Sexy Boytaurs Waiting For You Inside!
we give it to you for bringing up that name when it was completely un-needed.
EDIT: This is MUCH better than what you originally posted, Brodie.
however,at his point,he is pointless.
This is exactly why Brian is about to implement a rating system. Crap like this is going to have you at the bottom faster than a… ah hell, I’ll let you finish that statement…everyone knows you are dying too!
I forgot this was a Michigan board for a second... I promise never to joke again. :(
Everyone appreciates a good joke or clever comment. Yours, unfortunately, was neither, imo.
It's not a good joke at all.
cold. the internet was built for pointless stuff. i approve of pointless justin boren pictures
I don't disagree with your post, but is there any relevance to this comment?
It's a joke... just a joke. To make people laugh... is it less relevant then "Hey fuck Jay Bilas for something he said a year ago"?
I didn't know if he had said something recently that I had missed and that's why it was being discussed. I think we're over it though, right?
That's the joke, it's random. I didn't follow the Boren saga with too much interest, but I guess it was a much bigger deal to most people than I imagined.
just so you know Brodie, since I know you said you didn't pay much attention to the Boren thing, it's a hot button issue with Michigan fans. It's easy to anger Michigan fans with Justin Boren talk.
I guess I thought that 9 months later people would be able to laugh at him instead of becoming angry at the mention of a mediocre lineman who quit because he was a spoiled little girl.
I don't think he's the biggest homo (Liberace is probably the biggest homo, according Guiness Book of World Records based on sphincter diameter) but he is a pretty big homo. I think this is why he is going to Ohio State - for a chance to be the starting center. Or to become Mr. Plow.
"What's that name - it's Mr. Plow, that name again - it's Mr. Plow"
Hulkster here. Just thought I would do my part as a Real American to point out that the premise that this joke was built upon - that the term "gay" is somehow negative or funny when applied to a football player - just can not continue to go unchecked if we wish to become an enlightened, progressive society.
Fight for what's right,
Now that is funny.
I'm honestly 50/50 as to whether or not this is a joke. The fact there UM has a lot of hippie-liberals who would say something like that leads me to think he's begin serious. The Hulk picture votes for a joke. I'm still on the fence.
Whether or not it was intentional, I laughed.
If it was serious, that's even funnier.
I'd like to hear what Rowdy Roddy Piper has to say on the subject. You know. To get input from both sides on the issue.
"get input from both sides"
Thats what she said.
Playing the role of Santa Claus at a mall outside of Columbus. Free donuts on all 15 minute breaks.
Brodie meant to have a holiday tie in with his message but clicked on save prematurely.
You can rip a post on JB for me any time...and his father too (Benedict Boren).
A joke is an amusing story with a punchline. This is a joke:
"Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks him, 'Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies, 'No, but I know where I am!'"
"Justen Boren: big homo or biggest homo?"
is pointless and homophobic, but it is not a joke. If you're looking for a sophomoric giggle session, I recommend the WLA. Brian's posts have made this site popular because it's clear he puts some thought into them. Let's respect what makes MGoBlog great, and try to do the same.
(note: I am in no way attempting to imply that WLA posters do not put thought into their posts; I merely suggest that one reads the comment posts on that site looking for a different kind of entertainment than is provided here.)
I'm going to just go ahead and call bullshit on this post. Do you read half the shit that people post here?
how often do you see people get called out for it on this site? TomVH even posted a note a week or so ago saying one of his favorite things about this board is that we call each other out and hold each other accountable for what we say.
I saw a guy go on a whole paragraph rant about how gay it was when Les Miles took Will Campbell to look at the LSU campus and at my last look, nobody called it homophobic.
i just ran across that post. the first response to that was:
Your maturity is remarkable."
If we didn't do so, it would soon be called; "Dandy Don's Recruiting Blog"
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.
Seems to me that if Brodie meant for the comment to provoke laughter, then it's a "joke" ... but semantics aside I'm sort of surprised at the hostility for this post. Maybe you don't think it's funny, but Brodie's intent wasn't ill-spirited (IMO). I guess the only gripe is the use of the word "homo". Idk, I guess I hear and read way more offensive things on a daily basis to take much offense to this.
You're under the impression that the obsession with Unicorns is joke.
We are deadly serious.
Make no mistake, there is VERY little brain activity behind the nonsense found on WLA.
Brodie could have presented his post more professionally...but are you people ready for all of the attention Boren is going to get next November during the week of the OSU-M game? ESPN and every other God-forsaken 24 hour sports network is going to follow his every move before, during and after the game. There will be the interview with his mother and father along with his younger brother who RR did not want to recruit. The entire "family values" thing will be brought up again and pushed down our throat like that last piece of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving night. He is the only player to EVER transfer from M to OSU or vice-versa so he is special alright. He could have left quietly and stated he had other goals but he did not do so. What he did was dishonorable so excuse Brodie for calling him a homo; this is not correct. He is a flaming skidoosh.
Not the first. WW2
Yes, this is more my view on the issue as well. As far as I'm concerned JB is just another o-lineman on OSU that I couldn't give 2 shits about.
There's the punch line!
do you mean largest as in fattest, or biggest as in quantity of partners?
Now that is funny.
Fattest, we all know J-Bore couldn't even land a date with Brady Quinn.
That's a joke!
But it might be mean, because I think Brady Quinn is actually gay.
He does eat cock like it's pizza apparently.
And Brady Quinn is obviously gay as his Metrx commercials have all but confirmed. He probably pounds a few protein shakes after doing the deed - from his partners anus.
... try some.
The level of hate rained upon Brodie fails to match the stupidity of his joke.
it was funnier than hell. Good job Brodie. But remember, we're on the interwebs, people can get offended very easily from some obscure poster, especially when they are gay themselves.
If it's not funny to talk about gay people, I demand a moratorium on Charlie Weis discussions.
i just want to be the 40th response
brodie, isn't your new show going to air on MTV soon?
Yes, but it's going on hiatus so I can get back to The Hills in time for LC to seriously consider getting back together with me. Then I have a 4 week stint on Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Kim and I redo Cruel Intentions. I die in the end, but it's totally tasteful.
Um, I'd just like to say that pimping Zima is serious business- hoe the hell else do you think I could afford this tricked out 1982 Chevette?
I can't believe the amount of responses you got.
Huh? Who? Where am I?
10 Other things there's nothing sophomoric about:
1. John Cooper's Hello Kitty bedroom set.
2. Barwis Porn
3. Zima (but only without a Jolly rancher)
4. The socio-economic status of Zimbabwe
5. Dick jokes
6. Boytaur.net (Not sophomoric, just plain wrong)
7. Tressel's love of wine coolers
8. Herbie's clone love
9. The Whistle Stop Skull Cracking Tour
10. The very idea of a communist themed Michigan football blog.
Why on earth would you people think we're joking?
I see a post entitled "Sexy Boytaurs Waiting For You Inside!" and click expecting to see something related to Boren. And what do I get? NOTHING! Thanks a lot, Brodie.
[EDIT - okay, my comment makes no sense, now that I can see the picture of Boren. Damn work net nanny.]
And to think I used to be a fan there Glen Mason's Hot Wife. People who discount us as a bunch of idiots crack me up.
Jesus H. Oil Anointment, there's an option at the end of this litany of analysis for a whole 'nother page. I mean, you can read 50 posts responding to a joke that takes about 1/2 a second to get -- with a "hippie liberal" thrown in on the way -- and then there's an option to go to another page.
This is like an option to renew at the end of a Deivi (or Neifi -- it works both ways) Cruz contract. I choose no.
Thank you Brodie, for the laugh. That 1/2 a second was awesome.
P.S. Anyone know the best way to write "a-whole-nother," i.e. "another" with "whole" thrown in the middle of it? I know I'm playing in vernacular world here but I can't get anything to look right. A whole 'nother. A whole nother. A-hole mother f....
Well the original joke was much less funny as the title was "Justin Boren" and the text was "Big homo or bigger homo?" The current joke came to me in a dream.
Either "a whole nother" or "a whole 'nother" works. Of course, it's a slang phrase either way.
lets see how many hits we can gets this up to. everyone post a comment every half hour.
what's the record?
for most hits on a thread?