - Brian Urlacher retires
    35 replies
  • OT - Official MGoBaby Thread (you got 'em, we want to see 'em)
    121 replies
  • Plaxico Burress is designing a men’s "luxury hosiery line"
    57 replies
  • BTN Tourney Baseball
    12 replies
  • OT: I love High School football
    38 replies
  • OT? Graduatin' Season. Who had the Worst Commencement Speaker?
    127 replies
  • 2015 QB Josh Rosen offered
    51 replies
  • Charles Woodson signs with Raiders
    46 replies
  • (Ole Miss) Hugh Freeze seems to be claiming BCS titles now
    46 replies
  • OT: NBA Draft Lottery
    77 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››
  • Initial 2015 Top247 Released
    11 replies
  • NFL: Pro-Bowl Considers A Bounty System
    31 replies
  • ESPN's Luginbilli Predicts Top 5 Impact Freshmen, includes Derrick Green
    2 replies
  • OT - Official MGoBaby Thread (you got 'em, we want to see 'em)
    121 replies
  • Lewan Makes Feldman's "Freak List"
    17 replies
  • 5 star 2013 DT may not be enrolling at Notre Dame
    83 replies
  • Putting out the MGoBatsignal for.......the Michigan Stormtrooper!
    27 replies
  • OT? Graduatin' Season. Who had the Worst Commencement Speaker?
    127 replies
  • 2015 QB Josh Rosen offered
    51 replies
  • Plaxico Burress is designing a men’s "luxury hosiery line"
    57 replies
  • OT - Brian Urlacher retires
    35 replies
  • Charles Woodson signs with Raiders
    46 replies
  • How much do you really hate ohio?
    143 replies
  • Pizza Pizza Bowl Fires Back!
    29 replies
  • OT: NBA Draft Lottery
    77 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››
  • OT: Red Wings vs Hawks Game 3 Open Thread
    203 replies
  • OT: Red Wings vs. Blackhawks Open Thread
    201 replies
  • How much do you really hate ohio?
    143 replies
  • OT? Graduatin' Season. Who had the Worst Commencement Speaker?
    127 replies
  • UM 2014 Conf schedule football
    123 replies
  • OT - Official MGoBaby Thread (you got 'em, we want to see 'em)
    121 replies
  • Brandon on Uniformzzz
    119 replies
  • Speight and TomVH on Peppers
    116 replies
  • OT: Red Wings @ Hawks Game 2 Open Thread
    114 replies
  • Prayers for Moore, Oklahoma
    112 replies
  • Alex Bars to Notre Dame
    96 replies
  • 5 star 2013 DT may not be enrolling at Notre Dame
    83 replies
  • OT: NBA Draft Lottery
    77 replies
  • ESPN 30 for 30 on the Bad Boys
    77 replies
  • Michigan Softball vs. Cal Open Thread
    75 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››

mgo.licio.us

  • Michigan's key returnee: Glenn Robinson

    needs moar usage

    0 comments
  • Former Arkansas QB Brandon Mitchell transferring to NC State

    so much for that

    0 comments
  • The B1G List: Ranking the State Fossils of the Big Ten

    This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.

    0 comments
  • Trey Burke turns to inner circle to prepare for NBA draft

    will be michigan's highest pick in a while

    2 comments
  • B1G assistant coach salaries on the rise

    money has to go somewhere

    0 comments
  • Tim Hardaway Jr. is motivated by his critics and doubters, and supremely confident in his ability

    I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.

    0 comments
  • Big Ten football procrastinates on parity-based scheduling, and nothing ever changes

    the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection

    1 comments
  • Michigan's Glenn Robinson III, Mitch McGary ranked inside top 20 on ESPN's 2014 draft board

    but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?

    1 comments
  • Tim Hardaway Jr. turning heads, viewed as a first-rounder by some teams, analyst says

    If you're gonna go please be in the first round.

    0 comments
  • Michigan-Ohio State once, Indiana-Purdue once? The Big Ten has to protect its hoops rivalries

    another delightful side effect of a 14 team conference

    0 comments
  • Beilein on transfers: All should have to sit a year, regardless of situation

    I disagree.

    0 comments
  • Julie Hermann takes over as Rutgers AD, won't try to spend like Michigan

    GOOD PLAN

    2 comments
  • Jay Harris says no to Michigan State, decides to become a rapper

    hahahahaha

    0 comments
  • The Difference Between A Good Fan And A Bad Fan

    thoughtful piece from Jacobi on middle finger lady

    3 comments
  • Michigan's rising recruiting profile exciting John Beilein, who remains true to his scouting form

    Their high school coaches and AAU coaches have probably a better appreciation of Michigan than maybe they had before," Beilein said. "It's a tough balance right now. Tim Hardaway and Trey Burke weren't really high-profile players, nor was Darius Morris, and all were high-profile players. "We're still looking at 'who is the best fit.' "

    0 comments
  •  
  • 1 of 2
  • ››
more

Spring Practice Presser Transcript 4-5-12: Al Borges

  • View
  • Revisions
By Heiko — April 5th, 2012 at 3:56 PM — 60 comments
Filed under:
  • al borges
  • al borges evil genius
  • al borges hates bubble screens
  • al borges hates me
  • i am a bubble screen
  • press conference recaps
  • spring practice 2012
  • actual reporting

Al Borges

Gorgeous.

Opening remarks:

"I can sing, but I'm sure you don't want to hear that."

Have there been things that have surprised you since the last time you spoke to us?

“Uh, let me think about that question. No major surprises. I think things have followed suit pretty well. We’ve had a couple kids perform pretty well, maybe better than they have been. Joe Burzynski would be one. Joe’s had a nice spring. He’s done a good job. Elliott Mealer. The two of them are competing for the job, so that’s good. Those two come to mind right away. I’m sure there are others who would be subtle surprises, but those two have done a good job battling each other for that spot.”

How has Brandon Moore looked?

“Brandon Moore is playing right now better than he’s played since he’s been here. He is. He’s still got a little ways to go, but when he is technically sound, takes the right steps and comes off the ball with a little bit of an attitude, he’s a pretty good player. Brandon’s got some talent, but his consistency of play is a little erratic. In terms of understanding what we do, I don’t think there’s any issues there. He’s a smart kid. Now that he understands it, the paralysis through analysis should be gone and pretty much is. He’s as aggressive as I’ve seen him and has demonstrated a certain degree of consistency that’s shown improvement.”

What about the guys behind him?

“Ricardo Miller and Mike Kwiatkowski. Ricardo’s more kind of an H-back or what we call the U position. All of those guys still practice playing on the line of scrimmage, but Ricardo’s a pretty athletic kid. Runs better than any of our tight ends. Still has a ways to go as a blocker. And then Mike Kwiatkowski, if I had another surprise, he would probably be the next one that I mention. Mike’s always been a very good receiver. His only issue has been his ability to play on the line of scrimmage because of the bigger guys, but he’s improved that. He’s a strong kid, he has good power, but he’s done a pretty nice job. Those three are probably in the fold as much as anyone.

If you had to start today, how comfortable would you be with what you have at that position?

“Well I think we’d be fine. Yeah I think we’d be okay. We still need to improve. I’m not comfortable at any position right now game-ready wise. We will use our personnel accordingly. If we feel like that position isn’t as strong as other positions, we’ll find a way to play other positions. If that position gets up to speed and up to snuff, then we’ll let them play a little more. It’s up to them. It’s really not up to us. It’s up to them. We will totally evaluate and assess every player on the team. Playing time will be dictated by their productivity and nothing else.

Who’s stepping up at wide receiver this spring?

“The same cast of characters, you know, save Jerald Robinson, who’s really proven some toughness because he’s been a little banged up, but he’s not bad. He’s done a very nice job. I’ve been happy with Jerald. Jeremy and Roy are doing a nice job. They know what to do. That’s what’s really nice about it. Not just that position -- every position. But they know what to do. We get very few missed assignments now whereas last spring it would be a carnival of missed assignments. And it always is, it’s not their fault -- new system, that’s going to happen. But we just don’t get it anymore from those players that have played significantly. Drew Dileo, again, is consistent, smart, tough. Jeremy Jackson -- Jeremy’s been healthy, and because he’s been healthy, his game has taken another step. It’s good to have him because he gives us some range at the position that we lost in junior. I think those are the guys that have been the most prominent.”

How has the learning curve for the offensive line been like?

“They’re in the same situation, I think, as the receivers or anybody else. They’ve got a much better feel for what to do. You know what’s a significant advantage, and it’s an advantage that you gain -- and that’s playing in a bowl game. When you play in a bowl game and particularly a bowl game that’s in January, you get extra practices and that helps everybody and not least of which is the offensive linemen, particularly the kids that aren’t playing much. You don’t want to beat up the kids that are. That bowl practice was invaluable to some of those young players.”

Is that why Mealer and Burzynski have had a chance to step up this spring?

“You bet. Yes. Absolutely. Darrell had a chance to work with those kids. The issues we had during the season are preparing X amount of players -- usually around 18 guys -- the rest of the team was the scout team. Well other than individual drills, you just don’t get a lot of practical application of the offense, whereas when you get into bowl practices, you’ve got enough time now to go back and look at those kids run your offense, not running an offense off cards. Those reps running our offense for those kids are very valuable. It’s almost like having a second spring football.”

Are you feeling like the chemistry is developing well?

“Yeah, it’s starting to come. A lot of that now, you have to understand, is dictated by the center’s ability to be confident in his position. Ricky is a work in progress still, but as Ricky becomes more and more comfortable in there, it has an infectious effect on the rest of the players. They all kind of take his lead a little bit. Like I told you before, he kind of quarterbacks the offensive line. If he’s on the same page with everybody else, that chemistry tends to take.”

How has Fitz looked?

“He’s been good. Really good. Really good. We’re trying to be careful with him, because he’s kind of proven himself. Not that we’re ever -- a guy’s always going to work. We’re not going to give him an easy way out, but by the same token when we go live and such, he’s going to carry the ball so he keeps well oiled, but we’re not going to run him into the ground and get him banged up, but he’s had an outstanding spring.”

What areas specifically?

“Run the football, his blocking has improved, his receiving -- every area has improved. He’s become more complete, and that was our goal coming in. He’s still not a finished product, no, and I don’t think any of them are, but he’s a kid where as a coach, you’re always looking for a group of kids who you have complete confidence in their ability to do what you want them to do in a game. And I tell them, ‘If we don’t, we’re not going to put you in a game.’ But he’s probably reached that point.”

How much better is he at blocking?

“His biggest issue, and I’ve said it before, was his vision a year ago, but that’s gone away. I see no signs of that being around anymore. It’s just running the ball and seeing the holes and knowing where your help's coming from, but that’s really it. He had to improve his protection -- no issues with toughness, just understanding how to position yourself so you can get good leverage to throw the block. He’s done that. We’re throwing him more balls than we have. He’s a prideful kid, and football’s important to him, so those types of kids tend to get better, especially if they have a lot of skill.”

What have you seen from Thomas Rawls this spring?

“Thomas is a different kind of back. He’s more of a power back. He brings a load now, because he’s a thick, strong, solid player with good speed. He’s going to generally fall forward when he hits you, and there’s going to be some impact when he hits you. Whoever’s trying to tackle him, particuarly in the open field, is going to feel him. But he’s got some of the same issues that Fitz had last spring, but they’re starting to go away I’ve noticed, too. He’s starting to see the line of scrimmage better and make better cuts and not run into bodies. Thomas, when he came in coming out of high school, and a lot of the guys do this -- the power backs just tend to want to run straight ahead and run over guys because they can’t tackle them, and the scat backs tend to want to juke everybody and never get up the field. Well the perfect back is somewhere in between. They understand when to use their power and understand when to use their stop and go ability, and Thomas is now gotten to a point where he’s not simply trying to run over everybody every time he gets the ball.”

Do you think it helped that he watched Fitz’s development last season?

“I don’t think it hurt him any. I think those are good mental reps, I call them, where you can steal repetition from a guy who may not have done it right, and then not have to bull it yourself. Have the coach critique it. There’s nothing like doing. I’m a big believer in body learning. Body learning means physically going through the trial and error part of it so that you can fix the mistake yourself. Mental reps are great. You have to take them, but the body learning is even more important. I talk in coaching about two things really that are important for players: one is body learning, and that’s reptition and such, and functional intelligence. Functional intelligence simply is the ability to transfer what you learn in the film room or on the chalkboard or in the locker rooms and practically apply it to the game. The progression, of course, is practice first. But it’s really irrelevant what your IQ is when you take a test when in fact when it comes time to execute the responsibility you’re not able to do it. Those two things, being able to body learn it and being intelligent enough to execute it when it’s time to execute it.”

How do you like Rawls’ functional intelligence?

“Good, because he understands better. He is still going through a few growing pains with our protection, but it’s not because he doesn’t know it. He just needs to body learn it a bit more.”

What’s your philosophy on the spring game? What do you hope to get out of it?

“Same thing as everything else -- evaluation, system, that’s usually what spring’s all about. See if we can find another playmaker. See if somebody jumps to the forefront when everybody’s watching. That’s when it’s really the most critical is when the lights go on. Sometimes guys in practice are better than they are when it really counts. Freddie J has a name for it -- State Street players or Main Street players. We’re going to find out who the Main Street players are. Or at least, we hope to.”

With Devin, how much have you experimented with his role?

“A little bit here and there. A little bit. Part of spring is experimentation, but it’s not really the emphasis. What we want to do as coaches is install our offense, refine our offense. Because we’re constantly evolving and trying to professionally enrich ourselves, we take little bits and pieces that we’ve learned in the offseason and try to apply them in spring football and test them a little bit, but that’s a small percentage of what we’re doing. That’s basically testing schemes. We’re much more interested in seeing to it that these kids are developed within our system and we can evaluate their skill level so when it comes time to play we can decide who deserves to.”

Do you feel like you’ve found a role for Devin?

“Yeah, I think so. I think right now it’s quarterback. I think he’s going to be the No. 2 quarterback and we’ll see how things go. Our approach to Devin hasn’t changed much. We’re going to find a way to get him on the field because he’s got skills that go over and above your average quarterback.

Is he far and above Bellomy as the No. 2 QB?

“No. No. No one is far and above anybody right now that I can think of. Russ Bellomy’s made a -- he has people’s attention. Russ is another kid that's really athletic, can throw the ball. Good functional intelligence. He’s a kid that needed more body learning, more reps, but he’s had a pretty good spring, too. He probably doesn’t get mentioned as much as he should, but he’s a good player.”

Have you had the opportunity to identify any spots where you might have to play freshmen?

“Yeah, well first of all, the guys coming in, we have no idea who’s going to help us. Neither does anybody in the entire country regardles of what you told them in recruiting. No one does, because sometimes guys come in and simply -- they’re just not as good or they’re not ready. Either one of the two. I have no idea what going to happen with that. We recruit every kid assuming they’re going to play for us, and we’ll just go from there. But this isn’t about that. This is about trying to get a team ready in 15 days and find out do they know your system and who has got the best chance to play at that point. Now when we get into the first weekend in fall, we start all over again. You install your system, evaluate what you have, and see who’s got the best chance to play at that point. You have a new batch of players.”

Could you see yourself doing some tailback by committee this fall?

“No. I see no reason for that. Not at this point. Fitz is clearly our tailback. If he isn’t, I’m not very smart. We’re going to spell him occasionally. He’s not going to be in there every play, but our last five or six games, you saw what our appraoch wanted to be, and that’s pretty much how it’s going to stay until it isn’t productive.”

MGoQuestion: Speaking of experimentation, it looked like there may have been a couple bubble screens in the highlight videos from spring practice. Are you --

“I have no idea what you’re talking about. Next question.”

MGo =(

  • Login or register to post comments

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
April 5th, 2012 at 3:58 PM | That picture is from (Score:2)
aaamichfan
aaamichfan's picture
Joined: 10/23/2009
MGoPoints: 14217

That picture is from today? 

Awesome.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:00 PM | Yes that is from today. (Score:5 Normal)
Heiko
Heiko's picture
Joined: 08/19/2011
MGoPoints: 7832

Yes that is from today.

@Heiko25

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:09 PM | so this is presumably BEFORE (Score:5 Normal)
notetoself
notetoself's picture
Joined: 05/14/2009
MGoPoints: 468

so this is presumably BEFORE the bubble screen question, right? because i notice that his head quite intact and unexploded.

"Real n*gg*z do real things." -Braylon Edwards

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:12 PM | He is going to kick Heiko out (Score:5 Normal)
RagingBean
RagingBean's picture
Joined: 10/29/2008
MGoPoints: 955

He is going to kick Heiko out of a press conference someday.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 12:52 PM | Request for Heiko (Score:1)
MichiganAggie
MichiganAggie's picture
Joined: 11/10/2008
MGoPoints: 640

Please get video of him the next time you ask him a similar question. The quote was great, but I want you to fully capture the hatred he has for MGoBlog

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:13 PM | Love the bubble screen question. (Score:5 Normal)
hart20
hart20's picture
Joined: 05/25/2011
MGoPoints: 3707

Best part of the interview.

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 7:31 PM | 2nd best (Score:4 Normal)
acnumber1
acnumber1's picture
Joined: 10/19/2009
MGoPoints: 2653

Best part was;

 

a carnival of missed assignments

5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!

Touchdown Billy Taylor!

Touchdown Billy Taylor!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 2:54 AM | Heiko is such a smartass. (Score:2)
brandanomano
brandanomano's picture
Joined: 09/05/2009
MGoPoints: 4402

Heiko is such a smartass. That's why he belongs here.

Special Teams means special times!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 10th, 2012 at 5:17 PM | Bubble (Score:1)
Duck4President
Duck4President's picture
Joined: 09/14/2010
MGoPoints: 135

To bubble or not to bubble? Either way Heiko has balls to keep asking tis question. Maybe Borges will give him some credit, when the bubble is successfully installed

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:15 PM | The bubble screen question gets (Score:5 Normal)
Cville Blue
Joined: 11/24/2011
MGoPoints: 270

The bubble screen question gets me every time.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM | And, scene (Score:5 Normal)
Undefeated drea...
Undefeated dream season of 1992's picture
Joined: 09/17/2008
MGoPoints: 1439

I love how nobody has the cojones to follow Heiko's question. Or maybe poor Heiko was so demoralized he stopped transcribing....



Suggestion: don't use the word bubble. Call it a WR screen and see if he doesn't laser you to death.

Wanting something to be true does not make it true.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM | It does seem that way. It's (Score:1)
Cville Blue
Joined: 11/24/2011
MGoPoints: 270

It does seem that way. It's kind of like your drunk friend saying something that ends an argument. Kind of ridiculous, really awesome!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:19 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Michael Scarn
Michael Scarn's picture
Joined: 01/21/2011
MGoPoints: 1192

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 7:44 AM | I have (Score:2 Normal)
SamIam
SamIam's picture
Joined: 07/10/2011
MGoPoints: 173

no idea what you are talking about.  Next question.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:19 PM | He must be thinking "what is (Score:5 Normal)
ish
Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 7692

He must be thinking "what is it with this guy and the bubble screen?" it is hilarious.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:20 PM | Heiko (Score:5 Normal)
FreeTheFabFivePlz
FreeTheFabFivePlz's picture
Joined: 03/08/2011
MGoPoints: 1025

What was it like when gorgeous responded to your question that way?

So hot.  Milk was a bad choice.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:23 PM | Was this a typo? (Score:2)
Mr Miggle
Mr Miggle's picture
Joined: 10/07/2010
MGoPoints: 1605

Do you think it helped that he watched Fitz’s development last spring?

Substitute season for spring?

Eating is murder.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:25 PM | functional intelligence (Score:3 Normal)
Number 7
Number 7's picture
Joined: 06/09/2009
MGoPoints: 905

What is "functional intelligence," and was it funcationally intelligent to ask Borges about bubble screens?

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:25 PM | Heiko (Score:2)
TrppWlbrnID
TrppWlbrnID's picture
Joined: 10/29/2009
MGoPoints: 7889

any word on Vincent Smith at all lately?

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM | Next press conference (Score:5 Normal)
Benoit Balls
Benoit Balls's picture
Joined: 11/27/2010
MGoPoints: 859

Gorgeous Borges is going to come out wearing a Mr. Bubble t-shirt. 

 

ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules

 

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:43 PM | T-Shirts (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

Someone needs to start pumping out a Bubble Screen t-shirt.  Something like "Bubble Screens are Tremendous."  I'd buy one, and I'm extremely cheap.

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:25 PM | That really looks like Al. (Score:1 Normal)
MGlobules
Joined: 11/17/2008
MGoPoints: 5149

Get some maize and blue action going. . . change "bath" to "screen." Maybe put some glasses on Mr. Bubble?

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM |   "I can sing, but I'm sure (Score:2)
unWavering
unWavering's picture
Joined: 01/13/2011
MGoPoints: 1765

 

"I can sing, but I'm sure you don't want to hear that."

Is there any context for this?  It seems pretty funny that he would just open his press conference with that.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM | I WANT TO HEAR BORGES SING!!! (Score:2 Normal)
M-Wolverine
M-Wolverine's picture
Joined: 10/04/2009
MGoPoints: 38825

I WANT TO HEAR BORGES SING!!!

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 9:03 PM | Maybe it's because I keep (Score:2 Normal)
Picktown GoBlue
Picktown GoBlue's picture
Joined: 01/21/2011
MGoPoints: 842

misreading the "Video: Borges and Mattison" thread as "Victor Borge and Mattison"

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 5:24 AM | Is that Borges... (Score:1 Redundant)
VAWolverine
Joined: 11/06/2008
MGoPoints: 1783

or is it Uncle Fester?

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM | Regarding bubble screens (Score:1)
expatriate
expatriate's picture
Joined: 12/15/2009
MGoPoints: 919

I love that you went there, I just hope it doesn't mean he won't call on you in the future!

BA 2009 LSA

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 9:54 AM | I was wondering (Score:1 Normal)
maizenbluenc
maizenbluenc's picture
Joined: 07/21/2009
MGoPoints: 2677

if Heiko has a rappor going with Borges. Al seems like the type that likes to mess with you now and then, and the best way to earn his respect is to mess with him back. Given the history, brazenly asking him about bubble screens at the press conference is a perfect way to do that.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:27 PM | Not only ... (Score:5 Normal)
Moe Greene
Moe Greene's picture
Joined: 08/01/2008
MGoPoints: 2133

..does one not just walk into Mordor, it seems that one does not just ask Borges about bubble screens.

Or is "Don't ask Borges about bubble screens" the fourth rule of fight club?

/ nerdfest

No radio. Nothing of value.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:33 PM | Tremendous (Score:2 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

Its like I tell people at work, no one likes me because my role entails asking tough questions that no one wants to address.  But someone has to raise the issues or the ship will sink!  Keep up the great work, Heiko. 

#bubblescreen'ed

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:39 PM | So it's basically (Score:3 Insightful)
M-Wolverine
M-Wolverine's picture
Joined: 10/04/2009
MGoPoints: 38825

Your role here.  ;-)

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:36 PM | Al Borges makes Kate Upton (Score:4 Normal)
JBE
JBE's picture
Joined: 08/18/2008
MGoPoints: 8342

Al Borges makes Kate Upton look like a steaming pile of monkey shit that was shat by a sick monkey that hadn't taken a monkey shit in a long time.

He's gorgeous. 

Sent From My Commodore 64

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:24 PM | Huh. (Score:2 Funny)
MGlobules
Joined: 11/17/2008
MGoPoints: 5149

To each his own. 

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM | I love the fact that our offensive coordinator (Score:3 Funny)
Don
Don's picture
Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 19212

is Uncle Fester.


  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:37 PM | Heiko, maybe next time you could ask Al for a favor. (Score:5 Funny)
Mr Miggle
Mr Miggle's picture
Joined: 10/07/2010
MGoPoints: 1605

I don't think I'm the only one who'd pay to see him do this.

 

Eating is murder.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:41 PM | Hahaha, I want some video of (Score:2)
bdsisme
bdsisme's picture
Joined: 09/19/2010
MGoPoints: 5480

Hahaha, I want some video of the bubble screen question.  No question that's your moniker now at the press conferences, and I bet that Borges has a good laugh about it in private.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:43 PM | I'm not sure the bubble screen question really happened. (Score:2 Normal)
M-Wolverine
M-Wolverine's picture
Joined: 10/04/2009
MGoPoints: 38825

I think Heiko and Borges are just putting together a comedy act together. Their timing is priceless.

So much for all the DEVIN IS GOING TO BE A RECEIVER!!! talk.

And the expectation is for the position, and the best man will win the spot, yadda yadda yadda...but I'm rooting for Mealer to win a starting spot in his senior year and have a good season to cap off his career.  

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:13 PM | Shhhhhh... it's all a ruse.  (Score:2)
RakeFight
RakeFight's picture
Joined: 02/21/2012
MGoPoints: 1370

Shhhhhh... it's all a ruse.  Gorgeous Borges put the kibash on DG at WR because the media jumped all over it too quick.  So now they're keeping it under wraps... until kickoff of the Bama game.  And then... BOOM!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:37 PM | First play of the (Score:5 Normal)
Needs
Joined: 08/05/2008
MGoPoints: 4161

First play of the game...

 

Bubble screen to Gardner.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:39 PM | followed by (Score:5 Normal)
Moe Greene
Moe Greene's picture
Joined: 08/01/2008
MGoPoints: 2133

Borges turning the PA on and saying "DID YOU SEE THAT, HEIKO?"

No radio. Nothing of value.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 8:20 PM | Cool idea.  Like a modern (Score:3 Normal)
NoMoPincherBug
NoMoPincherBug's picture
Joined: 04/08/2011
MGoPoints: 1432

Cool idea.  Like a modern Abbott and Costello.  Instead of "Who's on First?"... its Al & Heiko doing  "How's your bubble screens?" 

 

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:49 PM | you miss spelled (Score:-1 Trolling)
Carl Winslow
Carl Winslow's picture
Joined: 11/10/2010
MGoPoints: 232

"going", after the " How has Fitz looked?" question , 4th line.

"Go home, Steve!

 

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:50 PM | and also (Score:-1 Trolling)
Carl Winslow
Carl Winslow's picture
Joined: 11/10/2010
MGoPoints: 232

I'm guessing it's carry not "arry".

"Go home, Steve!

 

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:54 PM | You misspelled "miss spelled" (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

I didn't know that "spelled" was a maiden .  I thought she was married . . .

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 5:02 PM | Damn.  Beat me to it.  Tip of (Score:1 Normal)
BlueinGR
BlueinGR's picture
Joined: 12/04/2011
MGoPoints: 139

Damn.  Beat me to it.  Tip of the cap to you, sir.

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 7:30 PM | Just the tip? (Score:3 Normal)
GunsUpTexasTech
GunsUpTexasTech's picture
Joined: 09/24/2011
MGoPoints: 81

Just the tip?

AWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY

  • Login or register to post comments
April 6th, 2012 at 10:04 PM | TWSS. (Score:1)
M-Dog
M-Dog's picture
Joined: 07/06/2008
MGoPoints: 6367

TWSS.

M'Dog

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 9:51 PM | Fucking English teachers! (Score:1)
Roachgoblue
Joined: 08/29/2011
MGoPoints: 1477

Criticizing shit they can't do correctly. Did you look at your own spelling jackass? MGoBlog isn't a fucking GMAT. It is a blog cocklicker. Chill out! Sorry if I spelled cocklicker wrong. :)

[Caved troll is caved. Sorry, Mobile app users.]

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:58 PM | so..... (Score:3 Normal)
steviebrownforh...
Joined: 02/01/2009
MGoPoints: 2548

who wants to kickstart the "Hipster Borges" meme?

  • Login or register to post comments
April 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM | HEIKO NOOOOOOOOO *grieves (Score:4 Normal)
beenplumb
beenplumb's picture
Joined: 10/15/2010
MGoPoints: 847

HEIKO NOOOOOOOOO

*grieves tragic loss of MGoCorrespondent*

@beenplumb

procsqlrunning.tumblr.com

  • Login or register to post comments
  • 1
  • 2
  • next ›
  • last »
Powered by Pressflow, an open source content management system
Theme provided by Roopletheme; sidebars adapted from Chris Murphy.