Signing Day Liveblog-a-palooza

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Not sure if it's the site or the firewall here at work.

Didn't Jeff DeFran say Rich Rod was going to be fired in January?

Goddamnit! So that's why Parker went to Washington. When are you going to learn to stop with the F'ing liveblogs?

With all the receivers signing with Michigan or already on campus for 2010, I thought I'd put together a handy "You Might Remember Me From Such Former Players As" guide.

When mgoblog says a receiver reminds might you of the following players, this is what they really are saying:

"Jason Avant"
Any guy who can catch but has no jets. Projection: emergency safety

"David Terrell"
Tall, very tall. Projection: tall and awesomey

"Keston Cheathem"
Tall like Terrell but can't run. Projection: tight end

"Amani Toomer"
Runs good routes, awesome name. Projection: runs good routes, awesome name

"Mario Manningham"
Speedy. Projetion: deep threat who can't catch

"Steve Breaston"
Spindly high school QB. Projection: redshirted deep threat who can't catch

"Braylon Edwards"
Legacy 2-star. Projection: total flier

"Desmond Howard"
Returns kicks, too tall for slot. Projection: awesome

"Anthony Carter"
Wouldn't pull this out except for a golden child. Projection: All-American

"Marquise Walker"
Is a receiver. Projection: Diallo Johnson

"Markus Knight"
Is 5'11. Projection:

"Carl Tabb"
Ran track. Projection: backup

"Odoms"
Smurfy. Projection: slot, potential ninja