To all boosters, fans and supporters of Big Blue:
We need to start a new fundraising campaign for our beloved Wolverines. After yesterday's game it is urgent that this needs to be addressed. I would suggest that we start the Stick 'em campaign, and I nominate Fred Biletnikof to become an honorary member. We will have two indoor football facilities at the end of the year, but need stick-um. Let's start sending tubes to Rich Rod, Brandon Minor and anyone else who cannot hold on to the damn ball.
p.s. I know there was rain yesterday, but this was an issue in weeks one and two.