Stonum charged with drunken driving.
I thought that myself when I read that article that talked about a Data Scientist(tm)
"Stonum, 18, was charged Monday in an incident that occurred at 3:30
a.m. on Sept. 28, according to records in Ann Arbor's 15th District
Already punished by the team.
Skimmed through the article, missed that part. Now we have the specific reason for that suspension for Illinois.
Let's burn him.
Nah, let's stone him.
But to cast the first stone, we must find someone who never drank underage or got behind the wheel after one too many.
So that was what the one-game suspension was for.
is this just coming out now?
Gotta fill those column inches. Beats the big coverage of people stealing campaign signs they had in Sunday's paper. Newsflash: McCain signs get stolen in Ann Arbor, Obama signs get stolen in Chelsea. Teenagers suspected!
Appears the RR punishment for a DUI is one game+not starting in the next. First Grady, now Stonum.
What a joke.
I know I said that we should burn him, but I was joking. I think we should institute human sacrifice.