If anybody who is a subscriber to Rivals.com and can access the highlights that the other non subscribers cant put it on youtube or something that would be sick.
I did not make this headline up
C'mon, get a subscription, or just go to the spring game!
(cue "tough economy," "can't afford - I live in my parents' basement," "shut up you fool I love Michigan no homo," "I need to see how Big Big Will really is," "Is Tate really that skinny?" "Vincent is fast, but just in straight lines" talk)
That is illegal? (I'm Ron Burgendy?)
I'd love to do something illegal for someone who never posts on here.
This is probably the most ridiculous request I've seen on these pages.
you're not missing anything.
Its not like no one has done it before so JG2112 and Magnus needs to settle down and stop waking it off to this blog and yes, its happened about three different times before I just wanted to see more of Thursdays practice and Yeah I'm going to the Spring Game
Have we met?
No, no one has ever made a thread exclusively to ask someone to post premium Rivals video. Most people have the common sense to figure that out.
ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT
You forgot "Motherf***er." Don't EVER misquote Jules Winnfield.
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
Stop using the internet.
I can't help myself.
1. "Its" should be "It's".
2. "needs" should be "need" so as to agree with a plural subject ("JG2112 and Magnus).
3. "waking" should be "wanking" I think.
4. "its" should be "it's".
5. "before" needs a period after it.
6. "Thursdays" should be "Thursday's".
7. "Yeah" shouldn't be capitalized.
8. "Game" needs a period after it.
8 errors / 51 words = 15.7% error rate. Impressive. I wouldnt of thought thats possible.
waking could also be "whacking", which he may have thought was spelled "wacking".
You thunk wrong.
I can't help myself.
1. "wouldnt" should be "wouldn't"
2. "thats" should be "that's"
3. "I wouldnt of thought thats possible." should be "I wouldn't have thought that was possible."
Maybe you should learn to puncuate also asshole.
a) His last sentence was sarcasm.
b) There should have been a comma between "also" and "asshole."
you know in keeping with the proper punctuation and grammar I have to show this to you. I laughed when this was shown to me.
C M SNAKES
M R NOT
O S M R 2 C D E D B D Is
L I B M R SNAKES
translated out of redneck and into English,
See them snakes
Them are not
Oh yes them are too, see the iddybiddy eyes
Well I,ll be them are snakes.
I know that the translation is still not in proper grammar but I think you can see where this is going.
I heard these things when I was about 5 years old, and they're probably older than that.
M R MICE
M R NOT
O S M R C M E D B D EYES
L I B M R MICE
W E L C O
M E T O T
H E N E X
T L E V E L
Oh shit, you're serious, aren't you?
you're double counting some of my puncuating errors.
I would of.
My post was a complete joke and positive. Relax JZ. No ill will towards you.
EDIT: I'm off to see I Love You, Man this evening. If anyone hasn't figured it out, my "2112" tag is a Rush reference, and there are Rush references all over that movie. I am Je'Ron'd (Stoked) to see the flick.
With the exception of Neil Pert, Rush sucks.
A (heavily) acquired taste. Part of the appeal is that there is such a strong pro-con about the band.
I'm not a Rush fan, but all 3 of those guys are awesome musicians. Geddy Lee, while having IMO a truly annoying voice, is a great bass player. For my taste, the ponderous Rand inspired lyrics and songs don;t work, but that doesn't equal "sucks"
I'm not knocking their musicianship.
I'm knocking the music they write/play.
from MGoBlue.com without the interviews and lasting about 5 mins (total).
in fact one of the premium practice clips did make it to YouTube the other day and was linked in a thread. I don't know if it got declassified or what. but all the other clips are pretty much like that one. except the latest one was a bit more goofy.
Do you any of you guys work at Best Buy? If so, can you steal a plasma and give it to me?
I have a friend who works at a blood bank, will that do?
If they have fairly new plasma TV's at said blood bank, then yes. Otherwise, I've got lots of blood, thanks. Unless they have vampire blood. That's good shit.
Just wondering what the standards are. While this guy's request is dumb and I wouldn't do it, there seems to be a real moralistic consensus around here that sounds similar to the record/movie company position that each watching or listening of unauthorized content is stealing and a crime, which IMO is silly.
Thanks for making my day, guys, especially Magnus and Jeffe. I haven't laughed this hard since the DeJoshua thread from a couple of days ago (well, except for Brian's Kiper piece). If I wasn't a Michigan fan I think I would still come here regularly for the grammar patrol posts. Y'all should go pro and spread the gospel...
I've read your request and comments with much interest. Unfortunately, I cannot help you in your endeavor.
However, I have noticed that your comments are written in a very peculiar manner. While I am not a computer expert, I do use one frequently, and it is my considered opinion that your computer is broken thereby causing your comments to be barely coherent. Most likely, this is because your computer is dirty. I suggest washing it in the sink.
For cereal, I'm envisioning a posse of grammar/idiot police sarcastically patrolling (or making drive-by appearances) on blogs throughout the blogosphere. You could make the world a better place...