D) Can't do anything without
G) Doesn't play defense
G) Doesn't play defense
i only respect other superfans
G)
G) Was born without pigmentation in his skin.
H) Can't create plays
I) Doesn't fumble enough, which doesn't allow us to think how good he might be if he just hung onto the ball - like Minor or Shaw.
I said - not good enough.
G) He's white...seriously,
G) He's white...seriously, who had heard of a white running back? What is this, 1935?
damn...slow...
don't forget
Rob Lytle '73-'76
J) Thinks he's a hurdler.
J) Thinks he's a hurdler.
k) he's not Mike Hart
L) He can't make Dorrestein play like Long
M) he can't fast forward time for all of his teamates to get more experience
N) Would probably fumble if
N) Would probably fumble if given the chance to return kicks
O) Sold sub-prime mortgages.
O) Sold sub-prime mortgages.
O) name does not lend itself
O) name does not lend itself to an obvious nickname - brandon "major" minor, "michigan" mike hart, "touchdown"tim biakabutuka, and on and on
P) Singlehandedly made the
P) Singlehandedly made the term "YouTube Sensation" the most overused sports euphemism of 2008
Q) is not funny in press
Q) is not funny in press conferences like one Michael Hart (BBHN)
No question, Jim.
His middle name is Hussein.
His middle name is Hussein.
R) does not hurdle someone
R) does not hurdle someone every third play as we were promised in youtube videos
S) does not juke and fake out 4 unblocked defenders and run for TD's every time he gets the ball - we would win a lot more if he would just do this
T) Was the actual cause of
T) Was the actual cause of 9/11 and global warming, not John Navarre
wasn't he a trained gymnast as a child?
I'm not sure how i feel about that.
U) A disappointment to all things "Sam"
He's not a super-patriot, he can't brew Boston lagers, he's clearly not a bad mother fucker...I'd take one-eyed crooning at this point, but so far he's got dual threat vision. Maybe he'll replace David Lee in Van Halen...at the least we know he can Jump.
E to the S Go Blue, Class of '04
V) makes people so aggravated
V) makes people so aggravated that they do not follow the established alphabetical listing style of gripes about him (looking at you Placentasaurus)
whoa
come on now, look further up, it had already been broken.
He doesn't get a lot of
He doesn't get a lot of quality ball touches.
No question, Jim.
Except he does.
Except he does.
Sure, lot's of touches, not
Sure, lot's of touches, not always of top quality.
No question, Jim.
Z) McGuffie lacks top end
Z) McGuffie lacks top end quality ball touching.
i forgave chitown since he
i forgave chitown since he started the thread. you on the other hand, good sir, are a message board anarchist, and have started a troubling trend that has already thrown this very important thread into disarray. i hope you're happy
If this is directed at me, I
If this is directed at me, I had the first reply, and I joke with Chrisgocomment about "quality ball touches" all the time. Also, anarchist is the wrong word because what i'm pushing is thought, structure, the Scientific Method, etc.
Shock - I think he's talking
Shock - I think he's talking about Placenta (arrr gross name man please) ending the lettering of the McGuffie complaints. After he didn't include a letter everything went to hell.
No question, Jim.
He doesn't recover enough of Minor's fumbles
and being on the sidelines is no excuse.
He'd rather...
penetrate the secondary than the Playmates of the Big Ten (11), and sadly can do neither.
E to the S Go Blue, Class of '04
favorite album
is live at the acropolis by yanni
@ shockfx
no, my comment
@ shockfx
no, my comment was directed @ Placentasaurus. he obviously lacks the theology and geometry in his life that is necessary to navigate these boards.
but enough of the fingerpointing amongst ourselves, isn't this supposed to be about how samuel h(ussein) mcguffie is singlehandedly destroying our beloved michigan football?
double a?
aa) is from houston but does not have "platinum frontz." we were promised screwed and chopped to the extreme.
bb) he wears a size 14.5 shoe, and half sizes are just too hard to find after size 12
cc) he smells of pirate hooker
dd) he's a Mc, which means he's irish, which means he is a domer.
AA) He doesn't return my calls.
BB) He took out a restraining order
CC) He is not large enough to make an adequate skin/flesh suit for me when I stand in front of the mirror dancing to 'The Victors'
Alright now, Jesus H this
Alright now, Jesus H this might have gone too far.
No question, Jim.
Sorry.
I was supposed to work that last one out in group.
Excellent. Mooseman FTW. eom
It is hard to see holes in
It is hard to see holes in the D through squinty eyes.
Warning: Potentially Offensive
While that explains the lack of korean running backs, I fail to see how that applies to McGuffie.
We really need spoiler tags so I could put a "Potentially Offensive if you don't have a sense of humor" tag on this.
If someone made it past the
If someone made it past the McGuffie skinsuit post, I think you're in the clear.
Does not...
put the fucking lotion in the basket!
Obvious affinity for the Broadway musical "Cats"...
...as evidenced by his tattoo.
Give me piss troughs or give me death.
Don't know what letter we're
Don't know what letter we're up to) Listens to Asia
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
DD)?
DD) Does not answer questions asked of him, and claims, without basis, that he possesses energy expertise.
EE)
EE) Blew up Antonio Bass' knee.
FF) Indirectly caused 1000 message boarders to create threads entitled, "What if Bass was healthy? Can you imagine how he'd be in Rod's offense!!11111!!!1!!1!!!"
GG) Lacks a tattoo of Matt
GG) Lacks a tattoo of Matt Damon (galloping across a rainbow) on a unicorn on his left ass cheek. Unlike myself, who is obviously awesome.
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
GG) Is not the secret
GG) Is not the secret quarterback talent hiding in the depth chart that we are looking for
HH) Failed to recruit
HH) Failed to recruit safeties and offensive linemen.
II) Did not lateral to Steve
II) Did not lateral to Steve Breaston.
Ann Arbor: now the permanent home of the Little Brown Jug
67-22-3 all-time
hahaha
that is the best one.
Brady...Hoooooooke!
II) Is a wuss who slacked
II) Is a wuss who slacked off during offseason conditioning and did not gain 50 lbs of muscle like everyone else on the team.
JJ) Not a prototypical Michigan back (may actually have some succuess in the NFL)
KK)Picked UM over USC while all the good players who we actually want pick USC over UM
LL) Causes me to go deaf when all the fans around me at games are yelling for RichRod to put Minor in.
II) refuses to fumble as
D) Can't do anything without blockers.
E) Gets arm tackled and falls at the slightest touch.
F) Does not run through, around, or past defenders like Brandon Minor.