I shoot the lights out / Hide 'til it's bright out / Oh just another lonely night / Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
Devin Gardner is a m---f---ing monster...
9/7/2013 – Michigan 41, Notre Dame 30 – 2-0
The media trend of the last ten years is a demonstration of the power of hope. There are now three national networks covering recruiting, plus ESPN, plus a cottage industry of who-dat bloggers who get picked up by these national networks far faster than actual journalism majors get picked up by, you know, newspapers. (Michigan has no journalism major, which explains why you can't throw a rock at a sports editor without causing him to hire a Daily grad.) This site alone saw two guys snapped up and almost hired a third who was snapped up just a bit later. Meanwhile, newspapers continue to give us Drew Sharp and wonder why they're withering on the vine.
Here's all you need to know about recruiting sites: they can charge for content on the internet. Hope, man. Hope.
Because the next guy is always going to be The Guy. The Guy will rescue us from the purgatory of not being Alabama and deliver us unto glory. He may be a defensive back, or a running back, or a quarterback, or a defensive lineman. He is going to be Woodson or Adrian Peterson or Andrew Luck or Jadeveon Clowney—except Clowney's defense just got torched for 41 points and lost.
Jadeveon Clowney! Indisputably The Guy, and somehow still not. If Jadeveon Clowney can't be the guy, well… there's always the recruiting sites. It's college football. The next arrival is always just around the corner.
Devin Gardner turned in what I can confidently state is the worst play in the history of organized football—I have watched all of it from Pop Warner on up—and was still awesome Saturday night. Awesome. I do not mean this in the Spots-gave-me-extra-wings way. I mean this in the light-from-the-sky, tremble-at-the-power, bow-down-lest-we-all-perish kind of way. If I could use the words "yea" and "lo" genuinely, I would deploy them now. The numbers are amazing. The numbers do not do it justice.
Here's the thing about Notre Dame's defense: it's going to be just fine. Gardner ate plenty of defensive lineman Saturday, usually after delivering a perfectly-placed dart. Notre Dame blitzed him almost two-thirds of the time and got the one huge mistake and nothing else. Notre Dame defensive backs were, with rare exceptions, in position to make a play on anything other than a perfectly-placed ball. They could not make plays without committing pass interference, called or not, because Devin Gardner was spitting hot death all night long.
If you happen to rewatch that game you'll see did-that-just-happen surgical strikes even more impressive the second time around.
On third and goal from the 14, Drew Dileo screwed up his route. He ran next to Gallon, bringing a third defender into the area. Gardner fired a ball in between all three guys that hit Gallon in the hands instead of the chest because KeiVarae Russell was riding him like a horse. Earlier in the drive he'd tossed up that back-shoulder throw that he might have been attempting against Central Michigan when he got hit, and Gallon plucked it out of the air. Russell was there. He just couldn't do anything about it.
By the fourth quarter, Gardner and Gallon had become so proficient at the back shoulder fade that Notre Dame was actually sitting on it, which I have never seen before. There were a lot of things last night that I haven't seen before in a winged helmet, that have traditionally been the province of passing specialists like Texas Tech. They tried to man up Crab, once, and Texas Tech beat the #1 team in the country without a running game or defense. Michigan has at least one of those.
In the aftermath, Michael Crabtree looked a lot like you did at some point last night:
IS THIS REAL LIFE
Oh and Gardner led the team in rushing at 7.5 yards an attempt. He might be The Guy. Gardner hinted at this kind of thing over the last six games, and now he has delivered. You could feel it coming, maybe, but Michigan just graduated a guy who was The Guy, like Jadeveon Clowney is, and could not get over the hump, like Clowney. Even in the world where talent comes through it doesn't always end up steamrolling the opposition.
Devin Gardner just left Notre Dame a two-dimensional smudge in the rear view mirror, and now it's downhill for a while. Shovel on a little more coal, and let's watch old 98 roll.
Parkinggod has the Michigan stuff:
And Notre Dame has some things that Notre Dame did right:
Pressers are available from Maize and Blue News.
Gardner thing from Gameday:
Also a lady got hit real hard.
Brady Hoke Epic Double Point Of The Week. How does a guy who threw four touchdowns at nearly 10 YPA and ran for 90 additional yards split this award? Well, to get the award by himself he has to be a separate entity from guy who caught eight of his passes for 184 yards. This does not appear to be the case. DevinJeremy GardnerGallon, come on down.
Honorable Mention. Thomas Gordon and Jarrod Wilson (invisible all game in a good way), Drew Dileo (THROW IT TO DILEO), Brendan Gibbons (your record-holder for kicking consistency /2009 version of your head explodes), Blake Countess (drifted off his man for critical INT), Brian Kelly (thanks for not running the ball).
SPECIAL NEW RULE. Doubling points from this game because I can.
Epic Double Point Standings.
1.0: Devin Gardner (ND), Jeremy Gallon (ND)
0.5: Cam Gordon (CMU), Brennen Beyer (CMU)
Brady Hoke Epic Double Fist-Pump Of The Week. Since it featured Borges screwing with ND, an NFL dart from Gardner, a crazy spin move from Gallon, and Chesson The Destroyer reveling in the blood of the fallen, this is an easy pick:
Honorable mention: Countess's game-changing interception, Jeremy Jackson catching a long handoff for seven yards because ND is playing in the parking lot against Jeremy Jackson for some reason, Fitz Toussaint using a tackle attempt as an awesome juke to dart 20 yards when Michigan really needed something, either of Gardner's perfect back-shoulder throws to Gallon, Gardner nailing Gallon 40 yards downfield, and Gardner taking off on a zone read so open you'd think Stephen Threet was running it.
Epic Double Fist-Pumps Past.
8/31/2013: Dymonte Thomas introduces himself by blocking a punt.
9/7/2013: Jeremy Gallon spins through four Notre Dame defenders for a 61-yard touchdown.
[After THE JUMP: offense, defense, and everything in-between. Plus incredible chicken gif!]
We have a number one receiver. Jeremy Gallon, ladies and gentlemen: mostly open, still catching things if he's not open, acutely aware of everything and anything Devin Gardner may do on any particular play. That was an all-time performance from Gallon. It tied Jim Smith's 1975 Purdue game for the 6th-most receiving yards in Michigan history; that and another of the games in front of him were laughable blowouts. Those that remain:
In terms of quality of opposition and importance of performance, only Braylonfest tops what Gallon just did. Roundtree was going up against a tire fire defense and largely benefited from being wide, wide open; Streets and Alexander were playing bad teams. Only Braylon bailing Michigan out singlehandedly can compete with Gallon's array of back-shoulder adjustments and crazy spin-move touchdown.
So yeah, he's not big, but he's really tough to cover, catches everything, and has a telepathic connection with his quarterback. He played like an All-American Saturday. Michigan has a number one receiver.
*[Oh man, that game is just appalling. With Tom Brady, Tai Streets, Anthony Thomas, and a bevy of future NFL linemen Michigan averaged under two yards a rush even when you remove a –22 yard Jason Vinson attempt that must have been a fumbled punt snap and seven(!!!) sacks of Tom Brady. They had 259 yards of total offense. OSU had just put up 56 on the Gophers. OC: Mike DeBord. Viva Borges!]
Borges para Presidente. What does Al Borges have to do to get Tlon, Uqbar, Orbus Tertius, Hoover Street Rag? Is 41 points and nearly 500 yards without an effective basic running game against a defense that returned seven starters from the #2 scoring D in the country insufficient? WHAT MORE CAN HE DO, HOOVER STREET RAG?
I may take the Borges-O-Meter too seriously, but man: Borges had a game. The long Gallon touchdown was opened up by Michigan's play design. He handled Devin's running for maximum impact without exposing him to too much damage. He remained aggressive to re-extend Michigan's lead to two scores late, pulling out an uncovered wheel route to pick up a big chunk of that drive. The early reverse would have been a touchdown if Schofield and Gardner didn't go after the same player. It was pretty good, man.
I love this staff's feel for the game. Michigan plays high offense and low offense games correctly; in this one Michigan could not feel particularly confident in a four-point lead so they went and got some more.
"You're dealing with an offense that can run option as well as power, and we've got to be prepared for a little bit of everything." - Brian Kelly
Number two… uh. Outside receivers not named Jeremy Gallon had three catches, one of them a long handoff to Jeremy Jackson because for some reason Notre Dame was playing in the parking lot on Jeremy Jackson. Actual downfield throws to them: two, and for the second straight game Jehu Chesson doesn't get targeted.
The wild efficiency of Gardner to Gallon makes that less of a problem than it might be otherwise, especially with Dileo doing Dileo things underneath to reduce the need for a burly slant merchant on third and six. I'm still a little leery about how dependent on Gallon Michigan is. While it's not as easy to do something about that as internet ND complainers would have it, diversity is important to keep opponents off balance.
The good news is that Michigan now has three weeks before they play Minnesota and has some time to integrate those outside guys into the passing game a bit more. At this point Jackson is who he is; Chesson is a guy who is still pretty raw and could improve greatly. You know his blocking isn't keeping him off the field.
The real number two. Drew Dileo screwed up a route that one time; he emphatically did not screw up his route when he scored. He freed himself with a slick jab step that drew a Wes Welker comparison from Herbstreit that for once didn't annoy, because it seemed on point. Dileo also rescued the first drive of the game with a fantastic diving catch on third and six that elicted a "wow" from me in the stands. Three catches for a long of eight yards doesn't quite capture his importance.
If AJ Williams is out for a significant period of time I wonder if Michigan will go to a three-wide base package. Having Dileo out there opens up a lot of options underneath that might get some of those tight end seams open. It seems like Michigan should be a team that passes to open up the run right now.
This one wasn't called (and Gallon caught it anyway) [Upchurch]
Interferences. Michigan's last touchdown drive featured a couple of pass interference penalties that turned third down into first down and have been a source of bitching from some Irish fans. To my eyes, the first one was a call that you don't always see but was correct, as the ND DB is shoving Gallon without looking back for the ball with the pass in the air. (Meanwhile, the guy landed out of bounds and didn't catch the ball, so it wasn't an interception.) The second is obvious as Farley's grabbing Funchess the whole way. It might have been holding instead of PI, but the end result is the same.
The call in the first half was obvious, as well, and prevented a touchdown since without the tug and then hold that was Gardner threading a tiny window.
Ground: pounded. Aside from a couple nice Toussaint runs on which he made something out of nothing and Gardner zone reads and draws, Michigan got stuffed. Part of this was a major upgrade in the guys on the opposing defensive line; part was ND's linebackers heading hell-for-leather to any stretch motion. Michigan got some decent gains off that when they ran play action, but they were really lacking a counter trey to gash that tendency on the ground. I think Borges had a great game, but that stands out as a problem. Teams can nerf the stretch by overplaying it, and one of the great frustrations of the DeBord era was a total lack of counters.
Michigan showed their counter in the Central game, pulling Taylor Lewan to the backside, but Lewan couldn't execute. Getting that play up and running is likely a priority.
Overall, the lack of production on the ground seems about half rock-paper-scissors failures and half the offensive line getting overwhelmed. It's all downhill from here for those guys, at least.
Efficiency. The next bullet is about the defense's part in outdistancing Notre Dame on the scoreboard without getting similar distance in yards. Set aside the free touchdown and Michigan had 18 more points despite outgaining ND by only 50 yards. That's because Michigan turned 6 scoring opportunities (ie, drives that reached field goal range) into 34 points, with the big play from Gallon accounting for the other seven. Notre Dame had seven opportunities and came away with 23 points that would have been 19 if not for a fortunate bounce on their first touchdown.
Gardner's redzone efficiency remains off the charts: when Michigan got inside the ND 20 they got seven points 4/4 times. Look at this:
Since Devin Gardner became starting QB, Michigan is 29/29 in the red zone chance w/ 25 TDs. That's 6.44 points per trip
— jamie mac (@justcoverblog) September 8, 2013
Yes, it was hairy. It worked. A hairy night for the defense as Tommy Rees spent large chunks of the game straight dealin', but when the smoke cleared Rees had taken 51 attempts to acquire 314 yards, two touchdowns, and two interceptions. That's a pedestrian 6.2 yards an attempt.
While it felt like death as Rees and company were jetting down the field between the 20s, the strategy worked. ND drives that reached field goal territory:
ND racked up a ton of yards but was not particularly efficient at turning those into points—the offense acquired 23, a mediocre number. (Let's say the deflections offset.) Their longest completion of the night was 23 yards. The safeties did not split like a cantaloupe hit with an axe and spill out a bounty of touchdowns.
Michigan was content to sit back in their nickel package, rush four, get nowhere near Rees, and constrict as the field did. It was a gameplan based on scoring a lot of points themselves, which Michigan did, and continued doing the entire game. It is really easy to see a Carr version of this team putting the offense in the barn at some point and getting scorched; Brady Hoke is aggressive, start to end.
In the end Michigan overcame Notre Dame dominating the trenches to score a relatively easy victory. When's the last time that happened? The overall game plan was fantastic on both sides of the ball.
Earn the right to rush four: uh. Speaking of the trenches: Rees was sacked once on Notre Dame's final drive; other than that he was almost never hit unless Michigan was literally bringing more rushers than Notre Dame had blockers. A resounding splat after showing so much promise in the opener.
I was particularly down on Frank Clark but after a casual rewatch he did seem to be Michigan's most consistently bothersome defensive lineman. That wasn't saying much, unfortunately. He's yet to get particularly close to a sack in two games, and this one featured 51 passing attempts on which Rees often took a significant amount of time to throw the ball.
Secondary rotation. Avery didn't play much if at all, and Hollowell was the third corner the entire game. Stribling got in for a few plays in the third quarter in place of Raymon Taylor. I wouldn't be surprised to see Stribling surge past Hollowell by the time the November gauntlet rolls around, but if Michigan was dead set on making ND bleed down the field it's an easy call to go with the junior over the true freshman.
I don't actually have much in the way of opinions about the secondary. This is going to be a game in which I really wish I had a view of what was going on downfield.
They didn't blow any coverages, which is a major plus since Rees had time to survey, and Countess made a big-time play by coming off his guy to pick Rees at the end of the first half. The rest of it was mostly being in position to tackle on short stuff and giving Rees small downfield windows on long stuff. Rees hit a fair number of those, and tossed a fair number out of bounds. They were consistent. The spirit of Kovacs is in them.
I have even fewer opinions on the linebackers. They seemed to be missing some chucks on Niklas and were not to be found in the run game, but the line had a tough time getting any push to help them out and with six in the box the whole game it's tough to put a lot of blame on them.
Their coverage was okay. When you've got Davaris Daniels matched up on Desmond Morgan about all you can hope for is Morgan providing a relatively small window for Rees to hit; Morgan did and Rees hit it. Ross almost had a great one-handed pick and may have deflected the Niklas touchdown.
Bitching about the other team's gameplan is go. Notre Dame's inability to get anything long had a lot to do with Brian Kelly's refusal to run the danged ball despite Michigan's inability to stop those pistol power runs. At one point those gashed Michigan for gains of 12 and 7, and then Notre Dame threw from an empty set. I don't think the Irish ran play action all night. They ran once in the redzone.
I get irritated when Michigan tips its run/pass call by receiver substitution (no Gallon == run), but that doesn't even compare to having a statue like Rees by himself in the backfield. All you had to know about that strategy was what happened when Rees motioned a tailback into the backfield with him: the linebackers came five yards closer to the line of scrimmage. O RLY.
It seemed that ND was spooked by their first two drives, on which Michigan booted them off the field when they ran on third and short. The first one was Mattison calling a great blitz that put Frank Clark inside the right tackle too quick for anyone to do anything about. That's Mattison winning at rock-paper-scissors; Notre Dame seemed to accept it as fate. The sequence that led to the turnover on downs late was indicative: on third and two ND threw a wide receiver screen against two Michigan DBs within four yards of the line of scrimmage.
Maybe the last two years have convinced Brian Kelly he has absolutely no chance of rushing for a third and short conversion against Mattison? Actually, that's a defensible point of view.
Hoke versus Kelly. In two moving pictures. Kelly:
this was on the Gardner option keeper TD
Finally: a weird-ass number. Gardner in the 98 gets a thumbs up here despite my general dislike for players changing numbers midstream. I like that Michigan has gone full-bore to having the old numbers on a position-appropriate player despite their weirdness, and that outweighs the midstream change.
The oddity of a QB wearing 98 is the basis of a tradition, notable enough to occasion posts explaining WTF is going on at SBNation and questions on message boards across the country. One of my big problems with Brandon is that most of his moves have been to erode the differences between Michigan and Generic Sporting Experience; I'm a firm believer that you should be creating points of difference, not similarity. (Look at this website.) Having a QB wearing 98 is a point of difference that facilitates cult-like behavior.
So I thought it was a missed opportunity when they unretired Oosterbaan's number and gave it to a linebacker. I get that they've got 21 at receiver and I imagine #1 is on the docket sometime soon, so it made sense to spread it out a bit. I still wish other fanbases were asking "why is that receiver wearing 47?" just like they're asking why Gardner is wearing 98 right now.
The band. I cannot hear it even a little bit anymore, and I sit in row 16. Any musicality they are preserving in the stands is washed out by the amplification, which sounds really bad where I am, and when they're on the field it's a win when I can actually hear The Victors. The intricate tootlings are all for naught.
Hear it for the first time. Halftime:
I said Michigan should hire Beyonce as an assistant coach a couple years back. Close enough!
Pom-pom update! The department did a crappy job of handing them out, so there were like three people in my section who had one. Thanks, department. I salute your inability to flood the stands with vision-destroying plastic.
Okay. Point Special K.
Minus a point for playing something thematically inappropriate that I can't remember right before the fourth quarter.
Via Brian Downing:
Best: The Madden Offense lives!
At this point I imagine the Venn diagram of “People who read MGoBlog diaries” and “People who have played computer football” resembles a perfect solar eclipse, so if you only think of John Madden as a character played by Frank Caliendo, I guess just move on to the next section.
For everyone else, though, UM’s offensive playcalling reminded me of those great 16-bit and early PlayStation/XBox/N64 Madden games where they hadn’t quite figured out how to properly balance player attributes when it came to speedy QBs and so you could call a shotgun pass on basically every down with impunity (I know most people consider Michael Vick circa 2001-2004 as the apex mobile QB in video games, but picking the Eagles with Randall Cunningham or the 49ers with Steve Young led to untold fights when I was in junior high). With one of those guys in the backfield, every pass carried the real possibility of a QB run with about a 1% chance that the defense could stop you before 5-6 yards. And on the off chance that you found yourself on 3rd/4th-and-long, just call for a Hail Mary/4 Verts and you could either throw the ball into the tiniest of windows because your QB had a Howitzer or, to be extra dickish, run for the first while juking every LB about 15 times. A mobile QB was about as close to god mode as one could get on the football field.
Well, with Devin Gardner at QB and Borges overjoyed with a QB who isn’t afraid to scramble sensibly (sorry Denard), UM is trotting out the type of offense that seems largely immune to defensive adjustments. Whereas in years past a collapsing pocket was almost immediately followed by a tuck-and-run, Gardner seems more than happy to move around while his WRs work to get open. And if that doesn’t happen quickly enough, or if there are yards available on the ground, Gardner just gallops 2-3 yards a stride and can pick it up efficiently. A couple of times Gardner basically rolled out, outran with ease an ND player barreling down on him from the edge, and calmly surveyed the field looking for an open Gallon, Dileo, Funchess, basically anyone. At least once he just kept running; other times he’d throw for the first. You didn’t often see that type of play last year, or at least run so easily and successfully, and it seems like it will be a staple in UM’s offense going forward until such time as any defense (i.e. MSU and that’s about it) shows the ability to slow it down.
* Critically underutilized WR, Drew Dileo caught 3 for 18 yards, and had the other receiving TD. Kudos to Borges for calling that play on 2nd down. If ND holds us to a FG, it's still a one-score game. Instead, I imagine Borges going over his playsheet, thinking, hey, it's been awhile since we threw one to critically underutilized WR Drew Dileo. Let's do that. TD. Ballgame. I go to sleep happy.
Blog types. Regional rivalries often get Taiwanese animations.
A man of infinite taste
The consistently helpful Raoul:
Game note: Devin Gardner's 376 yds in total offense ranks 9th in Michigan history. 3 of top 10 occurred vs. Notre Dame—2010, 2011, and 2013.
— Raoul (@Raoul_000) September 8, 2013
When Hoover Street Rag isn't criminally shorting Al Borges, they are writing columns:
In the end, the lights were on, and someone was home. For a sixteenth straight occasion, Michigan's football players walked off their home field in triumph, having first made their way to the student section to share the moment with their peers. There were gimmicks to be sure, Michigan Stadium's first thank you tifo, lasers, flyovers, celebrity cameos, the most underutilized giant disco ball in the history of mankind, but they were ephemeral to what was a Michigan football experience at its core, dread, hope, more dread, still more dread, and finally relief.
Can we get a tifo that's about football? That would be a unique tradition in college football.
The biggest part of the rushing game, and the main reason Fitz got the bulk of the carries, is Michigan didn't fumble. An experienced rusher will protect the football, and that's why Fitz played basically the entire game. As the line develops, expect Fitz's output to increase.
BRENDAN GIBBONS – For those of you too young to remember, Bo did not offer scholarships to kickers in the ‘70s and early ‘80s. As a result, Michigan had walk-ons who did an ok job of splitting the uprights. So for Gibby to have now successfully kicked sixteen consecutive field goals…it’s BEYOND impressive. He just might be the best kicker to ever wear the winged helmet!
Newspapery types. Michigan-ND pulled a 5.6, which was the highest-rated game of the weekend. I bet Purdue-ND does double that.
Doing nothing to dispel a dumb notion that did a disservice to the latest game in the storied Notre Dame-Michigan rivalry Saturday night, the host school served chicken for dinner in the Michigan Stadium press box.
That's a Chicago Tribune writer who seems rather annoyed at the idea that Notre Dame cancelling the series so they can continue to play Purdue does not represent a fear of playing Michigan. Because Michigan wanted to have one of the two-year hiatuses that have been standard in the series since its resumption.
Devin Gardner was on his back in his own end zone, looking up at the lights and a sea of maize. It was the fourth quarter of Michigan vs. Notre Dame, and Gardner had made the worst mistake of his football life. Could his legacy be tainted before it even really began? The whole world was here it seemed, and now they were all looking at him on his back in the end zone and he was alone, all alone.
What was he thinking as he lay there, arms sprawled outward, looking up at the sky, at the lights? He stared at Stephon Tuitt, who cradled the football in his arms in Michigan’s end zone. What was he thinking?
The plan worked and Michigan won, but this was more bend-but-don’t-break than overpowering dominance. Notre Dame hardly ran, but when they did it was alarmingly effective. The top two Fighting Irish backs averaged 5.3 and 7.4 yards a rush. A cornerback, junior Raymon Taylor, led the team in tackles. Thomas Gordon, a safety, was second.
More concerning was the lack of big defensive plays. Sure, Countess had the two game-changing interceptions, but the first was a bad pass, and the second hit off Taylor’s leg. The Wolverines need to force the issue more.
"It was a horrible decision," Gardner said. "But everybody's going to look to me for confirmation that we're going to be all right.
"I stayed level."
Gardner's mistake could have been a nightmare, except, of course, it wasn't. The Michigan defense eventually got Gardner the ball back -- with a 14-point lead shrunk to four -- and Gardner calmly took the team back down the field for an eventual game-clinching touchdown pass in the Wolverines' 41-30 win over No. 14 Notre Dame.
Lunatics. Favorite RCMB react:
drew dileo is literally hitler squared
That guy is holding a grudge.
New Years has become my least favorite holiday. I feel like the Rose Bowl is "National Prom Day" or something and I'm some fat girl who never got to go in High School, and every year I'm reminded about how awesome it is, while I'm bitter as fuck.
ND Nation was disappointingly sane, but at least one thread brought the crazy:
Gardner out ran a slow defense.
His throwing motion/action isn't very good.
His mistake in the end zone is among the worst plays I have ever seen in the sport.
"We should be wise and knowledgeable enough football fans to give him the credit he is due".
I ain't giving him squat and please don't include me in "we".
If that was Vince Young last night they would have scored 70...
gardner's shot put arm was less than impressive, his safety saving td int toss was less than impressive, the int Jaylon dropped was less than impressive (would've been a good catch), his missing hoke calling a TO while scoring on a busted play was less than impressive, our lack of 3rd down execution made him look very impressive....
I haven't re-watched the game, but diaco/kelly and co gave gardner all the room in the world to succeed. We sucked, were a half step slow and gave up third and long all night.
If you for a minute think that this um team has the firepower that 'bama had last year you're wrong. The point total last night is a disgrace.
Our team has massive problems and it starts with Kelly's unwillingness to physically dominate and complete willingness to finesse when it's not necessary.
He's reguarly a shitty coach with a poor attention to detail.
If that was Vince Young last night, the guy says.
I shoot the lights out / Hide 'til it's bright out / Oh just another lonely night / Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
Devin Gardner is a m---f---ing monster...
Al Borges, truly gorgeous. That may have been the most masterful OC'd game from a Michigan team that I've ever seen. Perfect timing on when to bring out wrinkles (like the zone read from pistol, the wheel route, and the reverse), playing a close game correctly (i.e. not squatting on a 4-pt lead like Carr was wont to do).
Excellent job on the PBP for Saturday's game! I got to enjoy the plays and read your PBPs. Sometimes I have to ignore the conversation because you guys tend to be ahead of my feed.
Thanks! Was fun doing it, got to pretend I was Beckmann for awhile.
I'm pretty sure Fitz didn't run a wheel route but instead just ran a simple swing route that ND failed to pick up.
I think I heard Hoke call it a wheel route in an interview. Can't find it now, though.
Great writeup and agree 99.9999 on post. Only disagreement, and I'm older is why, but I know the absolutely most unbelievable, ignorant play I have ever seen on any level had to do with Philly, I believe and I think Herm Edwards?? was involved. For those my age, you all know what I'm talking about. As much as I could not believe what Devin did, I quickly collected my thoughts and said, hell when you think about it, he's even with Rees now. Rees threw one that gave us 7 and Devin just did the same thing. All he has to do is look at it like Tiger or Phil after a bad shot and make up for it on the next hole. And it the end-most importanly, and like the song says-it doesn't really matter.
Yes, Herm Edwards forced a fumble and then ran it back for a TD when all the Giants had to do was run down the closk and the game was over. That has been followed up in 2011 when the Eagles came from 24-7 down in the fourth quarter at the Meadowlands to catch up and then win on a time expiring punt return by DeSean Jackson.
Devin Gardner turned in what I can confidently state is the worst play in the history of organized football
There's always this...
there had to be some point shaving going on.
That is definitely worse.
I think we may just have to say Gardner's play was just the worst play in MICHIGAN football history.
That ish was HILARIOUS!
Just when you thought, this can't possibly get worse - it does!
But our Borges-o-Meter official probably wanted a game where Devin Gardner literally threw for six touchdowns then ascended into the heavens on a maize and blue cloud paid for by Stephen M. Ross to earn a 10. You need to have somewhere to go, I suppose.
This performance against Ohio or in the Rose Bowl would earn a 10 on the Borges-O-Meter. It only goes up to 9 for regional rivals.
That is an awesome avatar.
Now with 100% more Borges love.
On the Michigan State recruiting analyst who recommended hurting Gardner if he went out for a block in future games?
We shouldn't dignify that fool with a response.
He is trash, nothing more to say.
I think some coaches believe that driving the player means being a prick. However, I do not remember one time in public that Bo personally embarrased one of his players. His goal was always to improve and build up his players. He made them men of resolve, I do see how berating a QB who has given his all to win at the end of the game helping with resolve. At that point you just need to pick the guy up emotionally and prepare for the next game.
Bo would have his tantrums on the sideline, but they would always be directed toward the refs, not his players, IIRC.
Praise in public, punish in private.
Let's not have revisionist history folks. Bo was a terror on the sidelines. He would grab players by their facemasks and SCREAM in their faces, in front of God and country.
I worked with a guy who played for Bo when he was at Miami (NTM). he said Bo was the meanest guy he ever met in his life. Effective, but mean.
His red-faced spittle-spraying f-bombing act Saturday night came about because of a unnecessary timeout call, in the first half. What would he have done in Hoke's place on DG 's avoid-the-safety-oops,opposing-TD miscue?
Calling Kelly a sphincter is insulting ... to sphincters.
The amazing thing is this is the kinder, gentler Brian Kelly. He's way more calm on the sideline in the last two seasons than he was his first year at ND and prior to that at Cincy. Although, the juxtaposition of Kelly getting steamed at his players when they mess up and Hoke shrugging off a timeout that doesn't get called resulting in a TD isn't really a fair comparison. I'm sure there are better examples of Hoke keeping his cool in the face of player mistakes.
A better example of Hoke dealing with player mistakes? Nah. Nope. I can't think of one. Here's a funny gif though.
That Tribune columnist grew up an ND fan and is a pathetic, talentless homer. There's no way around it -- ND is bailing on this rivalry so it can play teams it has a better chance of beating. I'm glad to be done with them, but Hoke is 100 percent correct.
The fact that newspaper reporters are so concerned with what they're getting to eat at games (and apparently researching previous games) is one of many, many things wrong with them.
The column Brian references was bad (Haugh took Hoke to task for the "chicken" comment and tries to defend the ND decision), but the meal thing was merely illustration.
More important, Haugh nailed Kelly and the ND administration over Declan Sullivan and Lizzie Seeberg. He was by far the most vocal critic I read. So while off-base in his analysis of the series cancellation, at least he got it right in the cases that are really important.
Nice segment contrasting the two D's. That, to me, was the tale of the game. ND came in aggressive as hell and had high variance results, stuffing plays before they got a chance, but also getting burned for long plays and TDs. Michigan was in bend but don't break mode all game, surrendering yards but keeping ND out of the endzone except for a fluky deflection and a physically outmatched safety that was in position but just got run over.
Regarding pass rush, I'm not too concerned. In a lot of ways, ND game planned us out of production from the front 4 because of the short throws. We ran a lot of stunts and spin moves that just took too long to develop and the ball was gone by the time anyone found a lane. Credit ND's OL too, they looked very in sync, passing off defenders in well choreographed fashion.
ND looked pretty much exactly like they did on D in 2011. This time we made fewer mistakes and Borges seemed to figure them out quicker, but the blueprint was basically the same (super aggressive linebackers getting burned for big chunks whenever the QB made a play). They won't have to face anyone as magical as Devin the rest of the year, but it will be interesting to see how good they actually are minus Te'o and the two NFL draft picks at safety. The d-line is fantastic, but I'm not sure the rest of the defense is all that great, and that makes Diaco's style a recipe for trouble against competent offenses.
go against Sparty. Usually I have many sleepless nights leading up to that game on who to root for, but I have already decided to root for ND. MSU's D will keep it around 21-10, but the only way MSU scores is on a Rees pick-6
What a great night to be a Michigan Wolverine; those of us who were lucky enough to have been there were treated to a wonderful evening.
Other than sharing the same "I can't hear the MMB" as Brian stated, Brandon outdid himself with the entertainment portion of the program. Forget flyovers, we now have air shows, and the halftime show was a blast.
Kudos to whomever came up with the Chicken Dance music post game.
As for the O-line issues and the D, we have almost as long until our next significant game as we had in summer camp to get things improved before the B1G season begins. With the youth movement we have, things should be a heck of a lot better in November.
This is the second week in a row the band was hard to hear while the show was going on. I was on the opposite side as Brian, and even last week "Skyfall" was almost impossible to hear. And it's a shame because they've come up with two GREAT shows.
I don't know how there weren't enough pom poms...there were boxes on the other side. Now light up wristbands they had way too few of. They were all out on the whole SW side an hour before the game. Though I hear some people took more than one, and giving them to all the volunteers working under the stadium at concessions didn't make a lot of sense for it to look good on tv inside the bowl. I mean, I'm all for being nice to volunteers; but maybe make sure you have enough for the people who paid thousands to get in first. So it'll look extra awesome on tv.
(Not that I have too big a complaint. The student from ND two seats down really didn't want something with a blinking block M by the end of the 4th quarter.)
And the Chicken Dance made me far more happy than it should have.
Funny, I sit in the southwest corner in row 87 and I can hear them just fine.
Acoustics are a strange science, especially outdoors covering large distances.
I must admit that I was wrong about ND's offense; they were much more impressive than I thought they would be. Rees will probably be the best passing QB we face all year, and the trio of Daniels, Jones and Niklas will probably be the toughest (NW and Neb very close) passing threesome we face all year.
I thought Frank Clark actually fared pretty well, all things considered. He was the only one that came close to getting pressure on a consistent basis (Beyer has a few nice plays), and he often times was facing a double team. Big dropoff from him to Mario O., in my opinion.
Lastly, our DT's were very unimpressive in this game. ND's interior line absulutely dominated the line of scrimmage. Great game and great win. 9-0 going to NW is very possible, if not probable.
If you were impressed by Rees I don't think you were watching the same quarterback as I was. He did some good things obviously, but that's more about the Notre Dame coaching staff realizing his limitations and putting him in a position to succeed. He has very little arm strength and loses his accuracy on anything past 15 yards. There were several times a guy was wide open and he couldn't put the ball in the right spot. He wouldn't have a hope of hitting even a fraction of the throws that Devin was making. In my opinion, he's a decent QB but one that you'll always have to put in a position to succeed, he's never going to win a game by himself. You correctly pointed out the receivers though. I think Jones and Daniels are very, very talented and Niklas will only get better. They're the talent that carries that offense right now.
Rees played better than I expected is what I was saying. There were several times he read a UM blitz and correctly audibled to a different play. He made the one mistake on the Countess INT in the first half, but really played well outside of that. I stand by my comment that he might be the best passing QB we see all year.
I thought he played well, particularly between the 20s, but even besides that. His receivers let him down a bit, with passes going between their hands or bouncing off their fingers. He audibled well and put passes in very tight places and on time more often than not. If some of his flat receivers would have brought in the 5 or so passes they dropped or let go through their hands his numbers would have looked a bit better.
Completely disagree. He'll never be a guy that makes you go "wow" but as a game manager in the AJ McCarron mold, he was lights out for most of the night. He made all the right checks, saw and exploited the weaknesses in the defense, and hit the throws he needed to with regularity. His bad INT was one of the few times we flushed him, which IMO we needed to do more of. The other one was a bad bounce. He had the one other throw that couldn've been picked by Ross, but other than that he was impressive.
did not matter in the near term but hits like these must register with opponents. Hit at 7:57 mark.
The Hoke v. Kelly comparison via GIF was being produced in all our minds' eyes even as we watched the shrug, but is still tremendous. Everitt trolling Ohio at the ND game is delicious. Best, however, is that chicken GIF - that is all.
The chicken GIF is amazing.
If only it had a Charlie Weis turkey.
One other tidbit about Brian Kelly. After reading ND message boards, I am convinced and surprised but their fanbase seems to despise him. I was surprised at this because he just came off an undefeated regular season and had ND in their first BCS NC game.
This is his fourth year at ND. Every single Notre Dame coach since 1964 has either won a National Championship in his third year or been fired by the end of his fifth year. If Kelly doesn't keep ND in the top 5-10 over the next two years, I wouldn't be surprised if his antics wore a little thin with a fanbase that feels pretty strongly about maintaining a pretentious image.
ND fans are even more delusional than usual after last year's improbable run, their expectations are through the roof. Couple that with Kelly being a genuinely unlikeable person and I don't see him lasting there long. He really should have gone to the NFL last year because I don't see his stock rising any higher.
Not only was he wearing MGoApparel, but he was also taunting ND fans in the corner of the endzone (section 15 area) at the end of the game.
Also, the band audio is decent in Section 15 (both mic'd and from the field).
"In the end Michigan overcame Notre Dame dominating the trenches to score a relatively easy victory. When's the last time that happened? The overall game plan was fantastic on both sides of the ball."
This naturally brings me back to the last to Michigan-USC Rose Bowls, when USC was able to control the line of scrimmage despite Michigan's healthy helping of NFL talent. The contrast in how Michigan adapted to that challenge is startling. One of my major worries when Hoke and Borges came in is that, in recruiting a massive OL, they would depend upon that massive OL to dominate like Carr did and be unable to adapt.
That fear is obviously misplaced.
Somewhere in the mists of the preseason prediction threads, I said that Michigan could be anywhere between middling, if Devin was inconsistent and only okay, and great, if Devin was Vince Young. My logic was that a great performance this season from Devin could/would hide a lot of weaknesses elsewhere in the team, particularly if the OL struggled.
Saturday was everything we could have hoped for. Devin is a difference-maker. Brian obviously buys in; I do too.
It's likely that Michigan will spit the bit somewhere this season, because that's what happens in college football. Perhaps Devin tosses two crucial picks at MSU, or we revisit the 2000 game in Evanston. But if Devin can continue to play this way, Pasadena is very much within reach. Like, either date.