Senior Day Haiku Comment Count

Brian

Tomorrow being senior day, MGoBlog presents haiku in commemoration of those graduating. You might want to get a box of kleenex for this. Make it two.



#3, P Ross Ryan

Once I thought you were

Kevin Grady but no more

As you hit harder



#4, CB Darnell Hood

Somebody dug up

Your modeling pictures

In brief: sex miner



#6, LB Prescott Burgess

We're all glad Clarett

Stole your girlfriend, no offense

Because you now kick ass



#9, S Anton Campbell

Hey: kickoff coverage

Is the noble art of speed

Applied to face masks



#15, WR Steve Breaston

A wind through the trees

Line-drive punt tumbling earthward

Who would need a seat?



(Addendum: BLOCK THE DAMN GUNNERS.)



#17, WR Carl Tabb

'03: Avant out,

Tabb in, converting third downs.

And you're still fast.



#19, S Willis Barringer

What's wrong with your hand?

I mean, I'm seriously:

It's always broken.



#24, RB Jerome Jackson

Many lives pass without

Plunging in overtime endzone

Claiming victory.



#26, RB Alijah Bradley

You're really, really

really, really, really, real-

-ly, really quite short.



#29, CB Leon Hall

Too bad re: Woodson

Otherwise "Best corner since?"

Would be a debate.



#35, TE Brian Thompson

Reach down, snatch the ball

Hidden cog in Braylonfest

So, yeah, thanks for that



#38, ST BJ Opong-Owusu

Hey, did you know this?

BJ Opong-Owusu

An entire line



#38, K Garrett Rivas

Well, compared to

The Brabbs/Neinberg/Finley year

You're more than all right



#40, FB Obi Oluigbo

When you're coming through

Linebackers should know better

And run far away



#45, LB David Harris

On one of these days

You are going to kill someone

I'm okay with that



#50, DE Jeremy Van Alstyne

You've got Barringer's

Hands in your knees, so it's hard

to play much football



#54, C Mark Bihl

I can't think about you

Without seeing a bloody

newborn cow. So... yeah.



#56, DE Lamarr Woodley

If you were to sack

A QB with eye lasers

Only mild surprise here



#61, LS Turner Booth

You're the long snapper

I've never thought about you

Therefore: good job, Booth



#72, OT Rueben Riley

Guard? Tackle? Neither?

Say both, focus on Riley

Does what Lloyd Carr needs



#76, OT Mike Kolodziej

Sorry about the

Whatever it was. So weird.

Enjoy life despite



#89, TE Tyler Ecker

Leaping grabs, missed blocks

You can't have everything

Heal that ankle soon



#91, DE Rondell Biggs

Biggs: the anti-Watson

Arrives: nothing; leaves: starter

By sheer force of will



Have any of your own? Fire away.