I did not make this headline up
Not sure if it's the site or the firewall here at work.
Didn't Jeff DeFran say Rich Rod was going to be fired in January?
Goddamnit! So that's why Parker went to Washington. When are you going to learn to stop with the F'ing liveblogs?
With all the receivers signing with Michigan or already on campus for 2010, I thought I'd put together a handy "You Might Remember Me From Such Former Players As" guide.
When mgoblog says a receiver reminds might you of the following players, this is what they really are saying:
Any guy who can catch but has no jets. Projection: emergency safety
Tall, very tall. Projection: tall and awesomey
Tall like Terrell but can't run. Projection: tight end
Runs good routes, awesome name. Projection: runs good routes, awesome name
Speedy. Projetion: deep threat who can't catch
Spindly high school QB. Projection: redshirted deep threat who can't catch
Legacy 2-star. Projection: total flier
Returns kicks, too tall for slot. Projection: awesome
Wouldn't pull this out except for a golden child. Projection: All-American
Is a receiver. Projection: Diallo Johnson
Is 5'11. Projection:
Ran track. Projection: backup
Smurfy. Projection: slot, potential ninja