Take a look at the article, you should read the comments also, pretty funny. Thoughts? First time doing this so sorry if I messed this up!
messed up already. There it is though
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."